Marry, Fuck, Kill BTVS edition

17 comments

• RandomMember

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  8 years ago

  Such a fascinating topic.
• rockstar666

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  8 years ago

  SMG was hat, but not hot enough to get me to watch the show. I actually first saw her in a "Cover Girl" commercial, and that put her on the map for me.
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  I never watched the TV show because I was no longer a teenager in the 90s :) However, I've had a thing for both Charisma Carpenter and, especially, Eliza Dushku for a *long* time.
  
  Eliza, my favorite Albanian-American (even more than John Belushi!) finally let the girls breathe in "The Alphabet Killer" (2008):
  
  http://slashnude.com/t/?eliza-dushku-top…
  
  and Charisma got *spectacularly* nekkid in "Bound" (2015):
  
  https://www.pinterest.com/pin/3583177140…
  
  Enjoy!
  
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  Here's a better link for Charisma's nekkid yumminess in "Bound":
  
  https://www.pinterest.com/jeremybailey3/…
  
• gammanu95

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  8 years ago

  And I thought pinterst was just for stay-at-home wives...
• gammanu95

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  8 years ago

  The article I referenced mentioned Eliza Dushku's history with drugs and alcohol, and her admission that she "had made a lot of mistakes" during her addict years; my immediate reaction was how I wish I had been one of them. Thanks for the links!
• crsm27

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  8 years ago

  I would go....
  Charisma, Eliza, Alison.... it was a close third with SMG..... but the "red head" got me. Maybe because of the American Pie movies I think she is a nerd front and a sex machine in the sack.
• gammanu95

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  8 years ago

  Crsm...do you know how this works? Marry, fuck, kill = Marry Charisma, fuck Eliza, kill Allysin. Poor nerdy band girl has enough problems and you're going to put a contract on her?
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  gammanu, you're on a roll with your 3 posts to your own thread :)
  3. Explaining how marry, fuck, kill works -- priceless.
  2. Wishing you'd been one of Eliza's mistakes -- you've gotta have Faith! (see what I did there?)
  1. And Pinterest as a haven for housewives -- true! The only time I was on that site was when my ATF linked from her FB page to a Pinterest page about fancy fingernails.
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  I would have a very hard time playing marry, fuck, or kill if my choices were only Sarah Michelle Gellar, Charisma Carpenter, and Eliza Dushku -- I'd want to marry none, kill none, and fuck all three. However, if Alyson Hannigan were in the mix, she would get killed for sure, even if she was cute as "This one time . . . at band camp" girl and as Lily on "How I Met Your Mother".
• lopaw

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  8 years ago

  Marry : Alyson Hannigan
  Fuck : Eliza Dushku & SMG (tie)
  Kill : Charisma Carpenter
• georgmicrodong

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  8 years ago

  Fuck: Hannigan.
  
  Ignore all the rest.
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  Eliza Dushku, Eliza Dushku! What was the question again?? :)
  
  "Poison" 4:28
  . by Alice Cooper (1997)
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtC…
  
  "...I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name"
• whodey

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  8 years ago

  I'd marry Charisma Capenter, fuck Eliza Dushku, kill Emma Caulfield.
  
  Then I'd try for a threesome with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Michelle Trachtenberg.
  
  I wouldn't turn down Allyson Hannigan but I was never all that drawn to her. It be interesting to see what all she learned at band camp after all.
• gammanu95

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  8 years ago

  whodey for the win
  
• stripfighter

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  8 years ago

  marry: smg or michelle
  fuck: eliza dushku
  kill: dont care about the others so draw straws
• AbbieNormal

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  8 years ago

  SMG is one of a few actresses that I just can't stand. Susan Sarandon and Melanie Griffith are the other two. I can bear Susan Sarandon in Bull Durham, but little else. I don't know what it is, but they just grate on me. So this one is fairly easy. Marry Alison Hannigan Fuck Charisma Carpenter kill SMG. Eliza and Michelle also make the F list after Charisma.