I'm half white, half black. Unfortunately I'm not black in the right places lol. I'm pretty average down there.
I found it pretty amusing when I was talking to two strippers at a bar. One of the strippers (who was tipsy) said "when his dick gets hard he's got a big ass dick". The other girl then felt Jr up over my pants and said, "it's got potential". Lol these strippers will say anything.
What's the most amusing thing a stripper has told you about your dick, or the biggest SS about it?
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last commentA black one told me(old white guy) that I was black where it counts.
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Fishstix: 50% black, 50% white, 100% retarded.
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@shadowcat- legend!
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No, no. When a stripper says it to me, it's totally true.
:-|
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My size is average, but I do get compliments on how hard it gets (they never say "for a guy your age")...of course I don't mention the chemical enhancements. IT stand s up like when I was 14 though; I like that!
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Its as big as my money.
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Funniest line ever: Wow your dick gets really, really hard.....are you Portuguese?
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only one that sticks out in my mind
was in follies VIP and dancer had my bare dick out and she said this "thing is huge, it's the size of one of my arms"
and then she lined it up against one of her arms to show me
I am black, but in all honesty I think she was exaggerating. I've never measured it or anything....but if I had to guess I'd say I'm only slightly bigger than average
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@ Shadowcat I got the same thing also from an AA girl.
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The stripper who said I have a big ass dick also said Jr is bigger than her boyfriend's. Lol, keeping packing on the SS. The longest I've ever gotten my dick is 7 3/4.
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Shadowcat must be broke, if he has where it counts.
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It is too big to go in. The tip reached her belly button when I put it against her front.
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I tried to tell a stripper the story of my dick but it was too long.
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Lol
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It wasn't SS Larry.
She wasn't talking about your dick. She said you're a dick.
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Every stripper will tell every guy his dick is the biggest she has ever had and that it is glorious if it is attached to a wallet
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I'm, she said I wanna take your little friend out to party til he pukes.
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Nah. They couldn't try that with me and keep a straight face.
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I'm a quarter black. Does that make me more retarded, Shailynn?
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-_-
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sciencemag.org
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the study found no significant correlation between genital dimensions and race or ethnicity,
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@GMD- LMAO!
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@shailynn I've been called a porch monkey by a poster that claims to be married to a neurologist does that mean that strippers aren't lying to me ?
; - b
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I heard a stripper describe another PL's dick as $400 big. Strippers measure your dick by how much money comes with it :-)
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I think 10cm + $400 beats my 16cm+$40 most days if I am in a bidding war.
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