DC Trumps Strippers
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I never thought it would come to this but it has.
Just about every year I head out to Vegas for March Madness with my buddies. We go to strip clubs, I spend way to much money and sometimes I get laid, sometimes I don't. Last year was particularly a train wreck, my friends brought some skank hookers they ran into in the Venetian into our suite, they bickered over pricing, and gave them a minimal amount to leave. One guy booked an escort on EROS and she showed up and wasn't the same girl in the photos. I know what to do, my friends don't but they won't listen. Another guy brought in a cocktail waitress in the suite and she stole money from his wallet. I decided to show them all up and bring a smoking hot stripper to dinner with us one night. I didn't get to have sex with her that trip but met up a few weeks later and took care of unfinished business.
So this year, fed up with my friends antics, and most are too broke to go anyway, I am taking my DC. I warned her it's a cock-fest but she likes basketball and blackjack so I'm sure she'll be happy. Yeah, she doesn't look as good as the 28 year old stripper I was hanging out with last year but she certainly holds her own this is free sex with no condom, as well as someone that insists on splitting the bills with me. My wife will be on a business trip the entire week as well so I will be left alone.
This will be my first visit ever (without my wife) to Vegas where I won't enter a strip club.
I know, I'm going to hell one day, maybe some of you guys can hang out with me there!
Just about every year I head out to Vegas for March Madness with my buddies. We go to strip clubs, I spend way to much money and sometimes I get laid, sometimes I don't. Last year was particularly a train wreck, my friends brought some skank hookers they ran into in the Venetian into our suite, they bickered over pricing, and gave them a minimal amount to leave. One guy booked an escort on EROS and she showed up and wasn't the same girl in the photos. I know what to do, my friends don't but they won't listen. Another guy brought in a cocktail waitress in the suite and she stole money from his wallet. I decided to show them all up and bring a smoking hot stripper to dinner with us one night. I didn't get to have sex with her that trip but met up a few weeks later and took care of unfinished business.
So this year, fed up with my friends antics, and most are too broke to go anyway, I am taking my DC. I warned her it's a cock-fest but she likes basketball and blackjack so I'm sure she'll be happy. Yeah, she doesn't look as good as the 28 year old stripper I was hanging out with last year but she certainly holds her own this is free sex with no condom, as well as someone that insists on splitting the bills with me. My wife will be on a business trip the entire week as well so I will be left alone.
This will be my first visit ever (without my wife) to Vegas where I won't enter a strip club.
I know, I'm going to hell one day, maybe some of you guys can hang out with me there!
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Just don't end up at The Best Little Wedding Chapel right next to the strip club.
To answer the questions:
1. My wife and I have a rather weird relationship, she travels for work, I travel for work, she is very close with her family and visits them on average once a month leaving me approximately 1 weekend out of each month alone and free to do as I please. To say the least her family has issues and she's their rock, that's why she spends so much time with them. JS69 and I have talked at length about maybe my wife is banging someone else. It's possible, and it's something I don't dwell on.
2. The DC does know about the wife and she's okay with it for now since she recently got divorced. DC lives 6 hours away from me so I never have to worry about the two occupying the same space at the same time. Neither the DC or wife are into social media.
3. DC is not into strip clubs so I won't be taking her to any.
4. Yes I am a slut and I am amazed I have navigated this - this long. My best friend who knows about all of this jokes me and says I'll never get caught because I'm so quiet in general and non-chalant about it. Never say never, but he's put my mind at ease in the past.
Warhawks - I actually renewed my vowels at the chapel next to the OG in Vegas. The same one Michael Jordan, Brit Spears and Joan Collins got married at, but not the same one in the Hangover Movie. Vegas and I have a strange relationship. Met my ATF there, take wife there and now a DC, it's strange taking 3 different women to the same spots!
I had a mistress once, just once, and after 3 months it went from great to a real shit show. Never again. Of course paid sex is not as good as the real deal with a partner who wants to be with you. But a stripper doesn't expect anything other than money from me and is unlikely to feel hurt/scorned enough to seek revenge when I no longer want to see her. Wit civilian girls, too many married guys get enticed on the front end and don't think ahead to the inevitable endings to these relationships, at which point the girls have no reason to want to keep their mouths shut and every reason to seek revenge. No gracias.
Good point from Rick Dugan.
It's show masculine determination and shear will to be honest. Chics dig that.
I agree it would be a lot easier if things were open, in theory. But in reality I believe jealousy would get in the way and things would get all messed up.
I would not be shocked at all if I am divorced one day, it would be relatively easy since no kids are involved. Either way what I have now works for the time being so I plan on not changing anything in the near future. I'm not sure if fucked a bunch of different women is a phase or just who I am.
Eventually Randomember will weigh in and put me in my place (and I mean that in a respectable way because I respect his opinion).
And when that happens... you're fucked.
Fucking brilliant skibum. But not withstanding that oh-so sage advice, I think I'll just stick to my double standard where I keep a little ass on the side while not having the mother of my children getting fucked by strange men. ;)