We all have PL sob stories of strippers letting us down, most seem to revolve around waiting for OTC, only to be led on for hours then we finally you accept defeat.
Have any stories where a stripper actually came through for you when you thought she wouldn't? Like driving to your house in a blizzard, finding a babysitter at the 11th hour, going straight to your house after getting released on bond?
My best one was probably meeting a Detroit stripper at the club and having a great GFE time one Friday night. We agree for a OTC session the following night starting somewhere between 9pm and 11pm. She needed money and wasn't scheduled to work so I was fairly confident she would show. She had a birthday party to go to for a relative and estimated she'd be done between 9pm and 11pm. She kept in contact with me the entire time, but at 1:30am she still hadn't shown. I was fuming because I realized I should have just gone out to a club when she didn't show at midnight instead of waiting for her. FYI Detroit clubs close at 2am so I was screwed (not the way I wanted to be screwed either). Eventually I fell asleep and low and behold I get a text and 3:30am - she had just pulled in my hotel parking lot. OTC half asleep is better than no OTC.
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last commentPussy is tough to get, happy it worked out for ya.
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Yeah I once ordered a burger and it took an hour longer than I expected it to take
WTF...it was good though
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Unfortunately, I can't say I've ever experienced something along those lines.
It's always been a one way street where I'm the giver and she's the taker in otc. And often times, it's not good enough and they always want something more. So lessons learned are often the hard way.
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Juice, I bet that hamburger was #fucking delicious!
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LMFAO
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I joked around with one that I needed to borrow $100 from her, she was like "okay". Was actually going to lend it to me.
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I also knew one who was always on time (meaning no more than 5 to 10 minutes late, just like a normal person). That's pretty rare but it did happen.
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Reminds me of the one doctor I had who always started appointments on time. Rare, but apparently can happen.
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CF gave me OTC on credit once. That was shocking.
Had one say she'd meet after work and she met me after work. No SS
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I had one 18 months ago agree to meet me at my house. She lived about 1:15 away. She texted me as she was leaving home, which would have put her at my house right on time. She sent me 2 or 3 more texts during the drive to let me know her progress. A final text when she was 5 minutes away. Then nothing until about 20 minutes later when she calls me to tell me that she just read ended another car about a mile from my house. I asked if she wanted me to come to where she was and she said no. About 45 minutes later she pulled into my drive way and it was obvious from looking at her front end that she had been in an accident. She stayed 5 hours and drove home in the dark with one headlight smashed.
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That's not all she left with that was smashed LMFAO
Shadow beat that pussy up
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This thread reminds me of the time I lived with and dated a stripper
Turned out she was more honest and loyal than I was
Shit I was the theaving ass hoe LMFAO
Was shocked to how honest and legit she actually was
Had a body like a Greek Goddess and fucked like one to
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Yep
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I had one who told me to get a room away from the club so no one would see her car in the parking lot and she would call me when she left the club. I go to the hotel but just wait in the parking lot, waiting on her to show to get a room. She calls, says she's on her way and promises me she will meet me in the room. I got the room, she showed, we had a great time. Sometimes it works, most times it doesn't!
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We met a couple at 8:00 p.m. Had a few beers and shared a pizza. Went back to their house; vaped some blueberry kush; split into separate rooms; swapped spouses; home and asleep at midnight.
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"Had a body like a Greek Goddess and fucked like one to"
So, you're saying she had no arms and threw lightning bolts up your ass during an earthquake caused by her orgasm? Sounds like one heck of a good time if you survived it!!! :-)
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Strange lifestyle, @SkiBum. Not something I can relate to.
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^^^ yeah usually when I do that I drink wine instead of vape, my wife isn't there, and her husband isn't either!
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3:30am, like she woke your ass up? Fuck that. Pussy isn't that hard to come by.
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Its fun Random. I keep all my stuff; my wife is my best friend and I get to have sex with 10 -20 other women a year.
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First one I ever tried to talk to, Sunnyvale Brass Rail. I suggested we might go out sometime. She said, "I don't go out with customers."
Feeling that my honor was tarnished, I just told her about myself, very matter of fact, and then wrote my name and home telephone number on a napkin and presented it to her.
She held it out at arms length, now standing. And she said, "You don't understand, I get hit on by 50 guys a night."
Again, I saw that also as a strike against my honor, but I decided to leave before things got any worse.
Forgot about the matter, worked late, came home about 10am. And there was her voice on my old built in tape answering machine. "I want to see you", Brass Rail sounds in the background.
Unfortunately I needed to work the next day, and was not interested in going over there, or in spending the night with her.
Would have been better if I'd talked to her more and gotten some idea what sort of going out we might do, given the working schedule and lifestyle differences. Might have helped convince her that I was not looking for P4P.
But it would not be until years later that I would really understand all she was saying. I thought she was just being cautious. I did not understand that she was refusing P4P offers.
But I did learn then what has been confirmed over and over ever since, that most of these girls are quite available, just so long as you don't treat them like prostitutes.
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came home about 10pm
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