You can always count on Mons...and that's a good thing.

Been a year since I've been to Mons, but like always, it's as good as I remember. I laugh when I hear guys who enter for the first time who are like, "Wow this place is small" or "where are the private rooms?" Not here, buddy! Don't need it IMO.

It was really busy when I was here, a bachelor party was part of the reason. But like always, you aren't in the place 30 seconds without a knockout coming up to you asking to do dances. As I tell any newbie...just hold your horses for at least 15 minutes and take in all the fine women. You will spend all your money in your first 15 minutes if not. And I definitely admired all the beautiful women that were there.

I do like to scout out some of the girls as some of the 9's know they're hot shit and give a so-so dance. But most of these girls know why you're there and they are grinding on you with full intention of trying to get you off. I took in a tall (well with heels) Cuban girl with some bolt-ons. I always say the amount per dance BEFORE agreeing as they will milk $30 a dance if not. So I asked for 2 for $40 and she agreed. Great 2 dances, was really grinding with that intent and I kept it to 2 so I could find another hottie.