Let's say someone who knows you or at least talks to you saw you out and about with a stripper (they know she's a stripper) and brought it up the next time they saw you. But let's say they were not on the congratulatory tip, but more like the "why are you out with a stripper man!?". How would you respond?
This is just something that ran across my mind. I would respond, "I bet you couldn't do it."
You could go one of 3 ways:
(if you're married like me) I would say "and how much money would it take for you to forget that image?"
(if you're single) "Yeah you know how much that shit is costing me? Let me tell you, it's totally worth it because the sex is INSANE!"
(also if you're single) "Yep there are 1,000s of men who wish they were in my shoes right now."
I would probably say "Because she's hot as fuck."
If the guy was a real asshat, I'd probably throw in "Any other questions Einstein?"
WWJD?
What would Juice do?
^^^ Juice would say "I'm trying to make her my roommate!"
"Wasn't me."
I would ask, are you sure? Have you seen her somewhere?
@txtittyfag Yep!
man, deciphering a txtittyfag post is harder than learning Spanish my freshman year in high school.
txtittyfag is the first on my ignore list. I saw previews for his club reviews and I can only imagine if they were to get VIP for 3 weeks or whatever it is.
When I was married I would've said I can't talk right now and quickly left
Today, I hope I'd say something like "because she's only 18, she is one of the hottest woman I've ever seen, she kisses me with passion, and I can fuck her completely bare and natural whenever I desire. Oh yeah, she always swallows too."
Play innocent and say, "She's a stripper? She said she was a golf instructor and just helping me with my stroke!"
As far as answers go, sharkhunter = brilliant!
"man, deciphering a txtittyfag post is harder than learning Spanish my freshman year in high school."
I normally don't share the contents of my ignore list because I think it's passive-aggressive trolling. Given the psychological issues all of us exhibit (no disrespect, I'm including myself) I think the least brilliant thing to put out there is passive-aggressive comments!
But I don't understand txtittyfag. I don't understand the name, which is stupider than mine (thought I refuse to change it at this point!) and I really don't understand the repetitiveness. I don't care if he wants to stir the pot, but show some creativity.
The same goes for txtittyfag. (who I have not put on ignore yet). I understand that he just wants to shovel shit right back at txtittyfag but I don't see the point in that much sustained negativity. If txtittyfag wants to be a baby let him have his bottle. Those who dislike the repetitive negativity can ignore him.
It takes a lot to get me to ignore somebody, but I don't need repetitive negativity when I just want to have a laugh. I'm surprised others want to read such negativity!
I've said my peace. No more about that idiot! ;)
Gone out with strippers a couple of times years ago and decided Never Again so I do not have to worry about that. The girls seemed interesting while chatting in the club but outside they were boring and self-centered. Could have been the age difference. The truly interesting girls I would like to take out do not go out with clients because they already have other lives away from the club so I don't bother.
I figure whenever I go out with my 20-something ATFs, everyone pretty much knows she's a stripper. Well, unless they think she's an escort. So now it's just a matter of, will anyone I know see me?
I'm with Subraman on this. It is obvious. I am at least 20 years older and in some cases closer to 40 years older. Everyone knows she is either a stripper or escort. If I am asked why? Simple, I like fucking hot young women and I can.
I don't really understand the premise of the thread. Are you "out with a stripper" on an unpaid date? Or are you paying for sex. Because stating "I bet you couldn't do it" is incredibly goofy thing to say for a john paying for sex.
@Random It could be any of the scenarios you mentioned. The one thing that is constant is she's a stripper and someone who knows you or talks to you knows she's a stripper.
I'll agree it's not saying much especially if I'm paying and say, "I bet you can't do it.". I just feel sometimes actually getting that initial OTC with any stripper varies greatly.
Frankly I don't care what anyone thinks if I'm out with someone I want to be out with.