I might be PL of the year

No matter how much I read these threads and get insight from some of the veterans on here, I still don’t learn.

Case in point: There’s this stripper I have been friendly with for months at one of the clubs I go. I’ve asked her to go out to dinner and a few sporting events as OTC dates. She always says yes, but she has had the worst luck and we have yet to be able to actually meet up. My rule is to only wait for 2 hours before considering that she might not show, and then an hour later I blow up her cell with texts asking if she is okay because obviously it must be something serious to keep her away from me. The next morning I get a return text with a perfectly logical explanation. Once, a tree in her front yard got hit by lightning and fell on her car on a perfectly sunny day. Another time she had to fly to Texas to bring her dog to a vet specialist to treat its peanut allergy. Twice, her mom died and she had to fly out of town for the funeral. By the way, what does LOL stand for? She always ends her texts with it? If she wasn’t truly disappointed in missing our dates she wouldn’t bother sending the text, right?

She is VERY attractive (I don’t waste my time with mere 9s), but I didn’t want to be her BF or exclusive to her as far as being her regular or anything like that. There are other attractive girls at the club, so I was spreading my money around by making it rain thousands of $s at a time, getting LDs from other dancers and taking them to VIP to get my groove on. I’m sure she appreciates that I don’t treat her like a whore and don’t disrespect her by letting her sell me dances or VIP sessions. I passed that litmus test. She realizes I’m not a chump. Thanks for the advice SJG, keeping it strictly GFE in the front room has been softening her up. Maybe next visit I will put something in her drink to make her fall asleep, and then I can mimic your favorite move.

We had/have a really good connection, she had dropped a couple of hints that she wouldn’t mind being with me (she doesn’t run away into the dressing room when I enter the club like many other dancers do). I didn’t jump on the opportunity (I know this contradicts what I said earlier, but I really don’t make these things up). She’s been traveling a lot the past couple of months (she always seems to leave on the day we had previously arranged for dates), and she hasn’t been in town the past few weeks. I hope her Mom didn’t die again. The more time she is away, the more that I realize that I fucking miss her, and that I want to be with her. Of course some of it is lust, I love her body and I want to have passionate sex with her. On the other hand it’s not just sex. I love just chilling out with her. I can really make her laugh.

I recently found she has a boyfriend that is taking care of her financially. That should have been the end of it for me, but I'm thinking shit I got money, and lots of it. I’ve been known to make it rain $30K just for the rush. That’s the way I roll. I can take care of her financially, I can give her what she needs. I'm really considering telling her that I want to be with her, I will give her whatever she needs, and that I don't care who else she is fucking. Wait a minute. I think I mentioned in a previous thread that I need exclusivity. I can’t keep my BS stories straight, but that’s okay, you’ll believe me anyway. My brain is telling me DON'T FUCKING DO IT, it's gonna end up disastrous. My heart is telling me that if you really care for someone then you will do whatever it takes.

Here’s my plan. Since I’m on an extended SC hiatus I will text her this. I know this also doesn’t make sense because I talk about my recent trips, but hey, it’s my story and it doesn’t have to make sense.

"The last few weeks I have developed a major crush on you. The longer you're gone the more I realize how much I miss you. I know you got a situation, but let me be the one to cherish you. I want you and ONLY you. I can give you whatever you need"

I’m sure that will work, right? Fucking Shakespeare right there LMAO.

I've thought about being with her. If I told my family I was dating a stripper of course they would not support it, but fuck em, it's not their life, it's my life. I can't really tell too many of my work colleagues and friends that I'm dating a stripper because I don’t have any. With strippers you always have to worry about what they are doing ITC, and OTC when you're not there. All of this is screaming not to do it, but my heart is beating pretty hard for her right now. Of course there's plenty of other hot girls in LA, but they're not her.

My fellow TUSCLers I ask you to set me straight. Give me tough love if needed. Am I crazy for wanting to be with her?