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Lovelyeast
New York
Dayshift yesterday at my club, an older gentleman walks in. Me and my friend dances for him. In that order. Shortly he has a heart attack. The ambulance arrived on the scene. Wheel his ass us out of there. He survived. The end.

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Muddy
5 years ago
Damn. A club I go to one of the customers had heart attack and actually died during a lap dance a few years back. I guess that’s a good way to go out though.
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Warrior15
5 years ago
You shouldn't have given him that Viagra .
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skibum609
5 years ago
In the summer of 1981 I sat second chair on a criminal jury trial. First trial I had ever been to. The case is tried; the jury deliberates; the jury comes back; the foreman grabs his chest and down he goes with a massive, fatal coronary; ambulance arrives with sirens and deprats without; they impanel the alternate juror and go back to deliberate; Judicial system showing how much we care.
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twentyfive
5 years ago
So which of you gave him the heart attack that’s the one I want dancing for me 😂
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BudWeedGuy
5 years ago
I just keep picturing that huge fat woman from shallow hal saying "imma fuck you till you die" lollll.

But when you coming to Detroit? my heart could use the exercise.
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PrimetimeSchein
5 years ago
I second Bud's point
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nicespice
5 years ago
Did you guys still get paid 😝



Glad the guy is okay.
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Nidan111
5 years ago
I have $500 that says you and Nicespice can’t do that to me. The $500 is for the VIP session, but the session must continue until I either keel over or I cry uncle. So, St Louis travel anytime soon? Salina KS ?
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gSteph
5 years ago
Sorry for your distressing experience, Bharlem81.

Bet he'll remember you and your friend if he ever makes it back in.
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DeclineToState
5 years ago
@Bharlem81, what's your guess on his age?
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jsully63
5 years ago
If he comes back he should get a free dance or two and a drink in the house.
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Icey
5 years ago
Unlike some here, I don't wish these things on anyone. He was lucky it happened in a place where help could get to him quickly.
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Lovelyeast
5 years ago
^jsully63 you couldn’t pay me to sit back on his lap.

^declinetostate from my recollection I only saw gums in his mouth. So 70/80

^Nidan if all you got from this is that me and spice should do you in. It’ll be ya grave soon come 🤣🤣
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Liwet
5 years ago
Did you get paid?
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Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
One would think this would happen more often especially in clubs with extras where a PL may put in more work.
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IfIGottaBeDamned
5 years ago
So it seems you and your friend are almost, but not quite, giving killer lap dances. 😅



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Uprightcitizen
5 years ago
I would call that a customer endorsement.

We all gotta go sometime. Going like Genghis Khan would be a pretty solid way to check out.
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FishHawk
5 years ago
Bharlem81, I am sorry you had to witness such drama. I am sure it was upsetting. I am glad the customer survived.

I am an old geezer myself, but at least I have a strong heart.
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Nidan111
5 years ago
It is a dangerous hobby, but someone has to do it !
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rogertex
5 years ago
Read this story

https://books.google.com/books?id=-_QDAA…

From Weekly World News (source of reliable stories from NYC area)
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TeoTommy
5 years ago
Should put up on the club marquee, "heart attack lap dances, no extra charge."

I'd be in there, in a heartbeat.
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JohnSmith69
5 years ago
I’ve seen just about everything in a strip club but I’ve yet to see anyone die. Hope it stays that way.
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Local Hick
5 years ago
Start making guys sign a waiver. ;-)
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MackTruck
5 years ago
^^ smart talk
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