ATM was broken. The next-closest ATM was 1 mile away.

The club appearance seemed posh, but the management seemed extremely negligent. There was a shitty ATM that had a sign "out of order". I asked the bartender if I could get cash with my credit card using cash-backs. The bartender said they are a cash only business! How could they possibly expect to run a strip club without an ATM?

I had half a mind to go to the nearest ATM for the cash but it was sixteen degrees cold outside. I wanted to get a VIP from that tall and busty dancer on stage, but I simply couldn't care enough. So I left as soon as I entered. Cover was $14.