Bachelor party surprisingly a good time

So, I’m not a bachelor party guy in general. Most are overrated and you have to deal with people you don’t normally hang with, like, I don’t know...the father in law who is hammered or the cousins who are super conservative who have never seen the inside of a club... But I digress. I went to Hustler a few weeks ago and had a good bachelor party’s time there.

We didn’t pay cover, as we had 8 guys and someone called ahead. They sat us in a couple of adjoining booths by the stage and we were happy, mostly because my degenerate friends could watch the late baseball game they bet on the tv in the booth. We didn’t want to do any of that stupid bullshit where the groom to be gets dragged up on stage to get whipped and his fucking $200 shirt get ripped off.... so, we just set Mr. Bachelor up with dances.

He isn’t a prude by any measure, but he isn’t a monger either. We gave a very attractive Latino dancer $100 up front (3 dances @ $30 per) and Mr. Bachelor came back looking like he just wrestled a steer. All sweaty and disheveled. It was awesome. We sent him back there many more times with many different ladies. He did well for himself.