OT: reputable massage parlors

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footballguy
NC
It's common knowledge that there are a lot of AMP's around the country that offer pahhynendings (whether just a HJ or all the way up to FS). I've never been to one myself though.

I've gotten plenty of massages at legit massage parlors that use Licensed Massage Therapists. I get the massages strictly for the massage but of course I wouldn't complain if I had an attractive therapist and she offered to give a HJ. But I imagine it is impossible or extremely rare to encounter an LMT at a legit massage parlor that would do this.

But similar to dancers, some therapists give a higher mileage massage than others. I've had some that are conservative and they massage my thighs they make sure the sheet is tucked in extremely well and that it won't accidentally come untucked and expose anything. They also stop massaging before the get to the sheet.

Then I've had therapists who are a lot more "aggressive". They tuck the sheet in a lot closer to my dick, their hands almost come underneath the sheet and it's get like they might almost accidentally bump their hand into my dick, and they will massage quite a bit of my but (but still make sure the crack is always covered.

Even though a reputable parlor would have very strict rules about that kind of stuff, seems like there's still a slim chance that every once and a while you might encounter a therapist who tries to get away with it.

Anyone ever gotten a happy ending from a licensed LMT?

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georgmicrodong
8 years ago
Yep. The one I described in my "A Different Experience" articles is, or was, a LMT. I don't know if she still is, as she's now escorting, but she still has the skill set.
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crazyjoe
8 years ago
Never had this happen
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skibum609
8 years ago
The only massages I have ever had were at spas at ski resorts so the answer is not even close.
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RTP
8 years ago
I know two massage therapists who have degrees and licences and both provide extras and will disrobe. I doubt I am in the minority as I only get a massage a few times per year and don't really even seek this out. By the way, both are fit and attractive. One is even married.
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Subraman
8 years ago
I've had a lot of massages over the years, and there's definitely a wide range as far as draping standards and how close a massage therapist gets to the goods. I've never gotten a happy ending from a legit CMT, but I also don't ever provide any feedback that I'd be open to it -- I don't think I've ever gotten hard during a legit massage, I don't do any subtle signs like lifting my hips or opening my legs a bit, etc... so if some of the more liberal masseuses were open to it, they didn't get any signals from me
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malort
8 years ago
Any LMT I've ever met would be gravely insulted by a customer trying to turn the massage into something sexual. Generally they will end the session if there is any whiff of inappropriate conduct or language. This is for professional spas and massage venues. When you get into venues that label themselves as "parlors" it's usually anything goes. You may find LMTs working there who have completely hit rock bottom and abandoned professionalism for money.
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Subraman
8 years ago
Yeah, no judgement, but while I'd welcome a nice happy ending from a hot legit CMT, my personal ethics (yes, I have some ethics, you pack of fucks) is that there's no need to insult/enrage/traumatize a legit CMT pursuing it, given that it's so easy to get near-CMT level massage w/ happy ending from an FBSM provider who specifically offers it. Like I said, that means not even any subtle signs that I"m open to it, like lifting my hips slightly or whatever, I just keep the worlds separate. Though if a legit CMT just grabbed my peener, I'd be perfectly happy :) Just my personal position, I'd feel guilty and scumbaggy if I upset a legit CMT.

There are some guys on a local forum who do signal to their legit CMTs that they're open to happy endings, at least with CMTs who are already liberal on draping, and claim to occasionally score handjobs
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
It kind of depends where you live. Just look on Rubmaps, use advanced search. And the more dense they are in a metro the better, because they are competing. Then window shop, by the girls' manner of dress and demeanor.

I've been going to AMPs for 30 years and almost never has FS not been available. I treat the girl as a civilian and flirt with her before we go into the room. Never talk about money until she asks. Often I can get her making out with me before we even touch the massage table, and before money is ever mentioned. When it goes that way the FS which ensues will be mind blowing for both parties. You kind of need to learn how to do it, and then it depends on the girl and on the place.

Suits do help, especially in that Asian environment. And they are also good because they have hooks and stuff so you can undress properly. But get her making out with you before you take anything off of yourself or off of her.

Obviously the less the legit stuff, the better. Licenses and regulations gum up the process. Best also if you plan on seeing the girl outside, if not taking her out with you to eat and then to your home immediately after. The girls are even loser once out the front door.

But you must learn how to talk to them. The front room staging is everything!

SJG
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