Dayshift yesterday at my club, an older gentleman walks in. Me and my friend dances for him. In that order. Shortly he has a heart attack. The ambulance arrived on the scene. Wheel his ass us out of there. He survived. The end.
Damn. A club I go to one of the customers had heart attack and actually died during a lap dance a few years back. I guess that’s a good way to go out though.
In the summer of 1981 I sat second chair on a criminal jury trial. First trial I had ever been to. The case is tried; the jury deliberates; the jury comes back; the foreman grabs his chest and down he goes with a massive, fatal coronary; ambulance arrives with sirens and deprats without; they impanel the alternate juror and go back to deliberate; Judicial system showing how much we care.
I have $500 that says you and Nicespice can’t do that to me. The $500 is for the VIP session, but the session must continue until I either keel over or I cry uncle. So, St Louis travel anytime soon? Salina KS ?
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But when you coming to Detroit? my heart could use the exercise.
Glad the guy is okay.
Bet he'll remember you and your friend if he ever makes it back in.
^declinetostate from my recollection I only saw gums in his mouth. So 70/80
^Nidan if all you got from this is that me and spice should do you in. It’ll be ya grave soon come 🤣🤣
We all gotta go sometime. Going like Genghis Khan would be a pretty solid way to check out.
I am an old geezer myself, but at least I have a strong heart.
https://books.google.com/books?id=-_QDAA…
From Weekly World News (source of reliable stories from NYC area)
I'd be in there, in a heartbeat.