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Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, OR

I have been taking a break from the clubs for the most part lately but last month I was near shimmers and stopped in for a drink. Not too much going on but…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, OR

I've stopped in Sassy's a couple times before in the late afternoon and it seemed like a comfortable place to sit with a drink and chill with naked women. It was usually pretty slow. This…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, OR

So I know it's a Monday and I shouldn't expect too much but I have enjoyed other clubs on Mondays. This place is in an odd feeling location, I didn't get a good vibe even…

Hit up Acropolis on a Monday afternoon because apparently it’s a Portland rite of passage to try their steaks. No cover. Outside looks like a dirty circus tent. Inside wasn’t better in the slightest. It…

Finally back in search of great stripclub food after the less that savory experience in Vegas, I decided to stop by Acropolis. Going in, the only thing ive heard about this was steak and titties.…

Acrop A coworker’s last day so a group decided what better way to send someone off then hit up acropolis. This is actually become sort of a tradition. It hasn’t mattered if it’s…

Arrival to the place was pretty standard. Dirty, dingy, dive bar vibes. Smelled a little musty with worn down rails and furniture. There is a separate dancing area for people getting a "private" dance, really…