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She knows how to suck some dick

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Sleaziest Club you have ever been in

What is the sleaziest club you have ever been in. Name places that claim to be actual clubs. I know that HS8 in Inkster is a dive but not even close to the level of the two I named. Toss up between…

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No disrespect to those taking on skibum609, but I hope skibum609 doesn't become

By that I mean a target, not that skibum609 is particularly similar to either. There are no doubts that rickdugan is full of himself and does come across kind of d-baggy. He also says a lot of stuff that translates naturally…

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Dallas inexpensive VIP rooms

It seems like it is getting more difficult to find more than the most tame SC experiences in Dallas. I miss the days of places like The Fare club which had inexpensive (< $50) VIP areas/booths where more fun…

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Significant Other

Are most dancers in relationships? What percentage of dancers would you estimate?

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Always a good time at the Lady

i was in the area and hadn't been to the Foxy in awhile and stopped by. It was a Friday afternoon, and fairly busy, but as usual they have more than enough women. And thy…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

No Seats

Took the limo, tipped the driver, and was led in through the back door. Within an hour, the place was standing room only so I hung out at the bar. Lot's of girls…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time visiting this club, which...

First time visiting this club, which was a 7-minute walk from my hotel in a well-traveled part of Center City. Chancellor Street is actually a no-outlet alley leading to a parking deck, and to…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Good value and great looking dancers. MB golf trip

The club is very nice. I have been to this place before when it was under different management and name. The old club was great. I like the new club and the…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Slow weeknight

Came in on a Tuesday night around 7pm and saw about 8 girls working and 5 customers sitting. Most of the girls were 5s, nothing special. I was ready to leave when Sarah, an older…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

Not bad

This place isn't bad but me and my buds have never gotten much besides a nice dance and some touching. Most of the really hot dancers pull your hands off. Its a fun time though…

Secrets Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Keep driving to Clearwater or go back to Tampa proper

Geographically speaking, Secrets sits on one of the main arterial loads connecting Hillsborough to Pinellas county, basically at the western edge of Tampa. This is important to note because Hillsborough and Pinellas county strip clubs…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Goddess

Returned to the Goddess after some time away. It can be an issue parking here, you are never sure of parking on the street. I came late so there wasnt a cover, there has been most times…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Always Love a Recommendation

Had not been to Detroit in over a month and I was beginning to think that I was going to go blind. Well, a trip to the D was on the agenda with work.…

Tijuana

Intermediate Guide for TJ Mongering?

Thinking of throwing together an intermediate guide for venues and hotels (especially ones further away from Zona Norte) in TJ. This would be for guys looking for all-nighters, escorts, or club girls ranging in the $200~500 range. Not…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

Way Too Cold in n Out

Found myself up here on Friday night after business n not leaving till Sat. Tried look at all review for clubs in area given the only one having chocolate my taste was claimed to…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Treasure club...diamond in the rough

Membership club to enter. I hadn't renewed mine in almost 4 years. I paid the membership fee and entered the club. They had a wide variety of dancers for everyone's taste. Most of the dancers…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Fun time in Minn

I was traveling and someone suggested we spend the evening exploring... Stripclubs came up. I did a little online research and thought Ricks would be the place. Maybe my Seattle background instinctively saw…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Thursay Night at the Player's Club

First time for me at the Player's Club. On the plus side, there was plenty of well-lit parking. Otherwise, it was a fairly disappointing experience, but I am sure I will give another…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

this place is the definition of a shit stain of a strip club

omg, words cannot describe how absolutely shitty this place is... the very picture of a shit stain in my underwear. about 7 girls working, they were all after money, one slut was actually sleeping on the…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

the highest point in a low city

this place is bad no juice so why the fuck go to a strip club - how can you not serve a cocktail at a strip bar? day was saved by a fellow member here there was…

Nikki's Roadhouse

Princeton, Ontario

One and done

Passing through the area and decided to stop for a beer. Place kind of always looks the same, although there seemed to be different people working than I have seen in the past. Wasn't planning…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

YMMV

This review is based on 4 evening visits to this club over the last several weeks. A Thursday, a Friday and two Saturdays. The cover on Thursday was $2, $5 on the weekend nights. I…

Pink Gentlemans Club

Maidenhead, England

Good time in the UK

Where do I start? Was in town for work and had an awesome time! Both the bartender and the lovely ladies (1 of each in particular) really showed me a great time while…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Okay, it's really a brothel

This is a strip club but the dancers are really just women waiting to take you upstairs to fuck. It's a little sketchy getting here. You can cross the border from San Diego…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

First Dallas Club

This was our second visit to a club (our first to BD's). My wife and I went. We arrived around 4 and stayed til closing. It was a really good time. We asked for a tour…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Not too bad.....

One of the shot girls (a hot Dominican), sat down next to me and did shots, while I drank my wine. At the same time, Vanity (the hottest WOC at this club), kept trying to…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Nice Suprise

Spending the evening near LAX, I was looking for something to do. Previously, I went to BE with some good experience, but I went out a little earlier than I normally do - so…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fun Friday afternoon

Got a text from a fave that she had returned to D's. Had the afternoon off so stopped in. We caught up and did the Champagne Court. Had the place to ourselves. A lot of…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Solid for Indy

We went to this club after work on a Wednesday night. It was 5 of us at the table and the waitress service was excelled t. The drinks can get expensive as we were doing…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

Cover Girls

I worked at this club as a dancer, so this review is from that viewpoint. The club is located near 290 and the beltway in Northwest Houston. The area is industrial/commercial and near Jersey Village. The…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

already suffering SLSG withdrawl

Well... the work that brings me here is done for the foreseeable future (if not forever). Sigh... Arrived on a Friday at about 9, night shift was just starting. It was a little slow at…

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Runway 69 Cabaret ---- west palm beach

My jobs not too far away from this club so I decided to check it out after work, it was Saturday night the club closes at 4am and I got there at 12:30am...... the club is…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Friendly

Things seem to be improving. Spent time with a Black dancer with a great attitude and great body. She didn't hang out much after we went back during the special. Turned my attention to a…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

NOLA Experince

Another visit to NOLA, and another chance to taste the local culture ... and also to visit a club. This trip, I thought I would hit the place that called from me across the…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Has great potential

So last week on Saturday I was just in a playful mood. Also a friend told me that he had never ever been to a strip club. We headed towards the Gary/Hammond area and I…

Hush Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

just for drinking

was on vacation on tampa, went to this club around midnight, the first thing you notice that small parking lot around the club i had to park on the next building. 10 $ to get…

The Show Bar

Meridian, Mississippi

Friendly girls

This club is the only topless club in meridian. It runs 8 to 13 dancers nightly. Some are extremely attractive, friendly and non pushy. The cover is 10 bucks at all times with free draft…

Bottomz Up

Jacksonville, Florida

What happened to Jax?

Wow Jacksonville seems to have officially fell off the strip club radar. Was up in north Florida handling business and wanted to get out and enjoy the nightlife. I use to live in Jacksonville and…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Posh Club but no decent girls

Saturday night a teak time around 10pm. Finally decided to stray from Baby Dolls and give another club in Dallas a try. Paid a $15 cover to walk through the door. Club itself was beautiful.…

Paper Doll Lounge

Charlotte, North Carolina

Went couple of times to this place. Good experience all the time!!

Pros: The place is huge, with large centered stage. dancers are slim, mixed, around 20-25's "2 for 1" special offers. Theses the best offers during which you can get dances for cheap and you can talk with…

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Swinger event happening

Free entrance for singles ladies and $40 for couples before 1 am

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Swinger event happening

Believe me it's really crazy here at shadowslove.com,there are many beautiful couples full swap swinging.stop by and see for yourself.free cover charge before 12 pm.visit the site and once you get here ask for Steven.or contact me inbox

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Complete and Utter Victory Over txtittyfag(dot): He Now Has Me on Ignore!

Very proud to announce that I get to join the ranks of the illustrious txtittyfag(no dot) and Meat72 in scoring a complete and utter victory over that faggot txtittyfag(dot). He has now also put me on ignore. And I must…

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Drinking age and porno age

I'm watching Jim Jefferies on Netflix and he just told a brilliant joke. He pointed out that 18-year olds can't legally drink in America but they can make porno. He pointed out that a girl with 10 loads of cum on…

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Boys will be boys, even when they are in the Marines.

http://www.businessinsider.com/r-us-marine-corps-looking-into-nude-photo-scandal-report-2017-3

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Top celebrity boob flashes - which are brilliant and which are non-brilliant?

http://straight.fleshbot.com/6020147/top-ten-hottest-celebrity-boob-flashes Any additions?

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Thanks to everyone that help me in my never ending quest to enjoy my club experi

After many threads, comments, jokes, answers, questions, laughs and so on for this new faze in my life I've rediscovered my new approach to clubbing I'm no longer a broke bitch nor am I true whale...I'm stuck in some kind of…

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Day's Almost Over tittyfag(dot): That was the best you Had????

Dude, I'm disappointed. You had almost two entire weeks to come up with something against me. And this morning I asked you to fire at me with the best you had. So what did you have? Only stuff that backfired…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

Typical Times Square Strip Club

Overall, not much to say about this place. As far as Manhattan strip clubs go, it's pretty nondescript. In other words, it's not bad, but there's also nothing that makes it particularly unique. I went on…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I have been here before, but...

I have been here before, but it's been a few years. It's close to the airport and could be a nice diversion for you if you have a lengthy layover or significant flight delay.…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Best scores ive been to

Scores greenville (formely trophy club) is one of several gentlemen’s clubs operating under the Scores brand name and the second one I’ve had the pleasure of visiting, the first being the massive Scores Atlantic City…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

Tiny club for the amount of people on a Saturday

This club is a small and on Saturdays, it is packed in there. The women are friendly enough but I find on Saturdays there's not a lot of room for conversation. The dances are clean…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Fun Time on a Friday Evening

I was downtown in the city recently and had a few hours to kill after meetings. Since there's a dearth of strip clubs downtown, I went to New York Dolls. I got there before the…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

every deserves a second chance...

so it was my last weekend in miami and i decided to give tootsies a second chance because of the responses i got on my first review and should make it clear that although i…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Disappointing visit

I came in around 5pm on a Wednesday afternoon. No charge for parking and no cover which was nice. Physically the club was pretty, nice no complaints there and the women all looked…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I came here on a Saturday...

I came here on a Saturday afternoon from 1:15-3:00, and though I've been here before during the afternoon, I don't think I've ever come this early. The parking was plentiful and free in…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Nice place good over all.

Must see for yourself type of place. Dancers are nice to look at and friendly. Must see for yourself type of place. Dancers are nice to look at and friendly... Must see for yourself type of…

Pacers

San Diego, California

Super Bowl Sunday

Stopped in on Superbowl Sunday. Pacers has required valet parking, which I don't like, but it is what it is. Walk in and the bar is to the right and the dance circle…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I have been to this place...

I have been to this place a few times before on my once-a-year trips to Philly, and this time I was really disappointed. On a Saturday night, I took an Uber from my hotel…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Wasting Paper

Paper Moon is, like other Northern Virginia clubs, pastie only. What separates this club from the other club In Virginia, is that it looks, and is ran like, other strip clubs. When you walk in…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

SE Asia For Once

Grad classes ended early so to celebrate ran over for a few hours on a Thursday night last week. Arrived at about 7:30. First impression, I remembered why I don't usually go here after 6,…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Diamond Cabaret

This was the first club I went to in Denver. When you walk in you are greeted by a cute girl behind the desk checking IDs and taking cover. I then walked to the bar…

Peaches Show Bar

South Bend, Indiana

how the mighty have fallen

ok so here is the deal I have not been in this club for years. Last time I went with my ex-wife and it was a blast (granted she was bi). This place as…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Sky

Ventured in to Paradise the other night, wasn't looking for anything in particular that night, just in chill mode. There were quiet a few dancers that night, maybe about 15+. Was approached by a few…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

After a long hiatus

It has been an extremely long time since I visited any club, especially BM, but recent reviews sparked my interests and I finally decided to give it a second chance. All the reviews related to the…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Something New?

Stopped in here Thursday, 3/2/17 around 12:30pm after some other business in Harrisburg. I learned something interesting from the bouncer who was working the check-in counter (guess the normal girl had not yet shown…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens, Seattle -- Review of Saturday, March 4, 2017

I hadn't been to this club since it opened app. three years ago. ​I arrived at 10:00 p.m. and left at 11:15 p.m. Saturday night, March 4th. App. 20 dancers were on shift. Both stages…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

This club is large with a...

This club is large with a separate bar area, a large stage, a patio, and a second bar off the stage, although the second bar did not seem to be in use when I was…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

Not a bad spot

Virginia is a WASTELAND for strip clubs. And in Richmond, the dancers are required by law to wear pasties which makes things even worse. Therefore, I rarely go to clubs in this area even though…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

I Suggest Giving the Club a Try

This was a return visit to the club for me. My last visit was in 2015, but it didn't appear that anything changed on the club's exterior or interior. I was met by the bouncer…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

FAVORITE STRIP CLUB EVER!

There are many reasons that 2001 is my FAVORITE STRIP CLUB EVER! First of, there are always two or three beautiful women on stage who are anywhere from a 6 to a 10 depending on…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Slow

Got to Venom right after 6 on Saturday after first trying out Raiders..which was a total disappointment. Took a seat up the stairs back by the cabanas and there only maybe 5 other customers in…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Pleasant surprise

The last time I had been to this club was 2 to 2 1/2 years ago, and I was thoroughly unimpressed with it at the time. It felt small, cramped, and run-down - definitely felt…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Tuesday Afternoon fun at Cheaters

Visited Cheaters for the first time in about a year. Tuesday late afternoon around 5, after work. I usually visit another club up the road, but thought I would give Cheater's another try. The…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

nothing crazy

Visited the club around 3:30 to kill an hour or so. Got to say this club has the highest priced bottled water at 6.50. The cocktail waitress was good looking and for a change I…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

What a Night.

I'm a long time fan and customer of Kh8. This review is for Friday March 3rd and It's been a while since it been popping like this on one of my visits to King Henry.…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Guilty Pleasure

Ive been coming here for a long time and nothing really seems to change, which isn't terrible. My last few visits to 5th have all been eventful and unique experiences. Yes the girls there are…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

mynx

I took a hiatus from visiting strip clubs as I wanted to be more financially secure starting 2017. This was my first visit in a couple months and this place felt like an improvement from…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

first trip

Ive been reading these purple orch reviews for a while... Atlantis is my go to spot .. but i always wanted to check the orch out as theyre owned by the same guy.. anywho... its in…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I am not from the area,...

I am not from the area, and this was my first visit to the club. I had actually driven by it the day before, so I knew exactly where it was. The weird…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Good time but don't VIP

We were in town for a bachelor party and this place was highly recommend. Called ahead to do the VIP bottle service thing and it worked well in the beginning. There were 11…

For Your Eyes Only

Toronto, Ontario

Great time at FYEO

I was in Toronto for business meeting and decided to wrap up the day by bringing my client out for dinner and a nightcap at FYEO. There was no wait to get in and…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Very customer friendly, excellent quality.

On business in Vegas, I visited for the first time, arriving about 7:30pm on a Thursday (early for this club). Service was very good, stage presentation was quite good, and (most importantly) dancer quality…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

New Layout

My first review of Babes a couple of months ago was so glowing that I was accused of being a shill. Two months later, I don't have much good to say about this place. Amazing…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Same Ole Same Ole

I met an interesting dancer the last time I was at California Girls....she said she worked Thursdays...so I returned a couple weeks later, but she wasn't there. I met another interesting, young dancer and we spent…

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Why like???

So I am an entertainer, and I would like to discuss why do some gentlemen ( if you would like to call these idiots gentlemen) feel the need to post reviews that are completely untrue calling someone out…

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Why like???

So I am an entertainer, and I would like to discuss why do some gentlemen ( if you would like to call these idiots gentlemen) feel the need to post reviews that are completely untrue calling someone out…

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Coincidence? HughGRectum & (dot)Txtittyfag both place me on ignore today!! I'm a

I've never been so prouder as a TUSCL member than at this time. Thank you all for having the confidence in me to be able to put those two homosexual lovers in their place! This victory is for you guys.

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Las Vegas Strip Club Awaits Bitcoin ETF Approval

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/las-vegas-strip-club-awaits-bitcoin-eft-approval-300418148.html

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Crazyjoe gets stabbed in the neck

https://youtu.be/UxslQMOOi0A

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Lets name all of the things that we have read that men were caught fucking excep

A caller reported a man “outside her window having sex with a fence” Wednesday at a duplex in North Austin, according to an arrest affidavit. Eleodoro Estala, 32, was arrested for indecent exposure after he was seen exposing himself and making…

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Meat72 = Trump (the winner); txtittyfag(dot) = Rubio (the "choker" (on BBC in do

Title says it all! Lol!

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Bouncy Boobs

http://www.target.com/bp/bounce

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txtittyfag(dot) Stock Piling Big Black DIldos Because He Misses a Past (Homo)Sex

You never know with a guy like tittyfag(dot). But that could explain it.

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Basketball and Boobs

Great video of a guy using a girls cleavage as a basket. I only managed to do something like this once. I threw a sugar pack at a bar tender, when she turned around she walked right into it.…

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how to write a review of the dirtiest SC in USA?

I have a problem. I need to write a review of a SC that isnt listed on TUSCL yet. I just had my first visit there. This SC, there is no way to write an accurate review, without the SC…

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Does Ashley Graham have a Baywatch body?

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4282514/Ashley-Graham-dons-wet-T-shirt-exposes-nipples.html I think she is a ace sexy BBW but I don't think she can pull off a Baywatch swimsuit. :(

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Club rating

I think tuscl should start a rating system on what the club has to offer, it seems a lot of clubs get a high rating because of the availability is extras. In my case I don't care about extras…

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Congratulations @Meat72 and @txtittyfag(no dot): BBC Was the Turning Point!

Very strange, but it seemed the BBC theme was the real turning point in our complete victory over tittyfag(dot). I wonder why he is particularly sensitive about that issue? But, hey, whatever works, works! Lol! (And no, we are not talking about the…

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"They are All Aliases of the Same Person but I only Have Some of them On Ignore"

Someone explain that one to me. If you think someone has multiple aliases but it's all the same person and you want to ignore that person, then why only put some of them. Not all? Only some of them on…

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Wow! txtittyfag(dot) About to Pack It In...

I had him on ignore for a couple weeks, basically letting him take some free shots at me and he was all big and tough then. This morning I decided to take him off and respond to him head on. Results:…

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My Avatar has finally pushed Txtittyfag(dot) over the edge! He placed me on igno

Titles spells it out. Now maybe we can get back to talking about pussy.

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Al Bundy is a badass

Why doesn't thisbhappen to the rest of us? https://youtu.be/jxHaOhxf7ck

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OTC threesomes

One of the many pleasures of hanging around strippers is their comfort with their bodies and all things sexual. Absolutely Love that. Ive gotten pretty comfortable with a couple gals at my regular club and we have had several threesomes…

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Ok tittyfag(dot) You're Off Ignore for All of Today... Let's See the Best You Go

Lol!

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Notice txtittyfag(dot)'s Relentless Spamming Slowed Down a Bit Last Night?

Word from his mother was that little tittyfag(dot)'s big black dildo hoarding has gotten so bad he can barely move around his momma's basement. He was not happy, but she forced him to clean up enough that he is at…

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txtittyfag(dot) Logic: Just b/c Vincemichaels Lied About Military Service in Vie

After all, they are homosexual lovers, so vinceygirl gets a bye. Too funny! Lol!

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Don't eat the Lucky Charms: a story of love and sex I'm marriage

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4282776/Nevada-woman-run-two-years.html

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Flipping the script

There is this one stripper at one of the clubs I go who strips every once in awhile. I've heard from other dancers that apparently her boyfriend is wealthy, and he takes care of her financially. Usually we hear about…

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What Soho looked like in the midst of its sexual revolution

A look at swinging London. http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/04/what-soho-looked-like-in-the-midst-of-its-sexual-revolution-6487534/

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Friday night blues

i have been to Gentlemen's Club before with mixed results. Never been on the weekend but since i was stuck there for work decided to a night visit. Get there and it's packed,…

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

relaxed and comfortable for the most part

I love this place! visiting during the day is great, can get crowded at night. you can really go your own pace here, if you're wanting a quick and easy dance or just relax with…

Xoticas A Gentlemen's Club

San Juan, Texas

Had a great night as always

I like this club. I've been many times and i have never been disappointed. I have never used their vip parking, i always park in the back so i don't know how much it costs.…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Good Happy Hour, Cheapest dances in Beaverton

Mondays are cheap ppr days, dances are $25, much cheaper than the dolphin. It's a good place to start the night, then move onto another place with more dancers. They don't hustle you…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Friday late visit

Went on a Friday, tried 2 new girls who came from Fuego's. Can say don't bother with them, if a girl with a thick South American accent comes around just wave her off. They're prudish(won't…

The Office

Miami, Florida

Good looking black women, but regular club atmosphere

I visited this club, leaving highly disappointed from Club Climaxxx. The office being a ghetto club and it being Friday, I made a point to make sure I hit the ghetto ones up that…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Anice stopin the afternoon after a long drive

In the afternoon, this club is only topless, though private dances can be nude. Early afternoon, there is no cover, though if want a dance, the wristband can be $5-10,seems to vary a bit. Generally…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Anice stopin the afternoon after a long drive

In the afternoon, this club is only topless, though private dances can be nude. Early afternoon, there is no cover, though if want a dance, the wristband can be $5-10,seems to vary a bit. Generally…

Brass Rail

Sunnyvale, California

Below Expectations

Let me start by saying, my last visit to the Brass Rail was several years ago. The place was in much need of an overhaul back then. The interior seems like it hasn't changed, like…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Great club

Finally had a chance to visit Miami so decided to check out this club since it's so well reviewed on here. As most reviewers here mention, it is a very large club with two levels…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Totally underestimated!! Should of went here first.

So I visited Tootsies only because I had to pass it on my way to the Office. On Fridays, I tend to like to hit all the ghetto strip clubs because thats their best…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Weekday afternoon visit

Been here several times over the last few years, always in the afternoon. Paid $12 cover at door. Place was pretty empty. Sat down near stage and ordered a drink. Finally,…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Cubans are here

This was a fun club for last 10 years. Teetering towards Average. Lot of Cubanas. Few wild girls. $3 entry on Thursday at around 5 PM. Free and plenty of parking. Inside 6 customers and around 10…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

TJ Trip I'll Never Forget

I went to Adelitas around 2 months ago as I was on a trip for work. I figured since I was an hour from TJ I'd go check out the famous Zona Norte.. Adelitas is…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

Finally checking this place out

Went on a sunday night around 9pm or so, 15 bucks to get in, got padded down by security, went in, kind of small for a strip club i thought, stalls for lap dances, kind…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Not bad

I was in town for work and just needed to visit the right place. The girls for the most we ok, there were two very hot girls. I took a few with a blonde. She…

Pure Gold

Greensboro, North Carolina

Coming From Someone Who Once Worked Here

I worked at centerfolds for about 8 months, won't say my position due to discretion, but I started working there about 1 week after they first opened. Great place to work used to be known…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

$30 for 30 seconds

So this is the old Rolexx... If they change the name of this place because it's weak, I'm assuming they will be changing it again. I roll up to the place shortly after 1am.…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Afternoon Delight

Have never been here on a Saturday afternoon. I guess there is a deal on food, but not on drinks ($9 domestic beers!!!). Anyway we don't really come here for the beers, do…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

ritz

This place should get an award for most improved club in Houston. The have remodeled part of the club. When I walked in it felt very clean, which is not a word I typically…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Complete

So in the last year/few months/weeks I've done a few VIPs and got some info from some girls on what they were willing to offer and what not in the back for all you inquiring…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

The Pines

I pulled in late , but the lot was rather full. I skipped the back since it was already after 1, but I saw some guys leaving it so it was still open or…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

had a great time!

I had a great time at this club. The parking lot was huge so parking was ample. This trip was a night cap for a few coworkers and our Uber was 15 minutes…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Another Quality Visit

I finally got to visit 19th Hole Lounge again and I again left very happy. Boring stuff first. There were about 12 dancers - half of them I didn't want anything to do with. A…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Best in S. Florida

This place is awesome, I have been on Fridays but reviewing a Tuesday since I had a great time. The girls aren't as pushy on a week day it seems, I didn't feel harassed. They…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Another visit

I have read a lot of reviews about Carrington so I decided to give her a try. Ok, I get it she offers extras but she smelled like stale cigarettes and even though let a…

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ZERO CONTRIBUTOR NeelRonin ASKING ME MILEAGE QUESTIONS

this repugnant dipshit of a human being just confidentially messaged me about Gallaghers 2000, a club in NY that i go to. by doing so he just really pissed me the fuck off. most guys have replied with fuck yous,…

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OT: NFL combine 40-time record broken

University of Washington WR John Ross has broken the NFL combine 40-yard dash record formerly held by RB Chris Johnson who ran a 4.24 around 10 years ago - Ross just ran a 4.22 - damn. And the kicker is that…

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Retrograde vs Hyperspermia

A 23-year old worker at a popular brothel in Singapore’s Geylang District has been killed in a bizarre accident early last Thursday morning that has left the city-state stunned. According to reports by local media outlets, the woman drowned after…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Arrived with a group of friends...

Arrived with a group of friends whose all was it's first time at a strip Club, paid the 20$ entrance each along with parking which is a bit ridiculous but it's better than parking on…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

Keeps Getting Better

I've had hit or miss times at the Safari before, but over the past few months my visits have improved to the point where this is now my go-to club. As always, cheap drinks, no…

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Truth is a Very Important to txtittyfag(dot)...

Oh, but it's okay if his boyfriend vinceygirl michaels lies about military service in Vietnam. Lol! Yeah, okay!

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My apologies... HughGRection is not Gay

But his txtittyfag(dot) is! Lol! Just kidding. They both are! Lol!

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Britney Spears: My MILF Fantasy, Hot Fashion Show

I think I just came in my pants. OMG Brit Brit. I'll be in Vegas in 2 weeks, think she'll fuck me for 4 Xanax pills and a new pair of shoes? I'll throw in a handbag and dinner…

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txtittyfag(dot) About to Violate Position Limits in the BBC (Big Black Cock) Fut

That's how obsessed he is with them! Lol!

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tittyfag(dot) Got In Trouble With His Mommy for Stock Piling Black Dildos in Her

Title says it all! Lol!

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VinceMichaels Said "When Called Upon One Serves" and that He Saw Active Military

One little problem though. He also admit that he did not serve. Rather he just protested the Vietnam War and let others serve in his place. No supposedly his homosexual lover txtittyfag(dot) really hates it when people like Donald Trump lie,…

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Juice Slow Down On That Firewater, You Don't Want To Wind Up Like This Guy

23 Year old dies from downing a bottle of Tequila from a lost bet. https://www.yahoo.com/news/father-died-downing-whole-bottle-143619194.html

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txtityfag(dot) Really Gets Set Off by the BBC Things in Particular

I can tell when he is really spazzing out because he bumps threads that other people started. (Since he knows I'm ignoring him and all his threads: that's the only tactic he has left). I've noticed that when me or Meat…

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Found a new place to get my hair cut.

Juice, I think this is the business you need to get into and invest that $3K that's burning a hole in your pocket. lol. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3004110/naked-stylists-barber-shop-strip-club-kazakhstan/

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Found out what happened to one of our MIA postersss

Motörhead? Is that you? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3003555/porn-addict-is-crushed-to-death-by-his-six-ton-collection-of-filthy-mags-and-cops-take-six-months-to-find-his-body/

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I Hacked Into txtittyfag(dot)'s Brokerage Account...

Must say what I found was not that surprising. The account had a negative balance due to a margin call tittyfag(dot) was unable to meet. There was note that they were just going to write off the debt since multiple collection…

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juicebox69's recent post made me realize that I don't know exactly what rickduga

I may have asked this before, but I don't think I've every seen a solid answer. Does he just advocate making it clear that you have money to spend and are willing to spend it? For example, by wearing a…

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Two strippers are viciously attacked mid-performance by 'security guards who the

Q. What do you tell a stripper with 2 black eyes? A. Nothing. She's already been told twice. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4280186/Two-strippers-viciously-attacked-mid-performance.html

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Paying Too Much?

I'll swallow my pride here, I'm not much for starting a new discussion, and don't really even comment much, but am interested in real, non-smart ass comments from any veterans in the know. I see two different girls, in two different…

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Trouble shooting Qymuestions whynn running the system

Obviously when they're always strippers at Follies you can just buy the $10 dances then popped a 150 and f*** them but when you're at a different kind of Club how much should you expect to spend. For example should…

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Desertscrub in action

https://www.facebook.com/?ref=tn_tnmn

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Money

What the hell is Bitcoin?

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Happy Birthday Floriduh. :)

http://www.wptv.com/news/state/happy-172nd-birthday-florida-nations-27th-state-is-more-than-just-mickey-mouse?4355&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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George Washington

George Washington led an army against Great Britain so that one day we could stuff tiny portraits of him into stripper's g-strings. A truly noble cause, but his brother Benji is more appreciated.

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Skidum keeps contradicting himself

He claims i cant find any posts where he used homosexuality as a slur and for good measure I decided to take him up on it and include his bigoted racist stuff too, this is not all of…

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Soho explosion: Blast at 'London's oldest strip club' sparks mass evacuation in

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/shaftesbury-avenue-explosion-swathes-of-soho-evacuated-after-gas-explosion-a3481431.html

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Why does my new couch have marijuana in it? Because you're in Floriduh. :)

FORT PIERCE — A woman told police something besides pillows and cushions came with a couch set she bought through Facebook. Specifically, it was a “greenish leafy substance” that Fort Pierce police say was marijuana, a police report states. The case of…

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Labiaplasty anyone?

What do you bet that the boyfriends that say this are long time TUSCL members? Lol!!! "Johnson said she’s had patients come in that want a labiaplasty because their boyfriend “doesn’t like the way things look down there.” She stresses…

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Civilian or Pro Chances of an STD

Which group do you think is more likely to pass an STD? I am not speaking of bottom of the barrel street walkers. I am speaking reasonably careful girls that work the clubs for extra money versus the average date…

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Looking for a job in a crazy club,like strip club or swinger club

Hi guys I am looking for a part time job in a private club or crazy party, contact me at [email protected]

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Looking for a job in a crazy club,like strip club or swinger club

Hi guys I am looking for a part time job in a private club or crazy party, contact me at [email protected]

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When Young txtittyfag(dot) Told His Mother He Lovef The BBC....

She was like "oh, that's so nice that's he's taking an interest in foreign affairs!" Little did she know...

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txtittyfag(dot) = BBC Lover!

And I ain't talking about the British Broadcasting Company either! Lol!

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Two People Robbed At Gunpoint Outside Tulsa Strip Club.

TULSA, Oklahoma - Police are looking for three men who robbed two people at gunpoint outside a Tulsa strip club late Thursday. Police were called to Night Trips in the 3900 block of South Sheridan at about 11 p.m. The two victims…

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This ‘smart condom’ measures performance, warns about STIs

I think this smart condom would tell me more than I want to know. http://nypost.com/2017/03/02/this-smart-condom-measures-performance-warns-about-stis/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20170303

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HughGRectum Admits to Working With Semen for the Last 20+ years?

Check out his profile: "Able Semen on Great Lakes Merchant Ships, 20+ years " Lol!

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Straight men getting a gay marrigae for tax benifites

Is this a solid idea...? Seriously I've got a best friend I would marry just got the tax benefiting and other ideas.. The marriage wouldn't be sexual at all but a pure financial move What do y'all think ?

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Should i ever pay more than $200 for a low end hoe ?

Title asked all

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On the way to the club I visited a Costco and got cut off!

I hadn't been to the club in a month. Normally I'd go with some friends or my dad/brothers but today I wanted to strike out on my own. As I went down the road to a Jersey establishment, I remembered…

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Paying for high end pussy is their ever a reason to pay over $1K for a evening v

Tittle says all

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Interesting video of a feminist woman posing as a man. Includes stripclub visit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ2fREo3Tjc

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Mileage in Tucson clubs

Kind of a survey question. I've been pretty lucky in regards to finding ITC extras in a few of the Tucson clubs. With raiders reef easily leading the charge followed by tens , and curves. Sometes tips…

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what happned to the San Diego guys ?

mickeya02 and JamesSD used to post almost every-day - they have been mostly M.I.A. for a bit now. I wonder if they found some good pussy on the side and no longer have time for PL shit

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Do you really care what someone elses sexual orientation is?

There have been a lot of this poster is gay/ homosexual etc. etc. Why? I frankly do not care if a poster is bisexual, heterosexual or homosexual or not as long as he/she give the straight information on the clubs that…

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The sex doll brothel is real

A brothel in Spain is staffed with sex dolls and only sex dolls that are not available anywhere else, and looking at a couple of these... that Japanese anime doll with the blue hair really works for me Www.lumidolls.com

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negotiating for ITC sex out of boredom/as a joke?

In my extras SC, 40% of extras girls demand extra $ for extras. Sometimes when I ask for DFK, she says no to DFK. I say goodnite and move on. A few minutes or a few hours later that night,…

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Food for thought

I was reflecting on strippers. Of course society looks down upon strippers. You wouldn't tell everyone you know if you were dating a stripper. It's a stigma attached to it. Society also tells us that all strippers are prostitutes. As us…

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Study seeks answers to the "orgasm gap"

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/orgasm-gap-sex-study-straight-women-have-fewer-orgasms-than-men/

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Stripper-obsessed boss made office a living hell: suit

"Silver dipped into company coffers “to pay for such things as strip clubs and travel, entertainment and gifts for his girlfriends by characterizing them as business expenses,” the suit says." http://nypost.com/2017/03/01/stripper-obsessed-boss-made-office-a-living-hell-suit/

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Kodak Black’s Lawyers Argue Strip Club and Boxing Match Appearances Were Work

You can't cure stupid. http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2017/03/kodak-black-arrest-lawyers-react/

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Dancer Claims Strip Club Is Trafficking Front

https://www.courthousenews.com/dancer-claims-strip-club-trafficking-front/

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Its amazing what a lapdance is like with 100 pounds off

Before if wasn't hard my thighs and belly was so thick I could feel the dancer on my dick...I would have to get a chub then I could These days belly is much smaller and thighs have shrunk and I can…

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Divorce question

For those of you who are divorced, does there come a time when your ex-wife is not the most disgusting and worthless piece of shit imaginable? My divorce is maybe a year old, and I fucking despise the pathetic…

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Do you pleasure your whores?

If you fuck women for money, do they sometimes cum, or is it pretty much all about you? Do you care about their orgasm? Do you work towards their pleasure? Of is it all about your dick…

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You Would Need Cardinal Numbers...

To get a sense of just how many homosexual lovers txtittyfag(dot) has on TUSCL. Lol!

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Cyberwarfare is for dishonorable lardasses. Aah...yup

The council of ricks is still devising a cyberwarfare policy as we speak. As a group of suit-wearing badasses we actually do not have much experience with the dishonorable lardass idiots that make of 99% of hackers. Aah...yup I'm looking at…

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I Would List all of txtittyfag(dot)'s Homosexual Lovers, But...

It would take pages and pages and I don't want to spam the board. Lol!

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I Have I Listed all of txtittyfag(dot)'s TUSCL Homosexual Lovers Yet?

Something tells me, he has many, many of them.

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HughGRectum is Gay!

Title says it all! Lol!

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txtiityfag(dot) and vinceygirl michaels are Homosexual Lovers!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Txtittyfag(dot) wants to noodle my cock like a catfish!

Title says all!

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txtittyfag(dot) is a Dumb Fag!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Invest in Big Black Dildos before Txtittyfag(dot) buys them all!

Title says all!!