Stripper GF Story v Reality
Imamutt
Story: Baby my car broke down and my cell phone battery was dead. One of my customers saw me walking and stopped. I swear I just turned this one trick to get my car fixed because I didn't know what else to do!
Reality: it was a slow shift and she sat with one customer for two hours. Two minutes after he leaves she tells the manager she has to leave early because she got a text from school that her kid is sick and no one else can pick him up.
Reality: it was a slow shift and she sat with one customer for two hours. Two minutes after he leaves she tells the manager she has to leave early because she got a text from school that her kid is sick and no one else can pick him up.
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Reality: Her mother died 4 years ago.
Story: She swears she only goes between work and home in an 82 Yugo to stay with her kid, never does otc with anyone.
Reality: I deal in cars. No matter what I pick her up in, all the controls and functions of the car are second nature to her, no matter how varied they are she never has to look or fumble around, indicating she's proficiently familiar with all sorts of vehicles .
And is this just hypothetical shit talking about strippers, or is this a personal anecdote?
Either way, jackslash/Deuce are probably correct. If these girls had their shit together they'd probably be doing something else, or at the very least be the kind of strippers us TUSCL'ers ignore.
It is completely naive to think that you're the only customer she is doing OTC, that is just not a realistic expectation. Take JS69 for example, he was throwing a ton of money to his DS and she at times was seeing other guys as well.
Here's what I have found, if a stripper is seeing other guys OTC, good for her, as long as it doesn't interfere with her scheduling time with you when you request it. If she is NOT seeing anyone else OTC and you know that to be a fact, be cautious because there's a shot she thinks you're a white knight and will take her out of the strip game and turn her into a housewife (I know because one tried to do it to me once).
By definition most of these girls can't manage their own lives or hold regular job.
At least they don't weigh 400# and are on welfare with 6 or 7 kids by 8 or 9 guys.
Story: I only do this with you babe.
Reality: You are number 5 today if you happen to show up 3 or 4 hours after the beginning of her shift instead of right when she got in to work.
Reality: I didn't have money to pay my rent because I blew it all on <insert drug name here> and am hoping to scam a freeload out of you. Any OTC you think you might get out of this will somehow fail to materialize.
Reality: She loves your money, as soon as you're out of money, she's done with you. See Daddilac's PL of the year thread for reference.