Tits n Tats

I was attending the Skindustry tattoo expo in nearby Bethlehem, so I decided to work here after a 5 year hiatus. Last time I worked here I had just gotten my funbags installed and just started dating my ex. My, how time flies. Anyhow enough of sentimental claptrap. Not much has changed. Same location on Station Avenue next to the Burger King and Turkey Hill. I got there about 10pm and was shown to the dressing room that was the former couch room when I was there last. Ladies, if you work here I highly recommend doing your hair and makeup at home. The lighting in the dressing room is terrible. The stage is still the same, with the couch in front being changed in favor of a grey pleather number.

Dancers do a two song set and then make the round of the bar for tips. Now here is where the setup is VERY odd. The bar is one long row, with the end being a very bad vantage point. I started behind the couch at the 3 tables and made my way down the row. Everyone tipped and was pretty respectful. I'm used to Doubles "one and done" policy so I tried to keep it moving. The jukebox program is the same for their sister bar, Babydolls. (I still have trouble calling it that)

I wound up doing a few dances. The rules are the same. (Nothing goes in, nothing comes out, no kitty no ass crack)

Owing to the fact that I had several fresh tattoos I asked customers to please keep their hands on my funbags, rather than on my tattoos. I had a great deal of difficulty getting people to comply with this request. :-P