Bouncing
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I have never said this on here but back on the day I used to bounce at some clubs in New York. It was a great time. All the ladies knew me well and I always protected them.
We did have some very interesting customers. One would come in wearing a hot pink thong. He used to pull it out on his hips to show off to the dancers. Another one used to show up in boxers and a wife beater shirt. Another one always asked tonhave his balls kicked by dancers. He once had 3 girls kiking his balls at the same time!
The most interesting guy always complained aboyt a clip joint in Texas, whatever that means. Then he always said he wanted to stroke me. I asked wtf? He always insisted it was okay because he already grease the manager and he said it was okay!
Anyone else ever bounce?
We did have some very interesting customers. One would come in wearing a hot pink thong. He used to pull it out on his hips to show off to the dancers. Another one used to show up in boxers and a wife beater shirt. Another one always asked tonhave his balls kicked by dancers. He once had 3 girls kiking his balls at the same time!
The most interesting guy always complained aboyt a clip joint in Texas, whatever that means. Then he always said he wanted to stroke me. I asked wtf? He always insisted it was okay because he already grease the manager and he said it was okay!
Anyone else ever bounce?
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Customers with Pink thongs and enjoying getting kicked in the balls should be the típ of the iceberg.
What about dancer stories? Drunk dancer stories?
More fun too.
Well, the girls all decided that we needed to do shots. I am not a shot kind of guy. So, I asked the bartender what we should do. He poured up 4 jaeger bombs. I had never done that shit before. When I went to hand them out, the gals all told me that they hated that taste and as such I was to drink them all myself. So, I shot all 4 back to back.
Next thing I know, I come too. I found myself about to punch some random guy in the face as I had him in a headlock choke hold. He screamed at me, saying, “dude, I’m helping you out! Don’t hurt me!” I
Immediately let him go and realized that my lip was bloody and my leather jacket was in shreds. I backed off him and asked him what just happened. He said, “ dude, someone pushed you and challenged you because of those girls. Then the bouncers tried to contain you. They had you on the floor for about 5 seconds, then you somehow started beating the shit out of all of them. They backed off you when I jumped in to help you!” He told me that he had never seen that kind of fighting before. Told me there were 6 of them, 4 getting beat by me and 2 standing, watching. The girls all confirmed the story. I literally was fighting while blacked out.
The following week, we went back to that same bar. The owner (cocaine dealer) approached me with 2 bouncers. I was stone cold sober this round. He grabbed my wrist and told me he was pissed st me cause i flirted with his wife. I informed him that 1) I didn’t flirt with his wife and 2) if he didn’t let go of me, I will take he and both his bouncers to hell and back. Looked at the bouncers ad said, “ last week, I was fucking drunk. Tonight, I am stone cold sober! Are you ready?!” They backed up, he let go and my girlfriend (now wife) threw a beer bottle at the bar mirror. She missed the mark, thank goodness and we got our asses out of their.
Needless to say, we (my wife and I) have calmed our bar hopping ways down a bit over the last 15 years. But, they were kind of fun times even if that is NOT who I am. Usually, I walk far and fast away from trouble like that.
This is a predominately male site 👀
Wow, great story.
@bbbc
Yes, please a few sorid bouncer encounters.
Is there any truth to it?
You like it.... I love it. To each it’s own.