Dayshift yesterday at my club, an older gentleman walks in. Me and my friend dances for him. In that order. Shortly he has a heart attack. The ambulance arrived on the scene. Wheel his ass us out of there. He survived. The end.
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You shouldn't have given him that Viagra .
In the summer of 1981 I sat second chair on a criminal jury trial. First trial I had ever been to. The case is tried; the jury deliberates; the jury comes back; the foreman grabs his chest and down he goes with a massive, fatal coronary; ambulance arrives with sirens and deprats without; they impanel the alternate juror and go back to deliberate; Judicial system showing how much we care.
So which of you gave him the heart attack that’s the one I want dancing for me 😂
I just keep picturing that huge fat woman from shallow hal saying "imma fuck you till you die" lollll.
But when you coming to Detroit? my heart could use the exercise.
I second Bud's point
Did you guys still get paid 😝
Glad the guy is okay.
I have $500 that says you and Nicespice can’t do that to me. The $500 is for the VIP session, but the session must continue until I either keel over or I cry uncle. So, St Louis travel anytime soon? Salina KS ?
Sorry for your distressing experience, Bharlem81.
Bet he'll remember you and your friend if he ever makes it back in.
@Bharlem81, what's your guess on his age?
If he comes back he should get a free dance or two and a drink in the house.
^jsully63 you couldn’t pay me to sit back on his lap.
^declinetostate from my recollection I only saw gums in his mouth. So 70/80
^Nidan if all you got from this is that me and spice should do you in. It’ll be ya grave soon come 🤣🤣
Did you get paid?
One would think this would happen more often especially in clubs with extras where a PL may put in more work.
So it seems you and your friend are almost, but not quite, giving killer lap dances. 😅
I would call that a customer endorsement.
We all gotta go sometime. Going like Genghis Khan would be a pretty solid way to check out.
Bharlem81, I am sorry you had to witness such drama. I am sure it was upsetting. I am glad the customer survived.
I am an old geezer myself, but at least I have a strong heart.
It is a dangerous hobby, but someone has to do it !
Read this story
From Weekly World News (source of reliable stories from NYC area)
Should put up on the club marquee, "heart attack lap dances, no extra charge."
I'd be in there, in a heartbeat.
I’ve seen just about everything in a strip club but I’ve yet to see anyone die. Hope it stays that way.
Start making guys sign a waiver. ;-)
^^ smart talk
Damn. A club I go to one of the customers had heart attack and actually died during a lap dance a few years back. I guess that’s a good way to go out though.