Could be Timing, but if It's a Bad Time Don't have your Doors Open

I looked at some of the other reviews before writing this, so my experience doesn't seem to be the norm. However, if it's a bad time for your club to be open then maybe it shouldn't be open. To quote myself from another review, the "staff at Hustler Club were a bunch of assholes, except for the bartender and the guy with the Weeknd wig on. I only bought a dance there because the girl they found to entertain me was very experienced and very aware of how bad an impression they were making."

The dancer was Pistol, and she the best part about the visit by 1000 times. At least one person in the club had their head on straight. By the time I had walked over to this place, I'd been sitting in a totally empty club elsewhere chatting up the bartender and managers waiting for one of their girls to put her face on and walk downstairs. Figured I'd drop a little money at Hustler Club and walk back to take up the discounted fun that had been mentioned to me at my first stop. It was early. During the noon hour. Lo and behold, Hustler Club was also empty. The Hustler Club had no T&A at the ready. Really? For the prices they charge? There were two girls on the main floor, the bartender and a gal seated at the bar in casual businesswear. The gal seated at the bar was actually pretty cute, and was there to get a job. She looked like she was applying for an internship at a law firm the way she was dressed, but it was obvious she was working with some serious goods underneath. Hope she got the job.

Since there was nothing going on, the bartender suggested that I take a look around upstairs and maybe get a tour. She said to talk to one of the guys in the suits. This is where stuff got weird. The guy looks at me and says the upstairs is closed and it costs money to go up there. I asked how much money and he repeated it was closed. Mind you, this is an empty club with absolutely shit going on. Then the guy said something about I needed to come back later to check things out. I basically told him there wasn't go to be a later and he should reconsider. And he should also go scare up a dancer because they were a strip club that was open without strippers or music. The suit called for another suit, and the second suit said something about a dancer was almost ready. "Almost ready" is clearly a relative status when dealing with strippers. When I was done with this POS visit and went back to Barely Legal those girls still weren't dressed, but that's another review.