I had a very enjoyable Saturday evening at the Outhouse

Hey Guys --

I stopped in at the Outhouse last night (Saturday evening). Got there around 8pm (I believe they open the doors at 7pm). Paid $10 for the cover charge. Cover goes up to $20 at 9pm, so get there early if you want to save 10 bucks. They used to have a really strange cover charge, where they sold you a membership that was good for 72 hours. But they did away with that, and now it's just a standard cover charge. This club is BYOB, so make sure you bring a beverage with you.

Anyway, I sat down and started chatting with Ava. What a wonderful girl. She is older (I think she said 37), and she has four kids. But that's ok with me. I don't need a young chick. Ava is slender and very cute. Great conversationalist. And she gives great lapdances. The standard lapdance on the floor is topless, and will cost you $20. If you buy a $10 wristband, then you can go to VIP where the dances are nude, and they cost $30 per song. It's not very private, and the bouncers are watching everything, so don't expect to get away with any mischief. But listen, if you go to Outhouse make sure you meet Ava.