@ BBBC. I will tell you what those who were there told me. Lol. Was at a hospital employee appreciation party with 3 of my hot pharmacists female coworkers, including one who became my current wife. After the party, the four of us went to the local redneck bar to get drinks. Well, the girls all started having lots of fun and began dancing up on the bar. Mind you, we were in a po dunk redneck shit bar wearing our fancy duds. They in their hot skirts and me in a suit with nice leather jacket. Everyone else in jeans and cowboy boots.
Well, the girls all decided that we needed to do shots. I am not a shot kind of guy. So, I asked the bartender what we should do. He poured up 4 jaeger bombs. I had never done that shit before. When I went to hand them out, the gals all told me that they hated that taste and as such I was to drink them all myself. So, I shot all 4 back to back.
Next thing I know, I come too. I found myself about to punch some random guy in the face as I had him in a headlock choke hold. He screamed at me, saying, “dude, I’m helping you out! Don’t hurt me!” I
Immediately let him go and realized that my lip was bloody and my leather jacket was in shreds. I backed off him and asked him what just happened. He said, “ dude, someone pushed you and challenged you because of those girls. Then the bouncers tried to contain you. They had you on the floor for about 5 seconds, then you somehow started beating the shit out of all of them. They backed off you when I jumped in to help you!” He told me that he had never seen that kind of fighting before. Told me there were 6 of them, 4 getting beat by me and 2 standing, watching. The girls all confirmed the story. I literally was fighting while blacked out.
The following week, we went back to that same bar. The owner (cocaine dealer) approached me with 2 bouncers. I was stone cold sober this round. He grabbed my wrist and told me he was pissed st me cause i flirted with his wife. I informed him that 1) I didn’t flirt with his wife and 2) if he didn’t let go of me, I will take he and both his bouncers to hell and back. Looked at the bouncers ad said, “ last week, I was fucking drunk. Tonight, I am stone cold sober! Are you ready?!” They backed up, he let go and my girlfriend (now wife) threw a beer bottle at the bar mirror. She missed the mark, thank goodness and we got our asses out of their.
Needless to say, we (my wife and I) have calmed our bar hopping ways down a bit over the last 15 years. But, they were kind of fun times even if that is NOT who I am. Usually, I walk far and fast away from trouble like that.
