I was cleaning out my attic and I came across my ex-wife's wedding dress. I was thinking that I'd burn it. Then I thought it might be fun to have the DS wear it on our reunion date and then fuck her while wearing the dress, or take pictures of her slowly taking it off. I think porn involving brides is kind of hot. Then I could burn it.
Any other ideas for what I should do with the thing?
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last commentI'd mail it to her and say "you may need this when you find husband #2"
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Indulge your fantasy -- have your DS wear it for your fucking fantasy and film it. Don't burn it, after!!
Donate it to charity and take the deduction for the full purchase price.
Alternatively, sell it on ebay.
Either way, take the amount earned/saved and spend it fucking your DS again. That way, it is like your EX is paying for you to fuck your DS. What could be more aces??
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^^^ fucking genius idea!!!
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Have DS wear it, fuck her good, and wipe the fluids clean with the dress. Then send it to ex. As long as your divorce is final and the settlement is concrete. Otherwise, wipe your assistance with it and burn it!!
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Having the DS wear the old wife's whom you hate wedding-dress feels kinda sick to me - why would you want something that reminds you of her - just ship it to your ex-wife if she wants it.
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The dress doesn't remind me of the bitch. I haven't seen the dress in decades and I have no clue what it looks like except it's white and has frill. All wedding dresses look pretty much the same to me.
I am going to look into selling it if thats an option. But the DS option is kind of growing in me.
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@Smith, now that you're paying alimony and pissing away what's left on overpriced SBs and prostitutes, you should keep the dress and wear it yourself at the bankruptcy hearing.
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Random you're obsessed with JS69
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I like ersutwigg222's plan with 1 important addendum.
Have DS wear it, fuck her good, and wipe the fluids clean with the dress. Then pack the dress up nicely and send it to ex.
Follow that up by mailing the ex a video of the incident about a week later after she has had time to think about how nice you were to return it.
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I'd just send it to her. Let her do what she will with it.
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whodey, I like it. However, any video that I send the old ball and chain will likely end up being seen by my children.
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John, here's a twist, depending upon how twisted you want to be.
Send the ex- wife a note/phone call what ever, asking if she would please come by and pick up her original wedding dress which you found. Then set a time for her to come by and either have it laying on the sofa when she arrives. The same sofa where you are screwing the DS at that very time. OR, same scenario, but instead of the dress laying on the sofa, the DS can be wearing it while you screw her and the ex arrives.
Just another option. She'll likely be so shocked she wouldn't even think about taking photos!
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Why don't you get kinky and wear the dress yourself while the DS gives you head - everything's worth trying once
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Damn, Papi Chulo for the win.
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@Smith-
You should also send your ex a copy of the post you made about 18 months ago describing her sagging tits on an online forum.
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LOL - what I said above and then text a pic of it to the ex
:)
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Papi, NO. Corvus, I like the idea but the DS lives a long distance from the ball and chain. Them together in the same town is highly unlikely.
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Use that dress for wipe
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Then send it back to your ex
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Not nice, better to chill out.
DS would not be impressed if you tried to use it negatively.
SJG
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I kinda like the "fuck the DS while she's wearing it, then send the pics to the ex" idea, but in the long run, I suspect you're better off selling it, or donating it, or even just trashing it.
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My ex had an expensive wedding dress portrait made of her.
I packed it up carefully and sent it to her, because it captures her youth.
SJG
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John, I don't think you should ever even let any of your girls even know about the wedding dress. That kind of thing is sacrosanct to them.
Either it goes to your ex, or it vanishes. Maybe it should just stay packed up in the attic for now, in a locked trunk.
Some kind of lingerie faux wedding dress for one of your strippers to wear, and then get fucked, yeah!
SJG
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