What makes for a "pretty pussy" versus an "ugly pussy?"
I got to thinking about this during a recent visit to an all nude club. A dancer with an attractive body was performing on stage. When I approached the tip rail, she laid down on the stage and spread her legs to offer a close up view. Her outer lips (technically known as the labia majora) were unusually wrinkled and pale (as opposed to plump and fleshy or rosy colored). I know that pussy's come in a wide variety of sizes, colors and configurations (including some with very pronounced inner lips or labia minora) but this particular pussy did not look especially healthy. I found myself wondering if the tissues on the exterior of the vagina can become bruised or "flattened" from having sex multiple times per day?
Anyone want to weigh in on the aesthetics of an attractive versus unattractive pussy?
P. S.-- In fairness, I'm not picking on women's anatomy. I know that my penis (the only penis with which I have familiarity) is not an organ of great aesthetic value, either in the erect or flaccid state, even if it is a source of great erotic pleasure.


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I can only speak for civilian or OTC pussy that I've seen in better lighting.
Because in all honesty, in most club VIP booths it's hard to tell what a pussy looks like... but if it feels good, fuck it.
It can't be described it can only be felt.
Did she have "blue waffle" pussy?(Google it)
I prefer a pussy with some lips to it over one that is lipless.
I prefer big meaty lips that stick out or a tiny pink little pussy. DS I and III were tiny and pink. DS II was big and meaty.
They all seem to look pretty good if the owner grants free access.
A man goes in to work, and a co-worker says, "You look so bad." He replies, "But I feel so good."
He goes to lunch and the waitress says, "You look so bad." He replies, "But I feel so good."
He stops at a bar and the bartender says, "You look so bad." He replies, "But I feel so good."
The man decides he better see a doctor. He tells the doctor about how everybody says he looks so bad but he feel so good. The doctor gives him a complete examination, and then tells him, "You're not sick. You're a vagina."
with a gun to my head, I would say I prefer roast beef
But honestly....I couldn't tell you what a pretty pussy looks like
as crazy as this might sound to some of you, LOOKING at pussy does almost nothing for me
All pussies are pretty from the few dozen I've seen in person.
All pussies matter
Sometimes I watch cooking competition shows on TV. The chefs are always concerned about the plating because that is part of what they get judged on. I think that's ridiculous.
I don't care what it looks like so long as it tastes good, and I feel the same way about my food.
Best: Small pussy, where the labia minora and juuuuust barely peek out from the majora.
Also ok: Inner labia don't peek out at all
a'ight: Labia minora is sticking out enough to be playing a supporting-actress role
Dislike: Labia minora is going for "best actress in a feature film" honors, forming a big wrinkly meat curtain
If all pussies are pretty, why don't you want to kiss and fuck all of them?
Grand1511 for the win lol.
So long as it doesn't look like a bad grilled cheese sandwich, I'm good with it. (See "Sam Kinison vs Dr Ruth" on YT)
Subraman said it best.
For pure aesthetic value, innies take the prize.
If there was a pussy beauty pageant, my CF's innie pussy would win it.
There has really been only a few pussies I've seen that have turned me off. One I distinctly remember was in a place in Louisville called the Body Shop. The woman was large, and had a vagina that could really only be described as an eight inch gash in her crotch. No lie. It was not pretty at all.
If I'm dining, I tend to like the meaty ones, as it gives me something to nibble in. I won't turn my nose up at a nice little "hideaway" pussy though, especiallly if it's one of those that opens up wide when it's properly stimulated.
Shadow, it's because in a lot of cases they are attached to fat or fat and ugly women .
Meat 72: Yikes. Never heard of "blue waffle pussy." If this is a real conditsion, I never, ever want to encounter it.
As best I can tell, she did not have this condition. Hers was pale and somewhat wrinkly.
I do marvel at the pounding a pussy can take for a woman who is sexually active.
To quote Betty White: "Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."
All pussy is beautiful in its own way. I love big meaty lips
Nice plump mound and lips. Don't care much for the "meat curtains".
When it comes to sexual body-parts I like big everything - I like:
Likewise when it comes to vaginas I like:
When it comes to sexual body-parts I like big everything - I like:
Likewise when it comes to vaginas I like:
Papi had to say it twice so you bitches could get the point. Don't make Papi say it again.
^ Lol
LOL - I got too exited talking about pussy :)
ditto papi chulo's last comment!
This thread is pointless without pictures.
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