What does $1,000 buy at your club

A 5-way?

Any stripper I want

At Follies it's 100 dances
At Treasure it's 40 dances
At Lust it's 33 dances

At Follies it's 5 Vips 30 min each
At Treasure it's 3 Treasure Room 30 min each
At Lust it's 5 champagne room 30 min each

Sex with a top-shelf dancer. Perhaps 2 dancers if you are a savvy negotiator and one of them is late on a car payment.

I'd steer it towards OTC.

At Leather and Lace it gets you 200 dances
At leather and Lace it gets you 10 60 min champagne room

I would hope $1,000 would get you garunteed OTC Laid but at Treasure they got the golden pussy fever something bad...I once offered one of the top girls $1,000 for the night and she countered and was dead seriousness with $3,000 for one hour LMFAO

At Bogarts, it buys you the whole damn club.

$1,000.00 would buy bb/fs with two 9+ dancers.

In general I've been fascinated with what $1,000 actually is

What got me started was my Amazon wish list of poker books...it's like 200 books lol

$1,000 is 100 Asian or Mexican Lunch Buffets

I also recently did $3,500 in car repairs so that got me started on what $3,000 at Follies would be like then that other $3,000 grand thread I made

I've recently been googling what $1,000 US can get you in poor countries and what it can get you in the states

Kinda shocked at exactly how much cash it actually is

Playing poker does a lot of decientizing of the blue of money....weird to try and comprehend what that is as I toss it all over a stripper as she sucks down my pecker

When I start going to Follies with a $1,000 I plan spending as follows

$200 in $10 table dances

Then

$600 in 3 $200 VIP 30min sessions

Then

$200 for gas, food, room and whatever trivial shit I might get into.

The truth is $1,000 really is difficult to spend in one trip without out right doing some retarded ass shit like making it rain stacks of $1 in $100 drops...that's just stupid even for my dump ass

It's also possible as I suspect when I try this on my next Follies trip I will spend open to shift change on day's and will have spent $150 on $10 dances table side and 2 VIP session at $150 a pop

I might realistic fail even at Follies on $1,000 in one visit

Hell that's only $300 as played in this comment lol

No matter how I do it I will for sure stay the night in a room to get rested up after driving 4 hours to get their at open then a full shift of clubbing lol

So at least $100 to $200 in food, gas and room

Hell after texting this over $500 counting gas, food, room, dances, extras just might be Max

If I'm not up to the second extra that's a t least around $175 in savings lol

After the last Follies trip I made I spent $200 in dances and was finished with them...it lasted from open to shift change and I was so horny I couldn't stand myself lol..to bad that's all I brought lol

Stream line that Shit down to realistic numbers and you could open to shift change follies days with $150 in dances with a $175 VIP session

Hell $1,000 is 3.5 realistic Follies Trips

Local club I have a hard time dropping $200 let alone $1,000 due to the lack of mileage and extras

Usually when I go local I spend a solid $100-$150...$200-$250 means I had a rare night lol

So $1,000 local is damn near a years worth of clubbing or at least 6 months

1. A sucker label.

2. A lesson about over paying for what I could have had for half the price;

3. The chance to buy my way out of OTC by making her night too lucrative ITC.

If I was still in the northeast I might have answered differently, but here in the bible belt the laws of diminishing and even inverse returns start to apply north of $500

Juice that would buy a weeks stay in TJ!

OTC with my CF and 2 of her friends...

125 rum and cokes.....

Week stay in TJ ? Counting travel, room, food, dances and sex multiple times over ? Lol

Is $1,000 US like $20,000 Mexican Pesos or something ???

Yep USD/MXN about 19.5 this morning.

Lol...shit

How safe is TJ for a super heavyweight gringo with pocket full of Thousands US and ten's of thousands pesos ???

No problemo, amigo, you can buy 6 dances from donkeys with that kind of loot and 14 dates with the urchins you see on the street, sisters

Just pay them from that wad in your pocket and you'll be safe. Just keep an eye out for the Mexican gang kidnapers.

And for the record, the above post by txtittyfag or Douchester up a few posts isn't me.

LMFAO

It kinda is...I assume guys that toss $5K around must make a sixfigure income and have low debt

$1k would buy 3-4 good nights at the club including take out with each night.

$100-200/night in dances + $150/hr for nightly otc.