Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Friday Late Night: Hot variety but very expensive for little mileage

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Jul 16, 2019, 5:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

So it was Friday night, got there around midnight, prepared to spend some money for a good time. The place was very busy - lots of girls and few seats available. The girls were mostly very hot, though some were not to my taste, of course. There were maybe around 25 girls, but that's a guess and there may have been many more. I'd say about half were black, maybe a third white/hispanic, and the rest were a mix of Asian and island girls. Again, I didn't do a head count, but the mix is pretty close I think. I suck at remembering names, especially fake ones, so I can't help there. The place has two stages, no style whatsoever, and cheap little tables and chairs. And get this, they have no napkins! So don't spill your soft drink.

Whatever the number, I was kept very busy. I'd barely found a seat along the wall when a tall, thin, and a hot blonde dropped into my lap and cuddled up a little. Works for me.

Their pitch at this club is to suggest a private dance in the typical high-sided-chair VIP area, of course. If you balk at $40(!) per song for that, they will suggest a little tour of the VIP areas, which include a room full of private booths made out of curtains, about 10'x10' with couches in them. Yeah, so those are $400 for 30 minutes ($75 to the club, $325 to the girl). Oh, and there are, of course, cameras.

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Friday Late Night: Hot variety but very expensive for little mileage