Best Story of Stripper Breaktrhough

Pussy is tough to get, happy it worked out for ya.

Yeah I once ordered a burger and it took an hour longer than I expected it to take

WTF...it was good though

Unfortunately, I can't say I've ever experienced something along those lines.

It's always been a one way street where I'm the giver and she's the taker in otc. And often times, it's not good enough and they always want something more. So lessons learned are often the hard way.

Juice, I bet that hamburger was #fucking delicious!

LMFAO

I joked around with one that I needed to borrow $100 from her, she was like "okay". Was actually going to lend it to me.

I also knew one who was always on time (meaning no more than 5 to 10 minutes late, just like a normal person). That's pretty rare but it did happen.

Reminds me of the one doctor I had who always started appointments on time. Rare, but apparently can happen.

CF gave me OTC on credit once. That was shocking.


Had one say she'd meet after work and she met me after work. No SS

I had one 18 months ago agree to meet me at my house. She lived about 1:15 away. She texted me as she was leaving home, which would have put her at my house right on time. She sent me 2 or 3 more texts during the drive to let me know her progress. A final text when she was 5 minutes away. Then nothing until about 20 minutes later when she calls me to tell me that she just read ended another car about a mile from my house. I asked if she wanted me to come to where she was and she said no. About 45 minutes later she pulled into my drive way and it was obvious from looking at her front end that she had been in an accident. She stayed 5 hours and drove home in the dark with one headlight smashed.

That's not all she left with that was smashed LMFAO

Shadow beat that pussy up

This thread reminds me of the time I lived with and dated a stripper

Turned out she was more honest and loyal than I was


Shit I was the theaving ass hoe LMFAO

Was shocked to how honest and legit she actually was

Had a body like a Greek Goddess and fucked like one to

Yep

I had one who told me to get a room away from the club so no one would see her car in the parking lot and she would call me when she left the club. I go to the hotel but just wait in the parking lot, waiting on her to show to get a room. She calls, says she's on her way and promises me she will meet me in the room. I got the room, she showed, we had a great time. Sometimes it works, most times it doesn't!

We met a couple at 8:00 p.m. Had a few beers and shared a pizza. Went back to their house; vaped some blueberry kush; split into separate rooms; swapped spouses; home and asleep at midnight.

"Had a body like a Greek Goddess and fucked like one to"

So, you're saying she had no arms and threw lightning bolts up your ass during an earthquake caused by her orgasm? Sounds like one heck of a good time if you survived it!!! :-)

Strange lifestyle, @SkiBum. Not something I can relate to.

^^^ yeah usually when I do that I drink wine instead of vape, my wife isn't there, and her husband isn't either!

3:30am, like she woke your ass up? Fuck that. Pussy isn't that hard to come by.

Its fun Random. I keep all my stuff; my wife is my best friend and I get to have sex with 10 -20 other women a year.

First one I ever tried to talk to, Sunnyvale Brass Rail. I suggested we might go out sometime. She said, "*I* don't go out with customers."

Feeling that my honor was tarnished, I just told her about myself, very matter of fact, and then wrote my name and home telephone number on a napkin and presented it to her.

She held it out at arms length, now standing. And she said, "You don't understand, I get hit on by 50 guys a night."

Again, I saw that also as a strike against my honor, but I decided to leave before things got any worse.

Forgot about the matter, worked late, came home about 10am. And there was her voice on my old built in tape answering machine. "I want to see you", Brass Rail sounds in the background.

Unfortunately I needed to work the next day, and was not interested in going over there, or in spending the night with her.

Would have been better if I'd talked to her more and gotten some idea what sort of going out we might do, given the working schedule and lifestyle differences. Might have helped convince her that I was not looking for P4P.

But it would not be until years later that I would really understand all she was saying. I thought she was just being cautious. I did not understand that she was refusing P4P offers.

But I did learn then what has been confirmed over and over ever since, that most of these girls are quite available, just so long as you don't treat them like prostitutes.

SJG

Celia Cruz - Oye Como Va
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came home about 10pm