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Last Chance Saloon

Gervais, OR

If you've never been here, the first trick is knowing that the entrance is off Checkerboard Rd, not Portland Rd NE even though that's the address. Second, the place is a dump. Terrible bathrooms, no…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

If I go to a strip club in Seattle I usually make the drive up to Pandoras. I'd never been to Kittens but it gets good reviews and it's a lot more convenient for me…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, OR

I stopped by Tommy's Too for the first time in months. Weekday afternoon, so I wasn't expecting much. There were three dancers sitting at the bar on their phones and me, the only customer. I…

This review of Tommy’s Too is about three weeks old. I wasn’t going to write a review since some are probably getting tired of the same old stuff about this place, but there is some…

This review is from about a month ago, when COVID restrictions were very relaxed in Oregon. I’ve been here many times through the years, and not much has changed. Kinda worn looking exterior building, interior fairly…

This was my first time to Tommy’s Too and only the second time to a place that mixes traditional strip club and lingerie modeling aspects. I will confirm what has been documented in prior reviews: this…

Tommy’s Too was my third and last stop of the day and got there around 12:30PM on this Sunday. How more degrading can I say of the outside, parking lot and location of this place…