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pi croaking in VIP

happend yesterday on the 12th at synn coi with two dancers.

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Being Descreeet in reviews, articles and discussion threads

Maybe I've been on to many monger sites or I've grown in wisdom in general but don't most of us agree that we shouldn't name drop dancers names or clubs that provide the illegal activities ? Shouldn't we save that for…

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NMMNG

Have any of you read the book "No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Robert Glover? I ask because he references the propensity of nice guys to act out their sexuality in... let's say non-traditional... ways, such as visiting strip clubs…

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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some OTC today

Holy smokes.... I didn't think it were possible but I got OTC on credit. Last night I was home texting with my exCF who was at the club. She's been trying to engage since I wrote her off a few…

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VinceMichaels About to Lose His ObamaCare!

How will he pay for his AIDS and diabetes medications after that? Guess he'll have to continue giving the $10 BBBJs outside of Bogart's. Maybe work double shifts now.

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Mom says son OD'd at Victory Inn, site of Thursday's narcotics & prostitution ra

"The motel at Wyoming and Michigan was raided at 6 Thursday morning by nearly 150 members of federal and local law enforcement. They took boxes in and out for hours and sources say they are investigating prostitution and drug deals. People…

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citrulline supplement before lapdance = amaze sensation and rock hard

I try citrulline supplement today and went for lapdance in evening. WOW. So much more intense, feel so rock hard and amazing, extremely hard and basically ready for LDK during second dance...yet able to receiving 20+ dance tonight. Dancer so…

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I wonder ...

What was the first ever review written on TUSCL and for which club

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Is it too late for Christmas?

Or too early? I'll take the one on the far right. http://pics-sharing.net/upload/103c43fc.jpg

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

The bartenders are worth the trip

The best thing about this place is the bartenders get topless for $5. This is kind of a novelty I hadn't seen anywhere else, except Amsterdam. The evening bartenders don't do private dances, but…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

robbierob07

It had been months since I've visited wise guys, opting instead to visit the other clubs nearby. But I returned two weeks ago on Sunday around 7pm and found basically a whole new roster of…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Teasers for beer and relaxing

Stopped in to Teasers yesterday afternoon on a very blustery nasty day. It's not in a bad area as its south of I-69. Parking is free which is a bonus unlike the big valet fees…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Consistent

Another afternoon stop at Scores. Stopped in to kill some time in the afternoon. By early afternoon they are usually up to two girls dancing at a time and about 15 girls working. With the…

Sensations Cabaret

Stuart, Florida

fugley

What a dive the dancers are fat and ugly covered in jail house tat's they look like they are prego covered with stretch marks. Begging for money for their bastard kids. The place stinks…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Here we go again

Same as usual pre-fun experience here with free parking in a fenced lot, no valet, no cover, no bathroom troll, no vip tax, and still the main reason I come here is no smoking (except…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

My first club review

It was my first time here, i went in at around 2am after visiting few other places nearby. 2 white and 1 black girls were there when i went in, all three were chatting…

ORA Ultra Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

A visit to the new place woth revisiting

I was in town with a friend to see what was new to the West Palm area. We entered first the large western saloon style hall which reminded me a lot of the old Church…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

"Nicest" strip club in the metro

Been to Night Trips a handful of times, usually on Friday or Saturday evenings. It's always busy with plenty of dancers. Dancers are the most attractive in the OKC area and are usually very personable.…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

I've seen better.

Come here if ya can't make it to atlanta. I went to celebrate my friends birthday here n it was a bust. The best part is mellow mushroom is around the corner. I went in…

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Possible anthem?

This video/song may be an anthem for some of the folks here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQkkvdV7aXE

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Looks like the tap got turned off on the faucet of Cuban strippers

That last rush of Cubanas looking for some quick change, was occurring to beat what happened today, with the end of wet foot/Dry foot policy. So enjoy 'em while they last.

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Donald Trump

Over or under Donald Trump getting impeached in 3 years? I'm taking the under.

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This REALLY BROKE the internet!

A really hot and very freaky chick, former Miss Moscow 2007 Natalia Andreeva (also known as Danica/Delilah G/Amanda, et) https://volafile.io/r/BI2OXpc#gallery=D0EUOwBoDtTD http://pimpandhost.com/image/53237569 https://dl4.volafile.io/get/DyIfVhY48Jc1/clip4sale1.mp4 https://dl4.volafile.net/get/DyImRQ597c8S/clip4sale2.mp4 She's into bondage and gangbangs. http://imgur.com/a/hgUyd *sausage warning* https://dl4.volafile.io/get/DyJNv-eIIqhj/trah_tibidoh_v_klube_bdsm.mp4

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Name changed back to Trophy Club

Work the night shift and had a day off with a Lil to much extra cash in my bank account and the old itch. After taking a good shower and picking out my new gym…

Desire

Port Richey, Florida

Desire

I haven't been to Desire since they re-opened last fall, so I made a stop after driving by and seeing the parking lot was packed, about 1:30 this afternoon. The place looks nice inside,…

Club USA

Tumon, Guam

A taste of the US in the Pacific Islands

Club USA is one of a couple of Clubs that have been around on the island for at least 15 years. It is on the Tumon Strip, close to the Outrigger hotel. It is in…

Clancy's

Norfolk, Virginia

So...yeah this is weird Bikini's only,...

So...yeah this is weird Bikini's only, more like a neighborhood bar that happens to have some chicks dancing the same place you are trying to watch the game. They have a VIP area with…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Never a bad time

I visited Centerfolds after a long hiatus. It really hasn't changed much since my last visit. The girls definitely vary but there always seems to be at least one or two outstanding girls. The lap…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Excellent

While there are no private booths, the lap dance area is much more spacious than Inner Room. The club itself is much nicer in appearance, and seems to attract a higher quality of dancer.…

Grandview Live Gentleman's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Decent after 11 pm

I live in Daytona. I used to go to Lollipops until they changed management. Grandview is probably the best club in Daytona in terms of quality of women and vibe. It is a large…

Vikings

Tumon, Guam

Guam mainstay club

I haven't been back to Guam in about 12 years. There are a couple of Clubs that have been a Mainstay on this island for at least as long as I have been out here.…

Candy Cat #1

Simi Valley, California

Pretty much just a bar

Looks like it's been a while since the last review for CC1, so I thought I'd give a little update. I visited on Sunday around 10pm, which admittedly isn't the most busy time. But it's…

Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, Massachusetts

Come on in!!!!

After exiting all I could think of was the movie "Porky's" as this establishment seemed built right after its debut but never upgraded since. Upon entering you walk up to the bar (line long bar…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Not bad!

I went to PJ's while passing through Portland. It's a nice club but very dark. There are two stages, a large main stage and a much smaller secondary stage to the left. First thing I…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great CLub

Went on a Wednesday night after hearing so much about this club. Used instagram post to get in but still paid $5 at the door. Sat down for a while and enjoyed the stage show.…

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Los Angeles Chargers

Fuck you Spanos. Fuck you NFL. Stupid ass move

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Hey Guys <3 It's Kaylee :-*

Hi boys ;) I used to work at Lookers, Valkyrie, and Paradise Found. Hope you didn't forget about me <3 I haven't worked at a strip club for a few years now, but I run a bunch of businesses on…

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What's the best strip club in Dayton Ohio?

I lost my job at the dealership and I'm going back to the pole. What's decent in Dayton these days?

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Good midweek visit

Stooped here on a wed afternoon. Place was not too crowded and 3 to 4 of the girls were really good looking, the rest about average. Since the club was not crowded yet,…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Worth Another Trip

Finished up work early and thought about stopping by CT's, but thought better of things. So I stopped into Fantasy to see what fun could be had there on a Thursday night. Location is really convienient…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Recharge the batteries

Arrived in town on business and had some time before business dinner at 9 pm plus wanted to see some of BCS title game, so decided to get an appetizer at TD's North. Lot was…

The Mint

Greensboro, North Carolina

The Mint

Been a while since I reviewed the club, but come here often. Looks can fool you with this place. It is not hard to find, but looks shady being located next to an…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A Philadelphia Staple

While I've frequented Oasis on and off over the years, I don't think I've reviewed it before. I stopped by on a Saturday afternoon a few weeks ago, and if I'd written this review…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hidden Gem

I went to this place on the afternoon of New Years Eve. I figured I'd get in a little fun before the New Year. I went inside and as usual, the place is ultra dark.…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Day Visit

The club is easy to find if your driving approach is from Rt. 20 (Niceville), but otherwise your navigation device is going to try to take you through the Military base (Eglin) on more than…

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Well well well ... Surprising SW thread

babb--->"Why is this in hustle hut??? Because our attitudes about our customers effects our hustle more than anything. If we hate our customers and have shit attitudes about them, we burn out and we attract negative customers or boring customers…

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Top TUSCL passwords

I recently came across a list of tuscl passwords on ihtb.org (no user names) that had been leaked / hacked. It's apparently pretty old as my password isn't on there, and I haven't changed it since I joined five years…

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Dance marathon

I've seen a couple reviews where the guy says he got 20+ dances from one girl. Holy fuck! What the hell are you doing for 20+ dances?? After 4 or 5 dances I get bored. Not counting getting a blowjob or…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great Value, good girls, bad service

The club itself is nicer than a lot of others, but it's still a bit run down. The entry area is pretty standard. The recently remodeled the main floor, so the carpets and everything are…

Good Time Towne Tavern

Evans, Colorado

Old time saloon

Stopped while close, not worth a trip from any distance. Kinda cool bldg, really like an old time saloon! Bartender was a tattooed lady with a large nose ring (not a problem for…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Sports at the Pony

Lately i have been going to the Pony to watch sports. They had a really good gameday special going on for football season. Not sure if they will offer it this weekend for the Falcons…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Stayed a bit at the rest a bit

Finally checked this place out after going to showplace for so long. I was pleasantly surprised. There were only a few dancers there but they were quality (a little older, sure) and allowed me to…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

overall a positive enough experience

This place warrants going back. I had a caesar salad and hot wings. Had requested the wings hot so they provided hot buffalo sauce and they were good wings. The salad was…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited on a Monday afternoon. I'd...

Visited on a Monday afternoon. I'd heard good things and was checking out several Atlanta clubs. The girls at Cheetah recommended I go to Oasis if I was looking for pole dancing, so I checked…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Still Not Worth the Trip

I have not been to this club in several years and that trip was not great. Another member told me he had a decent time here in December so decided to give it a try…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

cowboys

Stopped in cowboys around 1:30 on Monday afternoon. There was no cover. They have one pretty large stage in center of the room. The bar is straight ahead as soon as you walk in. They…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Seen better....

I got to Jens at around 10:45 on a Saturday night. There was about 15 people in the place plus about 10 girls. There were 3 or 4 AA that were heavy set and the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

The other lake city contender

Having visited so many times over the years, I'd call myself a regular here. Of the 3 lake city clubs, it is definitely the trashiest in the general look of the building, and the culture…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Lake city contender

I have been frequenting for many years. My favorite girl being Anastasia. I have gotten dances from most of the 6+'s here and I can say that your mileage will vary. Not a big extras…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Worst of the lake city trio

This place is usually more miss than hit. Over many years I've always checked through this place. My favorite dancer (who no longer works here), Candy, did great dances. Even got a little extra at…

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Steph Curry Mcflury

https://youtu.be/u9F0I-p7jqI This is what happen @ McD's

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Afternoon

So I'm closer to Wax and Babes but they're dead during the afternoons. So I've been looking for a decent afternoon AA spot with good dances and mileage. Not looking for the full everything but…

Exotic Kitty Gentlemen's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

A real review of this place

I've lived in SLC for 10 years and have been to most of the stripclubs in the valley so I feel can give a little more insight on this club. This club is in the…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Another Visit to XTC

I don't go often but this has been my go to place for many years. I like all nude with full contact which has always been the scene here. As always, the range of girls…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Best friends bachelor party

Took my best friend out for his bachelor party. Admittedly this isn't his thing so we didn't spend a huge amount of time. This was Halloween weekend so we received from addition from a twitter…

Palace Gentlemen's Club

Passaic, New Jersey

cool spot

the layout of the club is a typical nj strip club layout with a stage in the middle and the bar wrapped around it. there isn't much walking space which can be very annoying if…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

strip mall club

CLUB LOCATION Club is located in Anaheim. It is on the South East corner of EAST Ball Rd SOUTH St College...your GPS may get confused if you don't say EAST and SOUTH. North of the 5…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Mehhh

After my two hour visit to Platinum West on this Friday afternoon, I decided to stop at PP on my way out of town. I should have saved myself the trouble. I stayed…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

Slow night

I got in around 7, only saw about 3-5 girls. Seemed pretty dead. People have said they didn't do stage dances but when I went they were. Wall dances in the back, my opinion better than the…

7th Heaven

Copenhagen, Denmark

7th heaven alright!

7th Heaven is really good in my opinion. I've been there two times within the last year. The first time I went was a run of the mill Tuesday after a dinner in town with…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

A Bit Better

I've never come to Columbia on a Friday afternoon before, but I thought I'd give it a try. On this day at this club - not too bad. I got there mid-afternoon and…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The Mons

Mons is a rather small club, but gets crowded on busy nights with both girls & clients. Easy parking outside. The center of the room is the only stage and one pole. Later in the…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

upscale

As i enter the club it was not a super dark club to the point where u cant detailedly c the dancers face or bodies. Club was so clean and nice. Looked like a warehouse…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

Most girls were average at best but 1 really hot one

I stopped in to this place on a slow weekday night. My first observation was actually the draft list. They had a really impressive beer list and I'm a bit of a beer snob. They…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Great time in private with a sexy girl for my first time!

I had never been to PT's All Nude before. I had only been to one other strip club in NM and was looking to see some nice girls. I walking into PTs and…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Awesome night

Came in on a Friday night after work at almost 10pm haven't been in years thanks to military ..grabbed a beer from the beer tub girl by the door and decided to sit down.a few…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Solid time out

Had not been here for a few years. Visit was from early December. Totally worth checking out. Revamped quite a bit inside. Had a bar area off to the side where…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Very Touchy

Word of advice, look before you leap with this one. First off; the place is tucked into a nice little corner intersection and seemed to have ample parking in (what I assume was) the rear. The…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Sketchy area but hell of a place

I was a bit sketched out about this place since there was recently a shooting down the street. However, it's a lot nicer inside than it is outside. The girls were attentive and fun. Definitely…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Dissapointing

I visited here in December when I was in AZ visiting over the holidays. I wrote a review of this club a few years ago when I went on NYE. Recent reviews are correct…

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Pole Trick

http://theinterrobang.com/youll-probably-react-stripper-trick-way-dude/

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Wow! The golden shower story is (semi-) real!

When crazyjoe posted the golden shower stuff I thought it was completely a fiction from crazyjoe's warped mind! No disrespect to crazyjoe regarding the "warped mind" stuff. "Warped mind" is a description, not a value judgement! ;) But it's real in…

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CNN and Buzzfeed have piss on their faces, not egg

https://youtu.be/G6RHIhn_T6w

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Its Worth

I went on a saturday night they have so many girls working. I had good time with Amber and Danica. I liked charlie too but i was already running out of money and i…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Alexia the Goddess.

Guys I like almost all the dancers there,butAlexia is the one that will blow your mind. Omg she is so gorgeous! I have great time every time I go see her and I don't mind…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Had to check it out.

Was visiting Destin, Fl. and took a quick run over to this club since it was the only club I could find in the area that was nude. As stated in other reviews, this…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Poor Experience for me and my friend.

So the food was OK but can't enjoy food or anything else for that matter when the noise level is blaring loud. Had to shout over and over to communicate with the wait staff.…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

Very impressive.

Niccccce! ALL around! As former Gold Cup customer, it pleases me 2 still b able 2 see GC's main employees all still together, at new place. Hal, Gold Cup's GM is 1 of kind n…

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VinceMichaels Dresses As a Tranny and Gives $10 BBBJs Outside of Bogart's

He'll actually cut it to $5 if you also protested the Vietnam war. He used to refuse service to military veterans (whom he hates) but then realized he better be saving to pay for his AIDS and diabetes medications once…

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Only in Flori-duh

Fla. man jailed for having sex with his dog; roommate says abuse went on for years. http://local12.com/news/nation-world/man-jailed-for-having-sex-with-his-own-dog How ugly would a girl have to be that her roommate chose to have sex with a dog repeatedly instead of with her.

Body Shots Gentlemen's Club

Ocala, Florida

Money goes a long way...

So it's a small club, what can you expect from Ocala? Nevertheless it was a good time, they did a dollar lap dance where all the guys put there chairs around the stage and the…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Cathouse

There's no illuminated sign so you may drive past this place. $10 cover and no drink requirement. Small stage in the center of the club and there were some less than desirable options. One chick…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Club 205 Again

I found myself in Portland with time to kill before a flight again, and I decided to go check out 205 again. Last time I was here was back last spring. As has been noted…

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

a hands on experiance

Ok, I've been here before and on occasion had a really good time. Today was reminiscent of the good old days. I no sooner walked in than i was accosted by a middle aged…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Was A Cold Night

Went on the coldest night in 2016 and was somewhat didappointed. Went in and surprised to have a lot of people for the day of the week. Only a handful of girls at…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Double Visions

Visited Double Visions due to the good reviews. Had a decent time. The drinks are reasonably priced. My main problem with the club was that they allow smoking in the bar. I am not a…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Not as good as Cheeks, but has some of the old charm

So dropped back to the skeevy dump that is Showplace to come away feeling dirtier than ever. Instantaneously walking in the front door and being molested by Gabrielle who now looks 50 and is more…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Dinner and a Show

The wife and were at it again. It had been a while since we went to a club so, off to Coli. It was a couple months ago. Did the valet, easy enough.…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Back at it....

My last visit was not a success (see below review) but I was back in a Denver for work and still has $200 in funny money so I thought I would go there on that…

Rhonda's Place

St. Louis, Missouri

sinclair's Review

I dropped into Rhonda’s Place at 21:45 on a Saturday night. You have probably heard the term “dive bar with strippers” used on this website before. In most cases, reviewers use the phrase liberally on…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Not Bad

Decided to try this club out during lunch. Paid the $20 to get in. It's a dark atmosphere but everyone was friendly. Got my drink(soda) and sat up close to stage.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

THE HYPE IS REAL!!!!

WOW! Where do I start? Tootsie's is indeed the TOP STRIP CLUB in ALL OF MIAMI....HANDS DOWN! I arrived to meet a few friends who are local to the Miami area and…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Not Sure About All The Hype???

Visited Monroe's while spending the day/night in W. Palm Beach and had heard that Monroe's was the PLACE TO GO... Being that I was with a female companion I wanted to be sure we went to…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

A local favorite, but so-so for me

If I was on a budget, i would rate this club higher. This review is a compilation of my 3 visits here. Overall, I was ok with the place. The $10 dances…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Not the best by far - but cheap.

This appears to have a very different culture to normal strip clubs, there arent any booths, no table dances or bottle service. This is a rough dive bar with private dances in small rooms. The…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

In and out

Not my first stop here but the first time I've attempted to sample the goods. The building itself is typical of Irvington clubs. Run down. Shoddy. Dirty. If you drop anything…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Way to expensive

So stopped by scores from the airport. Hadn't been before. Club set up was fine and dancer talent was strong. A Colombian girl came over - super hot. We talked a bit…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hong Kong for the misinformed

Was feeling horny and all the strip clubs in san diego are lame so headed to hong Kong on a thursday night (fridays and Saturdays are a complete sasauge fest). Changed my dollars to pesos…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Nice club hot girls

I have only been to a couple of clubs in Montreal. This one was by far the nicest inside with the best dancers. Club Downtown was a dump in my opinion and girls were…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

New Year's Eve Was Awful

I've been going to the Doll House for some time and clearly understand that it can be difficult to get dancers, who are independent contractors, to show up on some days. The answer to this…

Blush

Commack, New York

This isn't Texas...

New to the area (just moved from Dallas) and was not very impressed with this club. The bartender was extremely pushy, insisting I buy a drink for each dancers 'set'. Meaning every 10 minutes…

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Motorhead?

Any updates on Motorhead? There have been a couple of threads but no hard info. I'm still in shock over FarmerArt, who always seemed invincible to me. And in a way I even miss Alucard.

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Founder

What we really need is an index or table of contents for the articles occasionally I try to locate an obscure article that I read and it takes forever scrolling backwards through all of the articles to find a…

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Rarely seen video of TUSCLer "chessmaster" in VIP

You may need to zoom in a bit: http://68.media.tumblr.com/3006ea6a561d3e455724609a7a2f9fc5/tumblr_nel8t880G81r4tx0lo1_400.gif

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Me and big-booty Lola in the VIP

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New to town.

I don't think I've ever met a stripper that didn't tell me she "just moved here". I didn't ask! What's that all about?

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Dancer Crassness

I'm fairly old-school and conservative - also like femininity in my hos :) - thus certain things that some dancers do such as constantly cussing or rude gestures like giving the finger I find pretty off-putting. I don't mean in the…

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Platinum Plus management reads TUSCL

I received the following PM today in response to a prop that I did on a recent review: "Hello To: shadowcat From: golf4real Just Now Sorry to hear your visit wasn't a good one at Our Columbia SC location. We would like to make it…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Good times at a pastie club

Normally I hate pastie clubs, but since all of San Antonio is like this, I don't have a choice. This is the last time I come here on a business trip :) J/k.…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Early Shift

Went in after a short shift at work. The place was kinda empty, but what do you expect at 2 on a Tuesday. There were 3 girls while I was there and they was all…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Down and Dirty.

I've been to VIPs a number of times -- usually early evening, occasionally a weekend afternoon and every so often, a bit later at night. This place is not for the faint of heart. Frankly,…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Once you have had black . . . .

Last time I was in LA I went to an upscale club. Beautiful dancers, nice grind, expensive soft drinks . . . . This trip I needed to get a hands on release.…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Little Darling's

Was here for the first time on a weekend, arrived around 11pm via their limo service. Their front desk still tried to charge me cover and the driver had to step in to let…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Not bad. Not bad at all.

I visited this place for the first and only time on a Tuesday afternoon and spent a pretty pleasant hour or so. I'll keep it in mind for future visits. Club is located easy…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Usual carnival

I was there as usual. Place is same old, as always, rather clean behind its beat up looks. Adult theater upstairs, adultshop at the back. There were a few girls, which i went with ebony…

Cassidy's Polo Club

Amarillo, Texas

Standard Club

Was in town and this looked to be the best option. The club was packed but I noticed that more people were just hanging out then getting dances or tipping the girls on the…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

I'm on vacation from Canada &...

I'm on vacation from Canada & staying in Orlando & prefer black women & after reading reviews of some the clubs in Tampa & Jacksonville, they didn't appeal to me-I want an all-nude black female…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

K***** returns

Diamond Dolls has become my usual haunt in Daytona Beach, particularly afternoons, when many of the single moms in need of cash work while kids are in daycare. The place is in a sort-of sketchy…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Nice break for lunch hour

Visited the club around 1 PM. Pretty quite, expected for a Tues afternoon but started getting busy by the time I left around 2 PM. Saw some new faces but not much has changed except…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun but pricy

Last time I was in Vegas, I made a stop at Cheetahs. I hadn't been in a while, but had some positive experiences in the past. Walked in, and damn this place is dark -…

Barbarella

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Not the same! What a difference a year makes...

They have remodeled, and it was not a good move. The comfy area with booths and a large screen TV has been blocked off (presumably office space behind there). Per some of the…

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Would you wear a male chastity device to a strip club?

http://www.citypages.com/arts/do-i-need-to-warn-my-stripper-about-my-fetish/410308395

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How about this.

Was in a club a while back and I ran into a stripper I recognized. Weirdest shit, she was the daughter of one of my good buddies whom I have known pretty close to forever. Anyway long story short my…

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St. John's NFLD

Anybody got any tips for this fine city. There's a few reviews on here but I was hoping to find a place where there are a few more extras to be had. Massage parlor recommendations would be great too. Got…

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OTC activities

Any of you guys ever offer pay these girls to hang out and do stuff? I'm talking like mini golf or bowling or something. I've never had much luck with super hot chicks, and I enjoy spending time with beautiful girls.…

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This should be a lesson to all of us

" A Milwaukee man is dead, and a woman working as an exotic dancer faces homicide charges after police say the woman lured the man to her apartment for sex, only to have an armed robbery attempt devolve into murder." http://patch.com/wisconsin/milwaukee/exotic-dancer-lured-homicide-victim-milwaukee-sex

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Spanish booty surprise

Probably the best value club on the area with ratchet ass dancers. It's a crap shoot tho as far as what you are going to get. Ive seen literally every kind of dancer here. I…

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Brevard County woman accused of running over boyfriend near strip club

If my girlfriend looked like her, I would want to be run over by a car. http://www.wftv.com/news/local/brevard-county-woman-accused-of-running-over-boyfriend-near-strip-club/483194284

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Locals up in arms at plans for strip club just 200ft from Windsor Castle

Englishmen are outraged that lapdances will be offered so close to the residence of Queen Elizabeth. I think the Queen should view this as an opportunity to pursue a new career. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2583649/locals-up-in-arms-at-plans-for-strip-club-that-will-offer-lapdancing-until-5am-just-200ft-from-windsor-castle/

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Atlanta: Blaze vs Pinups Afternoon Shift?

Looking for a goood AA $5 club with high mileage for an afternoon run this week. I hear Blaze has higher mileage but Pinups has better looking women. Is that right? What do you recommend?

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SW Girls vs Semen: Splooge 1, SW -2739

CoinOperatedGirl-->"Ew Ew Ew Ewwwwww. Last night this kid was proudly like "Wow! I came so fast- Thanks!" and I was kind of shocked- I was grinding, but it had been half a song, I wasn't grinding the whole time, and…

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Pornstar Stats

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/19/average-porn-star-bra-size-weight-hair-color-millward_n_2717326.html

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Donnald Trump gets a Golden Shower from a Prostitute!

He is a total perv...lmfao https://youtu.be/Oq90Oqb_0Kc

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The Primary Difference Between Me and RickyBoy

I am a RICH STUD while RickyBoy is just a DUMB FAG.

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Ever have a stripper move in with you temporarily?

If so, please share your war stories. The good, the bad, and the ugly. My old fav, who I've known for a while now, was recently evicted after her boyfriend violated parole and was sent back to jail. We're pretty close and…

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OT: porn star tells all

Some of you may remember the story about a year and a half ago about an woman that had an internship at a bank on Wall St that got bust for taking sexy pics in the bathroom at the bank…

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Women: Obsolete

https://twitter.com/IntheNow_tweet/status/818895205629706240

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How long do you talk before you get a dance? (Trigger warning: SW content)

From SW: mahogany_xo-->"I don't like the customers who require I participate in a 15 minute discussion with before they agree to let me dance for them." I've seen similar sentiments many, many times on SW. I'm pretty sure I know…

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The time Crazyjoe clogged the toilet at McDonalds.....

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/58/46/3d/58463dd37cd0afd448bfd58d93cbee94.jpg

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Chettah Club in ATL

Is in trouble. http://nypost.com/2017/01/10/ex-dancers-allege-systemic-drugging-sexual-assault-at-strip-club-mecca/

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Strippers Real Name

So I was on twitter page for a strip club in my hood in Baltimore and came across a stripper who was following the club. She had a link to her Facebook so I took a look and got…

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The SJG twins outed!

Which one is Lloyd? :D http://www.foxnews.com/health/2017/01/10/baby-with-2-heads-born-in-mexico.html

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Never seen before footage

This is a video ofJuice filming an episode of cribs grandpa edition...enjoy! RIP Juice https://youtu.be/1nGORwUdC70

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RickDugan and SJG are Fags!

And also terrible at calling the stock market. Lol!

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These sexy Sirens reveal how they got strip club-worthy bodies

From the headline, you know this article has to be from the New York Post. http://nypost.com/2017/01/09/these-sexy-sirens-reveal-how-they-got-stripper-worthy-bodies/

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Logic DOES Apply

We've all done this. You're in a club and see a DS to die for. Then you see her giving her money to some greasy sleezeball slouch of a boyfriend who looks like he's never seen an honest…

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An ezcort called mocha killed juice

I just got this message.... RIP Buddy

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Backpage censored

?

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Lie Detector

Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody lies around it. The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?” Son: “Yeah.” Detector: “Beep.“ Son: “OK, OK, I was in a…

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OT: College football playoffs.

Who you guys got tonight? I like Clemson. But seems like I'm usually wrong. So that means Alabama will crush them, lol.

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HOW RETARDED IS SJG?

So CrazyJoe is bumping 4 year old threads - personally I think it's funny a shit. This down syndrom motherfucker SJG is responding to all of them like they were posted 20 minutes ago. Get a fucking clue! Come…

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Hamilton Strip is closing

I read in the Hamilton Spectator that The Hamilton Strip may be closing. Is this definite? Is so do they have a closing date?

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Larry is that guy..

Larry is that guy...if he moved to Denver, he would be telling everyone proudly that he is from California, while wondering why his tires are slashed, and he has a flaming sack of shit on his front porch, and nobody…

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Old timers and tats

Tats have often been discussed on here - most of us don't care for them especially the older guys. I was a teen in the 1980s and tats back then were not as popular and were mostly associated w/ either criminals…

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What happened to tumblingdice?

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=295227

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Remember this fucker?

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=357015

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Crazyjoe

Dude - you're clogging up the board and fucking it up for everybody

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Atlanta Cheetah sexual law suits

This is a very long article. I find the dancer allegations hard to believe based upon my knowledge of this club. http://www.myajc.com/news/local/cheetah-dancers-allege-sexual-assault-top-atlanta-strip-club/6udoC3nhtw2JXJM9uzv3vJ/

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OT: My Escort G/F - Sometimes Stalking Pays Off - Part 2

Several months ago I wrote about an escort I was "stalking". To review, I got a Backpage crush on her from her adds, and was considering calling her to meet and fuck. As I did my normal "background check"…

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Stripper: There are many girls like Stacey

This article has some interesting info about the sex industry in Australia. It's a follow-up on the dancer Stacy who was found dead in a Melbourne strip club. http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/stripper-there-are-many-girls-like-stacey/news-story/1a3889f04eed60898c752f990d0c93d3

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Fuck you, pay me

Why Marriage is a scam... https://youtu.be/qNQ2kV1OTPU

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If viagra commercials were honest

They would be like this... https://youtu.be/Kw3x3KiQznc

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If condom commercials were honest

They would be like this... https://youtu.be/BCGD3UjLFA4

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What happens when you give a Texan Tannerite?

https://youtu.be/NxqTzBDNaCo

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Possibly The Hottest Mom/Daughter Trio Ever?

https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/people-think-this-mom-and-her-daughters-are-sisters-and-we-can-see-why-200455054.html Those are some pretty hot babes, but there's a lot of plastic surgery going on with all of them.

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Chilli Palmer on RickyBoy

"Rick may be close to worthless as a human being, " Too funny!

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Top Floor of a Manhattan High Rise

Consider the following narrative as fictional: There are rumors that this high rise is owned by the President Elect Donald Trump. I ride the elevator to the top floor where there is a new strip club. I sit down…

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SJG and the DHS?

What do you guys think? Is SJG a potential domestic terrorist? Obviously he is a total whack job. Okay, so what you say. We have tons of whack jobs on this board. But what makes SJG different is his advocacy of…

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Obama thinks he and Trump are sort of opposites

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-obama-donald-trump-sort-opposites/story?id=44625090 Wonder where he got that idea? I thought they could be twins

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Sealing the deal

So you're been talking to a girl for maybe five or six weeks, but she hasn't given you the pussy yet. You didn't mind waiting in the beginning because the best things are worth waiting for, but now you're anxious…

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Multi-tasking

Some of you have mentioned that you've had strippers/civilians allow you to record on your cellphone while having sex with them. How do you multi-task this? I'm obviously assuming you have one hand on your phone while you're fucking her. To…

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Denver 2AMer

ADAMS COUNTY, Colo. (CBS4) – There was a heavy law enforcement presence investigating an overnight shooting at the Players Club on Federal Boulevard in unincorporated Adams County. The shooting occurred early Sunday morning. Surrounding businesses were blocked off with crime scene…

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2nd Reminder for 2017 that RickDugan is Gay!

Lol!

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Does she really like me or is gaming me?

So there is a new strip club that recently opened about 25 minutes from me. I've gone a few times, twice with my buddy and once by myself. The new club offers 10$ dances on Thursdays to get business in…

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What is your top 10 list of celebrities that should pose nude in 2017?

I ran across this and thought it would be an ace topic for TUSCL! http://straight.fleshbot.com/6019443/top-ten-celebrities-who-should-go-nude-in-2017 I agree with all but I definitely agree with Emma Stone! I'd add Jennifer Lawrence. I know she's had nude photos, including some brilliant butthole photos, hacked…

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WHY STRIPPING IS A LONELY GIG

A lot of dancers have been writing about their experiences lately--with a level of literacy unexpected in lying, thieving whores. https://bullshit.ist/the-secret-world-of-strippers-f27a2d0640d#.efgrusno6

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Indy Update

Just want to confirm the following I'm gleaning about Indianapolis from recent reviews, since I might be headed in that direction in the next few months: 1. Brad's still seems to the best option, though it's nowhere near as good…

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Some stories to make you feel better about yourself

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/spenceralthouse/the-hurbly-gurblies-are-real

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Cheetahs Las Vegas !

Me and my new girlfriend from Vegas were gonna visit cheetahs when we're out there and were wondering how good the club is and if the girls are smokin hot And also my girl wants a threesome with the girls…

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Difference between Hot and Pretty

I see many girls both IRL and at the club that I would consider pretty some even downright gorgeous, but very few of them would I consider Hot, which in my vocabulary would be one of the highest compliments that…

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SCing Rehab : 60 days clean

What's the longest stretch that you never visited a club after becoming a PL?

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Meet The Miranda Lambert Songwriter Who Grew Up In A Strip Club

This is a great story and video. You have to watch the stripper mom telling her tale of her early life. "I spent my toddler years living in a strip club. During the 1970’s oil boom, The Red Dog was…

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Stripper

I want to be a stripper and I need to apply for it but I don't know how, I need help.

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Stripper

I want to be a stripper and I need to apply for it but I don't know how, I need help.

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ask about mileage/extras b4 the dance? reasking later after a no to mileage/extr

Short version: Do you ask for extras before the dance, and make it unconditional that she agrees or no LDs, and walk away if she holds her no? Do you get a LD, and physically find out her mileage, not verbally before,…

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Backpage Disclaimers

What percentage of backpage girls are really sex workers?

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Sly's Daughters

I don't follow Hollywood events, I ran across this link while reading various news stories. I didn't even know Stallone had daughters. They're all attractive, the 20yr old is gorgeous. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/stallone-daughters-miss-golden-globe-gig-is-moment-960844?utm_source=Microsoft&utm_campaign=Syndication&utm_medium=The+Stallone+Daughters+and+Other+Secrets+of+Miss+Golden+Globe%3A+Past+Honorees+Tell+All

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Stripper gave me a business card.

After a series of private dance's had more milage on them than any other dance I have gotten in pittsburgh so far. She hands me a professional looking business card with nothing but her stage name and her phone number…

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ED drugs to party with

Anyone have thoughts on what the best ED drug to party with is? I hear good things about Cialis, not so great about Viagra, and almost nothing about Lavetra. Thoughts? Experiences?

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Cialis for fun

I hear great things about Cialis for guys that don't necessarily NEED it, but just want to fuck like they did when they were 22 again. That would be me. Anyone know of an online pharmacy to get some? If…