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Club Onyx

Charlotte, North Carolina

Basically a night club with dancers in it

In Charlotte for the weekend.. after reading reviews and getting confirmation from my uber driver I decided to come to Onyx . Got here around 1am and there was a line to get in .…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Bianca at Silver Cricket - Good Time

I have been to Cricket often and I usually go in the afternoon, not crowded, descent talent and I had few favorites over time. Parked for free, no entrance fee and ordered two beers for…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Nice night if you're willing to work/pay for it

After having a forgettable time at Playmates the night before, my wife and I decided to hit Tootsies. As mentioned before, this place is pretty large for a strip club, and we didn't go…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

So underwhelming...

Came in and the usual stuff. Showed by free pass and paid the $12 for a drink. Slow night. About 6 girls working and about 8-10 guys. Well came in looking for my…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Felt like a prince

I toyed with the idea of going straight to Pandora's because I got into the SC hobby a few months ago looking specifically for as many extras I could get as possible for the least…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Clinging to Life

Wow how the mighty have fallen. This was from a visit three weeks ago. The club interior is still very nice. The upstairs is completely remodeled which must have cost a pretty penny. Now VIP…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Saying farewell to the Dirty Bird

I come here on a lot of nights but this was my last Saturday night here. Red Parrot is on I-10. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Front desk then a hallway. Bathrooms on left. Then…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

the facts. nothing but the facts.

OK. just trying to keep to the dollar facts. when I go to Tijuana my normal routine is to park at one of the trolley stops up the lane north of San Ysidro.…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

The Great Xcape

This now and recently took over the Red Parrot as my regular club because of one dancer who’s body I’m absolutely addicted too. Anyway came here on a bunch of days/nights but I just put…

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Dallas/Ft Worth

When in Dallas I usually go to Baby Dolls. But recently I decided to venture out some and try different clubs. So I’ve been to several of the clubs in the Dallas area in the past few months.…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Late Saturday night August 31, 2019

Late Saturday night August 31, 2019 Arrive about 11:45PM just about right dancer ratio vs customer maybe a bit less than half full but lots of good looking dancers. I was busy but didn't notice…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not as I expected

I am a fan of Delilahs club because of the girls , the way they project the girls on the stage and their topless couch dances.I leave the club happily every time. But this night did…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Club just keeps getting worse and worse...

So I decided to stop in on a Wednesday evening because I had get in “free” card from the promoter of the club when I last visited a few months ago. The plan was to…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Good experience and Good Value

Went on a Wednesday just after lunch. Parking was free and it is in a very nice part of town. The building from the outside looks new and well kept. Went inside and their was…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Susan Boyle take the mic! “I Dreamed a Dreams in times gone byyyyyyy, when hope was high and worth livinggggg” Aight now shut the fuck up

Dreams. It’s definitely considered the marquee club in El Paso. The most strippers work here maybe like around 50 or so on busy nights. It’s BYOB so it’s 18+ not 21+ that makes a big…

Lapello

Dublin, Ireland

Ok milage, beautiful girls, bad prices

I was in Ireland last year and determined to sample what the country had to offer in terms of special entertainment. Club lapello is located in a very busy, very safe appearing area of temple…

Lapello

Dublin, Ireland

Ok milage, beautiful girls, bad prices

I was in Ireland last year and determined to sample what the country had to offer in terms of special entertainment. Club lapello is located in a very busy, very safe appearing area of temple…

Lapello

Dublin, Ireland

Ok milage, beautiful girls, bad prices

I was in Ireland last year and determined to sample what the country had to offer in terms of special entertainment. Club lapello is located in a very busy, very safe appearing area of temple…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Slow Monday night...

Visited Club 390 on a recent business trip to Chicago. Drive from downtown Chicago is kind of a pain, but given the reviews decided to make the trip. Given it was a Monday night, the…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Great Night

I was driving through town and stopped for the night and decided to stop in. The girls were mostly average, but there were a couple very attractive. I got a dance from one and the…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Flash Friday

Sometime last year or earlier this year Flashdancers moved from their longtime Broadway location to W 45 st which was the former home of Private Eyes. Although owned by the same people Private Eyes was…

Torch Lounge

South Bend, Indiana

Ok club for the location

I went on a Friday slightly after 12pm. Staff is friendly, they do check for guns, etc, but dot it professionally. Music is good and not too loud, you can talk with no issues, the…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

In praise of manual gear shifts

On a long afternoon drive back from the part of Florida where there are no strip clubs, and with my flight back north 4 hours away, I diverted across the bridge to southeastern JAX.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

New Latina ATF

I have a new atf. I have noticed the days girls are usually the same. The mexican milf. A couple tall AA girls. A Diamond. A Captain, A few others. Most are 30 year old…

Crazy House

Bangkok, Thailand

It's a go-go club.

I was on vacation in Thailand in April of 2019. I went an hour and a half before they closed. I don't remember paying a cover charge. The place was packed with customers. Girls were dancing…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

It's OK

First of all the manager seems unprofessional and acts like a dick! I watched him pull a lady away from a table to get on to her about something. He could have waited until she…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Great time had, bit stricter but fun

In my bi-monthly visit to Hustler some things have changed some stay the same. So walk in no door person this time, so paid my $7 at bar. Bar tender was a new one for…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Saturday Evening Visit

Midway is located in an industrial area of Mississauga amongst trucking industries, in the back there are several auto mechanic shops. I had stopped by last Thursday evening and decided to try a Saturday evening.…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Almost Strike Two

After striking out at another club down the street, I decided to try DJV LFP after a long hiatus. After I paid cover and sat down, I was immediately approached by a skinny dark haired girl…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

True Dive Club

I have been to the Dancin' Bare twice now, the first being almost a year ago on a weeknight and the second being last Saturday early afternoon, and I must say as a strip club…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Happy Tuesday

I have been to this club 3 times since my last review. Recently I went to this club on Tuesday. Parking lot is located just opposite to the club. Parking is free in the afternoons…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Fun in the Owner’s Suite

I visited the Millstream on a Monday night. They’ve got a great atmosphere. I was greeted almost immediately when I arrived and found a spot at the bar. It was a slow night to start,…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Nikki Chase the legend! No lie! No hype!

Soooooo it’s friday night and my dumb ass ends back up in the strip club ever though i done retired 457 times! I was hoping to find the new Latina chick but oh was I…

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Feeling Prior Going to the Strip Club

How do you guys typically feel prior going to the strip club? Are you typically excited, on the middle of the fence about it, bored out your mind, etc? I just ask because tonight I planned to go, but as…

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Experience negotiating (down) OTC rates when repeating?

First of all, should mention I'm in NYC, so things do tend to be more expensive here. Anyway, background: last year year on one of my SC outings, I met a girl that I'd consider close to a 10.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Paradise does not disappoint

Overall a good experience at Paradise! The parking lot is small but there are enough spots. There is a bouncer sitting outside all night checking IDs making it seem a bit safer leaving your car.…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

My Friday At Peyton's

Walked into the club around 10pm. Was given the typical Brooklyn ID check and pat down. After that, I walked straight to the bar.The drinks were a little pricey for my liking ($10 beers), but…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Fun Times, Good Prices, Two Caveats

Went there on a Friday when Tori Black was touring. Nice environment and the girls were friendly from the get go. Vibe of the club was fairly mellow when I got in. Bouncers were…

Club 7557

North Hills, California

Affordable and relaxed most nights

This is the first club I've been to and haven't found anywhere better enough to feel worth the higher prices. From what I know there's no entrance fee here (I've gone at all hours on…

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Reviews

I dont get it, people literally right a review telling a story, I walked in blah blah blah, nothing but their experience. Saying you went to a strip club, had fun, had a beer, waited for awhile got a HJ…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

They cleaned the men's room!

I arrived Saturday just after noon. Autumn was bar tending, dancers were Ivy and her sister, blond Jamie, later Whitney came in. When I walked in I headed straight for the men's room…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

A Thursday Afternoon at Brad's

I live in Indy and have visited 4 clubs in the area Several times over the years. I hadn't been to Brads though. I dropped in on a Thursday afternoon to take advantage of $12…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Slipping g-string

A good visit. My prior visit was a disaster when I got an air dance in the VIP for $200. But this time I arrived sceptical and was resigned to just watching the girls strut…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Yes to the girls, meh to the atmosphere...

Was my third time in SF, and I previously went to Crazy Horse. My experience there was good in the sense that there always was a lot of 2way touching, with a cool atmosphere. But the…

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I Feel LIke A Stripper

I recently got a text from a dancer asking for money. I had a good time with her ITC a few times and then she took a break from dancing. We stayed in touch, and I also had…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

They actually cleaned the men's room

They cleaned the men's room! When I arrived just after noon I headed straight for the men's room. It was being cleaned, and the guy waved me to the woman's room.…

Pearls Cabaret

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Better looking dancers this time around

Visited on Monday and Tuesday a couple of weeks back. Went during the afternoon on both visits. No cover or door person during. They had 5 girls working one day and two the next day.…

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Tonight's the night...

...I get back on the horse. Going on a bit of a pub crawl with some of her friends. Probably gonna get wasted. I hope I'm not the one driving. And for those of you who want to…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Mature Models, Modelo and More

Dive Bar Divas in the Afternoon and Early Evening. It's a very nice Thursday afternoon and the White Sox are playing at Guaranteed Rate Field in the P.M. and the Chicago Bears are playing that…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Nice Afternoon at DDs

I arrived around 2:00 P.M. I parked on the side and paid $2 to the doorman. The club was not too crowded and I got a seat at the bar in the back near…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Not my afternoon this time.

I came in on Thursday afternoon about 2 PM because I needed a break, after spending all day on a job site, and wanted to cool off, parked in front, valet was there but indicated…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

From Gentlemen's club to an Expensive Bar

I have visited Penthouse when it was the rockstar club in the area, where dancers from across the country would show up and compete. Although I knew it has lost its charm recently, I visited…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A good afternoon.

I got there ‪around 4:30‬, there were basically no customers.  I asked the doorman how many girls were working and was told 16. Basically a 4 to 1 ratio. Unfortunately the one dancer I specifically…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Consistent and enjoyable atmosphere, yet uninspiring

The club is conveniently located in the city, making it easily accessible via metro. On the first floor, there two stages, a number of tables, and a long bar. I have never had trouble…

Sugar Daddy's

Long Island City, New York

Most couple friendly club we've found!

Apparently the reviews on this page need to be very detailed since my first perfectley fine and normal review got rejected...SO here ya go... Went to Time Square for my hubby's birthday (Feb 2019) since he's…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Pretty good for first time

So this was my first time to a club in Jacksonville. $10 to get in, no alcohol but the person at the door hinted that they don’t care if you go out to your car…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Labor Day Weekend

Coming from a Labor Day Weekend celebration, I decided to stop in for some private enjoyment. $15 cover fee. Ordered a water - $8. The ambiance was as expected for 9pm on Friday, loud…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

First time rodeo at Lamplighter 2

Got to the club a little after 4pm and there was no one on stage. No cover to enter before 6pm. Looked at the bar and saw about three other patrons and four girls dividing…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Sleepy Saturday at Midway

Stopped by Midway Invader on a Saturday for the first time in several years after a brief visit at Atlantis. The name stems from the two streets that the club is located on, making…

Mile High Club

Humble, Texas

Yes, you should go here

Okay, so it is close to the airport, just off Will Clayton and the freeway. Easy access to I-69 Southbound when leaving via feeder road. Decent parking lot out front. Admission seven dollars at door…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Kinda quiet on Friday of holiday weekend

Arrived at 2 PM the Friday before Labor Day. There were 6 patrons (some AA, some Caucasian) scattered around the bar. 10 dancers, all WOC For those who haven't been here before, a quick…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Long and short version. Labor day specials

Long version: So I been on my stripclub "phase" going to strip clubs or just at home reading reviews about them. A coworker told me about this place where deals can be had. Read reviews and…

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My new main squeeze 😍

Yes, I am so happy I came out of the closet! Now I can show the world my new boyfriend! Well here he is!!!!! https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=2315

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Medford, Oregon

Sorry, gotta stay late at the office, haha

I think it was a $3 weekday cover, goes to $5 on the weekend. Get change for singles from the door gal. Drinks at the bar are reasonable. One main stage where the dancers rotate…

Vegas Show Girls

North Augusta, South Carolina

Not Vegas By A Longshot

Vegas Showgirls is at the corner of Broad and Sixth Streets in the old downtown area of Augusta. Broad Street was probably once the heart of the city around the turn of the last…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

Unexpectedly Not Terrible, But Pricey

Discotheque Lounge is almost directly across the street from Vegas Showgirls, one of Augusta’s two remaining strip clubs, both of which were owned by the recently deceased Whitey Lester. The city has been trying…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Liked my first stop here. Will come back.

This was my first visit to Diamond Dollz. I was going to Florida after a long time and really wanted to try this club out because of all the other reviews. I went on a…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Dirty Bird wins by default!

Recognized Talita from the Playhouse and her sister Lena. Never really been attracted to Lena, but Talita is a hot Brazilian blonde that I had danced with several times over there. It was…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Friday night = Slow night

Friday night = Slow night I reached around 10.30 pm ,there is a big parking lot so no issues find a parking spot . Paid the 15$ cover and sat down on one of the seats around…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

30 girls and one big meh

I showed up at the Cherry (or Scores, or whatever it is now) around 10:30 on a Thursday evening. It was closed, apparently for a remodel. Signs on the door directed everyone across the way…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

Funn relaxing time

It was getting late and I am at bare assets and a Cuban girl is trying to persuade me into VIP. Prices here are a little steep and said dancer,while very hott,gave RIP off vibe…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Expensive and lame

Stopped by Flashdancers downtown on a Thursday evening. $20 cover to enter. I walked through the lounge to the topless area and sat down. The area is quite small and it was…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Wrap it up

As always, a blast to be back. I was considering going to the DR or CR for a vacation, but this 2 day trip was all I needed. As always, I stay DT SD and…

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Detroit Strip club owner's cheating cost him $1.8 million — and more

The one-time owner of Detroit's largest strip club has admitted to making some big financial missteps that will cost him $1.8 million, plus his freedom. Walled Lake businessman Johni Semma, a restaurateur and former owner of The Coliseum — a massive,…

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When a dancer compliments your eyes

If you meet one asshole in a day, you've met an asshole. If you meet 10 assholes in a day, maybe you're the asshole. If you meet one nice person in a day, you've met a nice person.…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Missed connection....becomes a connection

I posted this once before and if there is one thing I can't stand is rejection - will try to add some details and I won't be shilling 4 club here. I missed my flight connection…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

A good but expensive club with pleasant girls

I went on a Friday at 5pm. I knew it wouldn't be busy but it was all I could fit into my schedule. It was $15 to get in. I think that's the price any…

Pleasures Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

It's Back in Business!

Mirage is back in business! The name has changed to Pleasures Gentlemen's Club. Some new faces but the same vibe the night I stopped by. Kind of like your local watering hole with dancers. Same…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Worthwhile

I visited Brads on a few different days and it seems like it varies from time to time. I visited on a sunday as well as a thur around 5 and 6 pm and…

Delilah's Den Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

A new low

I arrived at the club at around 9:30. Despite the sign outside saying that the club had free admission every day, I was charged $15.00, which entitled me to two beers (I was given two…

Tijuana

Police raids hotel Cas but not Riz

This week police & commandos with mask & rifle raid hotel Cas at night, unlocking doors and told gringos to face the wall hands up. To the first timers that are making the trip, if this ever happen to you, just…

Palms Gentlemens Club

Signal Hill, California

Good time but beware

I had stopped here a little past noon to kill some time. It was relatively dead and the girls were ok with the exception of 2 hotties that were obviously taken. I bought a beer…

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Somebody told a stripper what I wrote in a review. Not cool.

I wrote a review about a month ago about a newbie girl I took back to my hotel. It was her first OTC. Got mixed opinions on whether I should have named her. I did so to pass on the…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Interesting Weekday Evening Visit

They had fifteen dancers (three 8’s, a few 7's, and the rest were 6’s or below) with nearly a full house of customers when I arrived an hour into night shift. Talent wise, it…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Pure greed with great customer service.

I was in Vegas for a week and had hit up Little Darlings the night before and Chicas Bonitas right before arriving past 10PM on Wednesday, see those reviews. I'm not going restate…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Best Vegas Club Experience for a Non-High Roller

Vegas isn't a good place for the value strip club experience. High cover charges, overselling, uber/taxi entrance fares make a lot of the places like Sapphire, Rhino and CH tough for some monger fun.…

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NICESPICE must suck my dick better than the bjmaster19 or clanceys might close

thousands of dollars will fall out of the economy and go into my savings account if someone does not convince me that someone can do it better than bjmaster19. Also guys, NICESPICE is not your gf. get…

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The elusive Asian stripper

I get excited just thinking about one. And I'm using Asian in a broad sense, whether south or east Asian. How common is it for you folks to see one in the club? For me, they're like a unicorn, or…

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Papi and our other so fla friends ready for the “big one” ?

Keeping my fingers crossed that the storm takes a sharp right turn sooner than expected... in the mean time, please make sure Diamond Dolls and Cheetah have priority on sandbags and plywood!

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Average but good value for Vegas

I was in Vegas for a week and hit this place up before Palominos, as I had been there before. It was a fairly seedy part of town with and I would not linger…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

If you know how it works, you can have fun.

Was in town for work. On the last night me and a co-worker wanted to visit a club. Called the Rhino to arrange for a ride. Drive was on time in a sprinter van to…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Relaxing in Vegas

I am a local and have visited this club quite often. If you are looking for glitz and glamour this is not for you. It is a smaller club with the feel of old Las…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good start, bad middle, great ending

I was in Vegas for a week and hit this place up Tuesday night as I had a decent experience last time. I'd booked the solo package, $35, on their web site for a…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Day Shift at Millstream

Friday before Labor Day weekend, didn't feel like working so I checked out the day shift at two Baltimore locations, Gold Club and Millstream. I've never been to either at day shift before, was pleasantly…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Walking Tour of Downtown Minneapolis

It took me three clubs to find what I needed on this Sunday evening in Minneapolis. My first stop was my favorite, the Seville, which apparently has new ownership so I wanted to see if…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Showcase Theater Pt 2 - Heat turned up

Made my way back out to showcase again, this time on a weekday night to avoid the crazy weekend crowd. I saw many of the same faces I saw my first time from the small…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First Time Visit

I'll be at a conference in SD and plan on stopping by during one of my free nights. I am interested in a threesome and then with someone else, anal. Does anyone have any tips as far as talking with…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Good time!

Arrived at the Fox about 4 pm. There were 7 customers and about 5 girls that I could see ( 3 more came in about 5 pm). Place is the same, no new changes. The…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Stuck in Traffic, Great Pit Stop at GGR

Yet another review of GGR after my return on a Monday night after a long hiatus. I was back in NJ, visiting some friends for the weekend and on my way down the Parkway, hit…

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What's up TUSCL?

CC99 here, formerly known as DC9428. Just felt like poking my head back in here to see what's going on these days. A lot of stuff has happened since I left last May. Believe it or not, I finally dated…

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Which is better?

Scenario: you’re at an extras club where FS in the VIP is considered a “5” experience. In other words, it’s the average performance experience. You see 2 girls. One is a 10 in looks who gives 6…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Testing the Waters

I stopped in at Visions for the first time in months to see if any fundamental changes had taken place since the raid that happened or any other changes to the club. Here it…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

SKIP Millstream

I came in here just wanting to see if it was worth coming again. Had been before and really didnt feel welcome in this place. Seems like you have to be a regular or white…

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How to hack a butt plug

Story and diagrams: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/teledildonics-users-sexually-assaulted-hackers-19023962?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Still a good time even on a slow night

What's not to love about this place. It has all the elements that go into the makings of a great club. Cute girls, reasonably priced drinks, great atmosphere, high mileage, friendly staff, cute girls, located…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Neat and Clean

I haven't been to this club for a very long time. It used to be called the Gold Club. They did a little remodeling and renamed it. looks very modern and clean. The facilities are…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Good Afternoon at Angels

Another trip to Angels for a good afternoon. I've reviewed the club layout and general details of this club recently so won't go over that again. Generally, it's in a secluded but safe…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

Here we go Brownies!!

Browns preseason finale and we left after 3rd quarter. Time to kill off the next day so off to Brookpark Rd. Had a free pass to Crazy Horse why not go! …

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Synn For The Win Will Make Your Wallet Thin

Since Godfather closed, I decided to try this place on a recommendation. I'd never been. It was $21 to get in which included a drink. There were a lot of hot latinas…

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Strippers and escorts reveal what their first day on the job was really like

'We go to the very back of the building where no one can see. So I'm dancing on him and then he asks could he insert his penis in me. I freaked out!!! I said NO! And he said "okay,…

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

Uninspiring

I keep giving this place a second, third, fourth ..... chance. I really want it to be a place worth going to. It's not. I arrived on a Thurstay around 9:30 because social media posts by…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

6 Girls on a Saturday Night

I arrived as the club was opening and found 6 Girls dancing. There is a $10 cover charge at the door and this is a fully nude bar. The VIPs are $10 a song, which…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Club has gone downhill

Seems like a total different club since I last visited, maybe 4-5 years ago. I guess I should have read the recent reviews on how dead this place was. I went on Thursday night around…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Back after a long hiatus

I cannot remember the last time I was here but for some reason I had the urge. Parked a block down like I always do, area is not that bad. Walked up to the club…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Best Black club in Atlanta.

So I've been here several times, but my experience divated from allot of other reviewers so I've been holding on a review. But after this last visit I have consistently had the same experience here…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

Pretty cool.

I went in on a Tuesday afternoon I just got off work. It was around about 4. So I decided to stop by rumors. I pulled up the parking lot wasn’t really that packed.…

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Crushing pussy is the goal

Be PC like me and you 2 can be crushing pussy nonstop bros, Kno what I’m sayin?

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Short SA chat...

SA GIRL: "Hey you wanna chat a bit maybe get together?" ISHMAEL: "Maybe. Tell me a little about yourself." SA GIRL: "I'm a hot mess, but you can put pretty much anything in my butt." ISHMAEL: "Okay. You're not what I'm looking…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Madison Summer Vacation

Visited a year or so ago and I was sorely disappointed. Opposite experience this time. As previously described, this is an old house located off a side street adjacent to a main road just outside…

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Dancers sue Providence strip clubs, alleging unfair labor practices

See link. I'm not too worried at this point, but it seems like more of these cases are popping up. It'll be interesting to see if the labor model changes eventually. https://www.providencejournal.com/news/20190828/dancers-sue-providence-strip-clubs-alleging-unfair-labor-practices

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Tennessee SUCKS !

And not in a good way. Have spent all week traveling around Memphis and Nashville. The bars are lame and there are no good strip clubs nor AMPs. The best you will ever get is CANDYLAND in Memphis…

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Strip clubs and moving

Personally I’m to move from the area I’m in real soon. And I’m wondering how the local strippers are going to handle such a beloved figure (💰 ) such as myself leaving them. They were so happy for me when…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Waste of a 1/4 tank of gas!!!

This is probably the worst review I’ve ever posted. I was really disappointed with this place. I went during the day so the best thing about this place was I didn’t have to pay the…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Changing and not for the better.

Came about 230 pm. No cover, beautiful fall day. But 5 bucks plus tip. 11 plus girls working, 2 black the rest white. Thick, fat, spinner, all types. Heard 2nd hand that come Monday labor…

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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

When you do OTC do your worry about her having a jealous boy friend or husband? Do you worry about him coming after you if he finds out? I am about to enter an OTC liaison with a gal 50…

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North Carolina clubs

I have like 5 days free in a few weeks and I'm trying to decide where to go. Looking for the best strip clubs. Where the dollar goes the farthest and the girls the most fun. Any recommendations I'm in…

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BJ MASTER V NICEPSICE (EXTENDED VERSION)

I’ve got a blowjob machine. You know what I mean? This thing sucks and whirls. Better than the girl who had curls. She…

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BJMASTER19 V NICESPICE

I’ve got a blowjob machine. You know what I mean? This thing sucks and whirls. Better than the girl who had curls. She previously held the record for being the best. But now she’s just among the rest.…

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9 things you didn’t know about Tampa strip clubs

Story and photos: You love the last photo. :) https://www.tampabay.com/florida/2019/06/12/9-things-you-didnt-know-about-tampa-strip-clubs/?template=amp?outputType=amp

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Nashville?

From everything I have read it is shitty in Nashville. I'm thinking bring my own entertainment or just stick to football. Any thoughts?

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NICESPICE can't suck dick as well as my BJMASTER2019

I'd put money on it. Yeah she'd look better doing it. But I can't keep my eyes open when the BJMASTER2019 goes down on me anyway. I never had trouble staying quiet with my wife upstairs when…

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Anyone else watch dave chapelle new Netflix show?

It has all the SJWs mad. Lol if you haven't it's great. He cracks on everybody. black, white, gay, lesbian, poor, pedos and everyone else. Hilarious.

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When America Was Different

I awoke from a dream of my dad (now long deceased). He parked his car at the curb, rolled down the driver’s window, put the car in neutral and walked away. There was more to the dream but this…

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YOU GOT CRAZY IN YOUR FAMILY

If you dont believe that, then you are it

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Charlotte

Any help on the Charlotte strip club scene .. Im going there this weekend .. I tried reading reviews but not a lot of clubs have updates or a regular stream of recent reviews so any info where to…

Tijuana

At HK last trip, I found my ATF... but she leaves in 4 days!

I found her boys. Sweet little thing from Guanajuato. But, after an amazing evening that surpassed both our expectations, I find out she leaves in four days to go back home. No plans to return because she’s going to her…

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Grip and Rip....

So went into my local establishment today and got some dances from the hottest dancer in years....FIRE...Normally the hottest gals give the weakest mileage.. Not this one. She went right for junior pulled him out and "Gripped and Ripped…

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PSA: Possible Shark Sighting

Recently at HK I met a possible Shark/ROB and feel it is my duty to warn TJ Mongers: Her name is Frances, speaks little English, pretty in a girl next door way, young (maybe 22), nice smile, about 5'2, 125-35…

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Who'd You Rather: Sara Suzanne Brown vs. Nikki Fritz

With this matchup marking the first round's halfway point, we've done four matchups in the Pornstar and Model Brackets, six in the Celebrity, but just one in the B-Movie Bracket. Let's change that. --- B-Movie Bracket: Sara Suzanne BROWN vs. Nikki…

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Follow up

Last week I initiated a discussion regarding a stripper with whom I had a hot OTC run about 4 years ago. She had contacted me, was just starting at a RI club & needed a little help. Well we were…

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Which one of you dumbasses did this

https://katv.com/news/offbeat/police-mans-truck-stolen-while-he-was-robbing-store-across-the-street

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Attackers kill 26 in Mexico strip club.

This could never happen in Tijuana, could it? https://news.yahoo.com/25-killed-attackers-ignite-fire-mexico-bar-140821744.html

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Another hurricane on the way

A hurricane is expected to make landfall in this area by Sunday night to Monday morning. Man what an opportunity to make a new friend on Saturday night, which is also the last day of the month. The…

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Comment submission issue

Twice in the last couple of days I've had a comment not upload completely. In both cases, I copy/pasted a few words from someone else's comment, then added my two cents. And once posted, only the few words that were copy/pasted uploaded. Am…

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Attalla Alabama or other Alabama clubs

Can anyone give me information on central or North Alabama clubs. Been to few but would like to have little knowledge.

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Attalla Alabama or other Alana clubs

Can anyone give me information on central or North Alabama clubs. Been to few but would like to have little knowledge.

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'Miss Nude Australia' performance sparks blaze at Adelaide strip club The Crazy

Smoking hot stripper. https://7news.com.au/entertainment/miss-nude-australia-performance-sparks-blaze-at-adelaide-strip-club-the-crazy-horse-c-423195

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bOObies

I googled bOObies to see some and dammit this is what I got! Booby https://g.co/kgs/Nhma8p

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Tipping Etiquette Question

I read a review where the PL writes it was free admission but required a mandatory drink, $6 + tip. Do you tip for a mandatory drink? Ok, it is only a $1 or $2. But I do not tip for a mandatory…

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Seems incoherent to me... except...

Just rejected this review of the Cloakroom in DC. Funnily enough, one of the maybe three words that got spelled correctly by accident is "Jackie". lol ===== Cloakroom  WashingtonD.C. Monday Evening Ihxhdhdhf Hxhxjxjxjxnnxjxkxkxjdjckjckxkxjdbfbfnjcjxjx Dudjjdjdjdjdjdnksjcjxjdjkdifickfkd Jdjdjdjjdjdjxjdjd Jdjdjdjjdjd Jdusjsuudjdjdudjdjjdkckckfkdkjshshzuxhdjxjncn kc Hshdiciivjfjdndjdjcjixisisizuu jdndnjdjdjdjf Jdusjshgahsififisujshdjdhdnfncjjfjdjrnjfjdjcidjdjjd Duudhdjdjd Hdhdhixicixududjxjjxjxjxjxjxjxjjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjjxjdkdksjjsjsjsjsjsjjxjxjxjdjxjxjjxjcjcjcjcjdjjskskskskakskkskskskskskskskskskskskskksksks Jskskskskskksksksksksksks Jsjskskskskxkxkxkxkxkxkkxkdkxkxkxkdkdkdkdkdkjxkdkdjdkdkkdj jdjdkdjdi I j I jk I jcjdkdj j i I i…

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OT: Wow

He's a good-looking guy though: https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/viral/twitter-cant-get-enough-of-this-photo-of-melania-trump-and-justin-trudeau/vi-AAGmf9t?ocid=spartandhp

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Question

Has anyone ever seen TUSCLer "DickyDoo2" reject a review? We're halfway thru the day and he has approved 17 of the 34 published reviews with zero rejections (and I can only assume he hasn't approved more bc others approoved thwlem b/f…

Midnight Express

Cornersville, Tennessee

club is still closed

An update from the club's Facebook page (dated August 6, 2019) concerning the remodel which has been delayed due to Giles County government. The club has been purchased by the owners of the Nashville Deja Vu and was…

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I’m desperate, lonely, have absolutely no friends whatsoever, ugly, repulsive, d

And when comes to women I have impossibly high standards Gee thanks money!

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SMH - one of the worst-cases of lack-of-balls I've come across in my PL career

Assuming it's true but I don't doubt it given all the chump-stories/reviews I've read on TUSCL over the years. From a recent review: Zanzibar Tavern Toronto, Ontario adammystery Fool me twice. August 26, 2019 So I went in here with a friend of…

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BJ Machine update

That thing was so good I couldn't watch porn; just had to lay back and close my eyes. Once I figured it out I came faster than I have in years.

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Planning for my fist visit to Foxy Lady

Planning to go next week, wanna ask what may I expect in the VIP? Does it worth? Any recommendation?

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Gotta respect twerking, it aint as easy as you think

I know many of us think twerking just simply comes down simply shaking your big ass and exciting men, but BOY the performance of a good twerker is flipping hard as hell. And it hurts your back, at least for…

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Lost ViP access even before 30 days

I posted a review on July 30. Today when I tried to check reviews it is asking me to get VIP access. When I tried to post a review it says my review was within last 30 days.If I post…

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Pink Pussycat Re-Opening 08/29

One of the other South Florida TUSCLers might have posted about this already, but just in case...the club is re-opening on Thursday. Never had the pleasure of going to the old club, but I've heard stories about it being quite…

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The case against Backpage was bogus

And we now have the documentation to prove it. The governmen’t’s case, and all this talk of child sex trafficking, was bullshit. https://reason.com/2019/08/26/secret-memos-show-the-government-has-been-lying-about-backpage/

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Squirters

I used to think “squirters” were just an urban legend. I had canoodled women all over the world as thoroughly and vigorously as I knew how but I had never made a woman “squirt!” At least not until Diah came along.…

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Who'd You Rather: Donna D'Errico vs. Dita Von Teese

First off, before we start, I knew these threads would eventually draw troll imitations. On TUSCL, anything done long enough gets trolled. Eh, we make use of the Ignore feature and press on. I've been looking forward to this one,…

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Who'd You Rather: Michelle Obama vs. Elizabeth Warren vs. A jar of mayonnaise

You have to put your dick in one of them, which one would you pick?

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In praise of navels

You know, the umbilicus, commonly called the belly button. That unique punctuation in the middle of your favorite woman’s abdomen. No, they’re not nipples (nothing tops nipples). For one thing, there’s only one. But like nipples, each one…

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Fantasy football

Is there any interest again this year?

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Posting

The level of fucktardery seems to have decreased somewhat, though I notice a familiar voice or two under new names. Fortunately, while not as nice as it used to be, the ignore features still works. Kinda wish it *actually* put…

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Which sport do you think requires the most SKILL?

And we are talking skill, not athleticism. Skill, by definition, requires expertise. Thus, while a sport like basketball is very demanding and generally requires a lot of talent, a person like Shaq, who couldn't shoot a free throw to save…

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Small talk or strictly business?

I might've messed up an opportunity by being too direct with my message (if there even was one). I straight up offered $200 for an hour, got no response and followed up with "what's your price" when I saw that…

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Parents accused of kidnapping, assaulting teen found in daughter's bedroom, in a

Another horrible hate crime. Obviously, the attack was motivated solely by race, and had nothing to do with the parents finding a 17 year old boy hiding in the bedroom closet of their 15 year old daughter. https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-parents-kidnapping-assaulting-teen-daughters-bedroom-apparent-hate-crime

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Dirtiest strip club story?

Absolute dirtiest strip clubbing story you have. Spare no details

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Saying "no" is not rude.

Seeing multiple discussions from PL's asking how to decline a tip, dance, drink, etc. for a dancer or bar girl without "being a dick" or without "being disrespectful." Gentlemen, sac up, please! Are you worried about being a dick by…

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Question facing America today: Should we have psychotherapists on hand at strip

And to be there for fat customers who ask strippers for a dance and still get told no. Lets start the debate.

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Hotel access

Reading today’s Boston Globe I was reading the Travel section and there was an article about a new “boutique” hotel in a rather upscale section of the city. It concluded with the following: “nightly rates from mid-200s to $400 depending on…

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Hustlers Trailer

This movie comes out in theaters in less than three weeks. It is about strippers at Scores drugging and robbing customers during the late-2000s financial crisis, then eventually getting caught. It is based on a true story. It definitely has…