Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

VA only has pasties. But this place is mostly a restaurant.

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Glockv1911
Jul 16, 2019, 8:45 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Right next to 7-11 I mistook it for a restaurant for years. And, well, it is. Not too busy, some booth seating and feels like a mom & pop diner. But yeah, girls stripping to pasties or bikini on small main stage. There's a glass enclosed 'bar' like area immediately to the left upon entering. Didn't check it out, so I'm not certain what it was. The girls were pleasant, attractive, and circled the room for tips after dancing to juke box music selection.

Doesn't feel like a "Strip Club". But, as another person compared it to 'Cheers as a strip club'. The meal I had was decent and not over priced. Unfortunately, no hard liquor is sold there. I never got a hustle, I felt relaxed and overall enjoyed myself. Chatted briefly with a girl about her song. Supposedly they have lap dances? I'm not certain, nobody mentioned it there. Maybe I'll inquire and write.

Honestly, it felt like a relaxed hang-out restaurant. Maybe that's what the owner is going for?

If you want as "strip club" experience, go to Baltimore. There's nothing in VA nor DC that seems worth time or money (one, but WAY expensive).

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VA only has pasties. But this place is mostly a restaurant.