Cheetah

I was down in the Hallandale area - was heading over to Playhouse and decided to stop in to Cheetah to give it a shot. My last visit was a day shift - this on a Sunday evening after the playoff games - around 10PM was a little different. First parking was free (unless you park in the very front) and cover was very reasonable at $5. Front door staff were very nice and chipper. The club layout has been documented in previous reviews. Upon entering the club I went to the first bar as you enter. It was definitely slow in the club after the playoffs and being a Sunday night. I ordered a beer right in the normal range of cost and the bartender was very professional. As I looked around the bar I noticed at least 20 girls on staff. Most in the 6 to 7 range - did not see any knockouts. Dancers were dancing on all three stages - sets of three songs. Most were naked by the third song - some seem like they were just going through the motions - didn't get naked and could not wait to get off stage. In their defense - the club was slow and tipping was minimal. For me personally if I am at a main bar and a dancer is dancing in front of me - especially when it is slow - I tend to tip each dancer but I have to admit - if they do not get naked then I do not unless I am REALLY into the girl. I just feel if you want to be compensated - you need to do your job in total. Just a pet peeve of mine. Anyway, while sitting at the bar I realized how stark the differences are from these top end white clubs compared to the black strip clubs I usually frequent. To start with every girl I saw at Cheetah had breast enhancements - every one. In black strip clubs - most have real tits - some enhanced. Every girl had flat white girl booty. Almost all the girls have nice booties in black clubs - many enhanced. Almost all white girls were on the pale slim white side - especially this evening - it was like the Stepford wives of strippers - they all looked pretty much the same. Black clubs feature more exotic looking dancers with so many different looks. The only major difference that favors the white clubs - service was first rate. Many times in black clubs the serving staff is disinterested and rarely on their service game - maybe Climax from my experience would be the one exception. The Body ship is a nightmare on service. Second the DJ was perfect in this club - the music was upbeat and the guy announced the dancers and that was it. No constant blabbering like in the black clubs - have to admit I really appreciated that. So once i got over the fact there were not any black dancers on staff I tried to settle in to the club. After tipping dancers on stage - I was approached by a white spinner - she claimed she was from London and had a heavy British accent. Pale white - no ass and minimal raised tits - definitely not my type. I was trying extra hard to be nice to her but I realized quickly that the accent was a bunch of bull shit. It just sounded so contrived - I figured she was straight out of acting class - the british accent was so over the top - it had to be contrived. I guess she thought it was sexy and exotic. I immediately tried to blow her off but she insisted that a good time could be had in the back lap dance room. I had literally zero attraction to this girl - she seemed so fake and I was convinced she would be the rob type. She was trying so hard to portray herself as the sweet type but I wasn't buying it. I finally politely told her - I would definitely consider dances later but had just arrived at the club - without another word - she immediately did a 360 - sweet little smile gone and scampered away. Just confirmed my radar that she would have been a nightmare. I was just about finishing my beer and the bartender was right there to offer another and replacing my napkin. Excellent service. As I was sitting there I realized how spoiled I had become with the black clubs - girls for the most part so much more down to earth and willing to please. Finished that beer - and out the door I went to the Playhouse.