Mens Health Article: Here's what to do (and what not to do) next time you're in

Bullshit clickbait. #fakenews

Haha. Now that was a very bullshit, truly uninformed article. Lol.

OMG everything in that article is wrong!

Wow, I guess we have all been doing something wrong.

What about when a dancer gives you her cell number, tells you she will BBBJ for $, forces your hands FIV?

What about when she strokes junior while selling you to take her to the VIP?

I agree about not "begging" for anything, if one dancer does not want my money I am sure another dancer will.

Ask before... Great advice, ask what extras are available in the VIP BEFORE going to the VIP room, one of the foundational rules of SC

The third point about the laundry is assenine.

I have been doing it all wrong

What about when she strokes junior while selling you to take her to the VIP?

YEAH. DO NOT TOUCH UNLESS U KNOW SHE WILL BE OK WITH IT.ASK IN ADVANCE.IF SHE TOUCHES JUNIOR, SHE IS OBVIOUSLY OK WITH IT. YOU CANNOT TOUCH UNLESS SHE IS OK WITH IT.

I.WILL.BE A STRIPPER FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY BUT NO MAN WILL TOUCH ME. OF COURSE I WILL NOT GET PAID, BUT I AM NOT GONNA STRIP TO GET PAID.I WILL STRIP AS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT JUST TO SHOW MEN THAT THEY CANNOT TOUCH ME JUST BC IM A STRIPPER LOL.

Stripperweb nonsense.

Men in tuscl are ptetty nonsensical, too.

I’m so tempted now to apply laundry detergent directly to my clothes now.

Men can ask for all the personal information and freebies they like. While I go walk away on play on my phone in the corner. Then men can whine out:

WAAAAHH WHY DOESN’T THIS LAZY BITCH GET OF HER PHONE!? DOES SHE NOT REALIZE THE VALUE OF HARD WORK!?

It’s a vicious cycle I’m sure. 😅

Does laundry soap powder that gets spilled onto 3 piece white suits also light up in the black lights of the SC?

@nicole. I resemble that remark!