I never thought it would come to this but it has.
Just about every year I head out to Vegas for March Madness with my buddies. We go to strip clubs, I spend way to much money and sometimes I get laid, sometimes I don't. Last year was particularly a train wreck, my friends brought some skank hookers they ran into in the Venetian into our suite, they bickered over pricing, and gave them a minimal amount to leave. One guy booked an escort on EROS and she showed up and wasn't the same girl in the photos. I know what to do, my friends don't but they won't listen. Another guy brought in a cocktail waitress in the suite and she stole money from his wallet. I decided to show them all up and bring a smoking hot stripper to dinner with us one night. I didn't get to have sex with her that trip but met up a few weeks later and took care of unfinished business.
So this year, fed up with my friends antics, and most are too broke to go anyway, I am taking my DC. I warned her it's a cock-fest but she likes basketball and blackjack so I'm sure she'll be happy. Yeah, she doesn't look as good as the 28 year old stripper I was hanging out with last year but she certainly holds her own this is free sex with no condom, as well as someone that insists on splitting the bills with me. My wife will be on a business trip the entire week as well so I will be left alone.
This will be my first visit ever (without my wife) to Vegas where I won't enter a strip club.
I know, I'm going to hell one day, maybe some of you guys can hang out with me there!
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last commentSorry meant to clarify - every time I've gone to Vegas I've wound up in a strip club with the exception of when I take my wife.
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So take your DC to the SC, pick a hot stripper to take to a private VIP. Sit your DC on your dick while the stripper lapdances on the DC. Done.
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Shailyn, where the fuck do you find time for a wife. You are a slut. By the way, Mary is curious, does the DC know about the wife? I assume not but if that's the case how do you keep all of those worlds from accidentally colliding?
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Too bad your DC isn't a bisexual strip club freak. Mine isn't either.
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Here's how marijuana works. For five minutes I thought this post was about Donald Trump doing something to strippers in Washington DC.
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^ LOL
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That's funny, John. I got up at 4AM to go to the gym and work alert, so you'd think I'd be alert, but no I read the same thing and thought this would be able Virginia area clubs, President Trump, and strippers, too. LOL.
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Not shailynn, but his situation does not seem unusual. Most guys who have decent paying jobs, work a lot of hours, all seem have a similar setup where the husband is getting a lot of side action, often from the same girl, but not always. Maybe I'm just around toxic people, but 85-90% of the people that I know (2000-2017) making >$150K are like that. That's what I know.
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My wife is part of my side action. Doing another woman doggy while she goes down on her seems to bring me more joy than handing over money for sex. Vegas strip clubs are for tourists so this plan sounds better anyway, than strip clubbing.
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Damn Shailynn, your Vegas trips sound like another chapter in the Hangover movie series.
Just don't end up at The Best Little Wedding Chapel right next to the strip club.
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Thank you everyone for not bashing me!
To answer the questions:
My wife and I have a rather weird relationship, she travels for work, I travel for work, she is very close with her family and visits them on average once a month leaving me approximately 1 weekend out of each month alone and free to do as I please. To say the least her family has issues and she's their rock, that's why she spends so much time with them. JS69 and I have talked at length about maybe my wife is banging someone else. It's possible, and it's something I don't dwell on.
The DC does know about the wife and she's okay with it for now since she recently got divorced. DC lives 6 hours away from me so I never have to worry about the two occupying the same space at the same time. Neither the DC or wife are into social media.
DC is not into strip clubs so I won't be taking her to any.
Yes I am a slut and I am amazed I have navigated this - this long. My best friend who knows about all of this jokes me and says I'll never get caught because I'm so quiet in general and non-chalant about it. Never say never, but he's put my mind at ease in the past.
Warhawks - I actually renewed my vowels at the chapel next to the OG in Vegas. The same one Michael Jordan, Brit Spears and Joan Collins got married at, but not the same one in the Hangover Movie. Vegas and I have a strange relationship. Met my ATF there, take wife there and now a DC, it's strange taking 3 different women to the same spots!
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Idk. There is no such thing as "free" when it comes to sex. The reason I don't fuck around with civilian girls anymore is that it is a high risk activity. All too often, they eventually want more.
I had a mistress once, just once, and after 3 months it went from great to a real shit show. Never again. Of course paid sex is not as good as the real deal with a partner who wants to be with you. But a stripper doesn't expect anything other than money from me and is unlikely to feel hurt/scorned enough to seek revenge when I no longer want to see her. Wit civilian girls, too many married guys get enticed on the front end and don't think ahead to the inevitable endings to these relationships, at which point the girls have no reason to want to keep their mouths shut and every reason to seek revenge. No gracias.
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shailynn you slut )
Good point from Rick Dugan.
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Thank you for that little nugget of info Ricky. Can't disagree with you, but for now, I'm just riding the wave.
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Instead of a guy cheating on his wife with civilians or strippers, why not agree on an open marriage or swinging. Keep your money; keep your wife; protect you from others wanting relationships with you; take advantage of the great medical plan a hospital employee has; get to fuck her while she's going down on another woman, or better yet take 15 minutes, leave them together and watch part of the Celtics game.
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In theory that's great ski, but most women would never agree to that. What you have in your relationship is very rare - you're lucky!
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shailynn, the bridge isn't that far. Most of the women being cheated on, on some level, deep down, actually know. They try not to admit it. I'd rather have a unified front with the wife. Double bonus it's all privileged/protected conversation!! The truth has a way of coming out in the end. SEAL Team Six/Delta Force; traverse the harder ground; so hard that the enemy cannot follow. I agree with skibum.
It's show masculine determination and shear will to be honest. Chics dig that.
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I've had some fun taking women to Vegas but it's always been a much different trip with them along. Much rather go with friends or alone.
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Great idea skibum unless as an alternative she suggests a divorce or perhaps bring in a male partner? You broach that subject seriously with most women and they're not going to take it well.
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Remember we are on a chat board for strip clubs and extras. Probably 75% of the guys cruising this site are married and banging (or trying to bang) strippers. Of those that are doing it, I'll bet 90% of their wives do not know or the guys assume their wife does not know what they do.
I agree it would be a lot easier if things were open, in theory. But in reality I believe jealousy would get in the way and things would get all messed up.
I would not be shocked at all if I am divorced one day, it would be relatively easy since no kids are involved. Either way what I have now works for the time being so I plan on not changing anything in the near future. I'm not sure if fucked a bunch of different women is a phase or just who I am.
Eventually Randomember will weigh in and put me in my place (and I mean that in a respectable way because I respect his opinion).
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I honestly don't know of any girl who would agree to that. Unless you have an absolute freak for a girl... and then if she's a freak, it means she's almost assuredly bat shit crazy and you never know when she's going to change her mind on that particular type of a situation.
And when that happens... you're fucked.
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^^^ in regards to skibums suggestion.
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Translation of skibum's swinger post: "C',mon now guys. Instead just find a woman who is just ok with it. After all, that can't be too rare, right? And then you can let other guys fuck her and don't worry if she's the mother of your children or anything, because that's ok too."
Fucking brilliant skibum. But not withstanding that oh-so sage advice, I think I'll just stick to my double standard where I keep a little ass on the side while not having the mother of my children getting fucked by strange men. ;)
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^^ lol yeah, my wife's a little too classy for that and I'm sure Ricky would say the same about his wife, regardless of his suit choices.
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Or skidum is a liar who'd a thunk ?
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