I know they can be a pain in the ass. They lie, you can't trust them, their lives are a disaster, their boyfriends are shit, there's SS, there are ROBs. They get so much of my money.
But the truth is this. I love strippers. Because they consistently make my most intimate sexual fantasies come true. I never imagined that these fantasies could actually come true until I become adept at playing with strippers. And that's worth the money.
Somebody feel free to post this on stripper web as the inspirational quote of the day.

