I never thought it would come to this but it has.
Just about every year I head out to Vegas for March Madness with my buddies. We go to strip clubs, I spend way to much money and sometimes I get laid, sometimes I don't. Last year was particularly a train wreck, my friends brought some skank hookers they ran into in the Venetian into our suite, they bickered over pricing, and gave them a minimal amount to leave. One guy booked an escort on EROS and she showed up and wasn't the same girl in the photos. I know what to do, my friends don't but they won't listen. Another guy brought in a cocktail waitress in the suite and she stole money from his wallet. I decided to show them all up and bring a smoking hot stripper to dinner with us one night. I didn't get to have sex with her that trip but met up a few weeks later and took care of unfinished business.
So this year, fed up with my friends antics, and most are too broke to go anyway, I am taking my DC. I warned her it's a cock-fest but she likes basketball and blackjack so I'm sure she'll be happy. Yeah, she doesn't look as good as the 28 year old stripper I was hanging out with last year but she certainly holds her own this is free sex with no condom, as well as someone that insists on splitting the bills with me. My wife will be on a business trip the entire week as well so I will be left alone.
This will be my first visit ever (without my wife) to Vegas where I won't enter a strip club.
I know, I'm going to hell one day, maybe some of you guys can hang out with me there!


Sorry meant to clarify - every time I've gone to Vegas I've wound up in a strip club with the exception of when I take my wife.