After working 51 hours from Friday 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. Monday, I decided a few beers at Desires was worthwhile. Spent intimate times with Madonna. who was unique in the sense that I had never met a Spanish dancer from Barcelona. on the 420 ride home I began to try and think of the nationalities of all the dancers I have been with and a partial list would be: United States; Canada; Mexico; Cuba; Costa Rica; Guatemala; Honduras; Haiti; Dominican Republic; Belize; Columbia; Argentina; Peru; Bolivia; Chile; Brazil; Ecuador; Azores; Ghana; Nigeria; Kenya; Egypt; Israel; Lebanon; Iraq; Syria; Iran; Turkey; India; China; Russia; Korea; Viet Nam; Thailand; Cambodia; Britain; Holland; Portugal; France: Germany; Ukraine; Lithuania and now Spain. You?
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Hey, skihomo, when are you gonna quit running and respond to @25's thread where he provides direct quotes of things you have said in the past to prove that you are a liar?
Here's a link to it to help you out:
I'm still working on the United States. I've got Hawaii & Alaska but missing UT, ND, SD and many others.
You certainly have me beat, best I can remember I have had around 16 on your list. Most of the international dancers I have interacted with were working in Canada.
Oh yay. Another "dot" cum dump to ignore.
My list is unimpressive compared with yours, mainly because almost all of my clubbing has been in the Midwest, which doesn't attract as many immigrants, or foreign-born dancers, as places like SoCal, Vegas, SoFla, and NYC.
Dancers' nationalities that I know of are: US, Mexico, Colombia, Ecuador, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Russia, Lithuania, Romania, Greece, Iran, Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, Philippines, Taiwan, China, Korea, and Japan.
You have my pity Doug.
SC- I got AK, HI, and UT crossed off my to do list over 2 decades ago.
skibum- Why don't you enlighten us as to how we can tell the different nationalities apart from each other, particularly the ones in the same region ? You're just begging to be the "butt" of the Long Island duck joke, or the blindfolded wine tasters joke.
Easy for someone with an IQ over 5 Minnow. They either tell me or I ask.
This Madonna was incredible. Beautiful and sexy. Sexy accent too, very different from those of latin american/south american ladies.
@skibum- Smartass lawyer ! I guess I should have concluded my query with "without them telling you where they're from. Almost anyone with a 2 digit IQ or higher but a lawyer would know what I meant, and would have come up with some good witticisms on how to tell the differences. You just jogged my memory of some good lawyer jokes.
@Che- I'll humor your request via PM later. If you want to hear some good lawyer jokes, it will be over dinner and drinks on you......
Run, skihomo, run! Like the little runner that you are!
Poor closeted Doug, over compensate much?
Lawyer Joke of the Day: Why did New Jersey get all the chemical plants and toxic waste dumps, while Washington D.C. got all the lawyers? New Jersey chose first.
Just keep running and lyin', skihomo. Running and lyin'.
You're pretty bad at arguing since you contradict yourself so often. So, without a doubt, a shitty lawyer. But you sure can run!
Wah, wah, wah said the little bitch dougie.
I don't keep very close track, but I suspect that Brazil and Eastern Europe/Russia hold lead positions.
All over the world.
If you enjoy Brazilians then you need to go to Electric blue and experience the Brazilian handshake.
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