Ex-Stripper Murders 'Sugar Daddy'

Both of them are homely. She's not worth taking a bullet. She's not worth anything.

So at what level of attractiveness is it okay to be worth taking a bullet and murdering your sugar daddy?

Asking for a friend

^^ I'm thinking the guy would be better off with a filipina mail-order bride than a homely stripper. The mail-order bride would at least worship his balding head, clean his toilets, and cook adobo and torta.

...But can she cook pancit or dinuguan or bibingka?

But how many delicious meals do you make and how many times do you clean the toilet for someone before 🔪🔪🔪 is okay?

Bitches be crazy!

^^^ is that why Ron Jeremy is a better option than bitches?

And dam! I love tortas. Mexican food is great!

Or you could channel your inner crocodile Dundee and come up with a bigger knife

^rong thread

OP: If you watch the ID and/or Oxygen channel at all, you'll quickly realize strippers are a vastly under represented group of whackadoodles and we should all be fearing all the seemingly normal people (not just women!) out there!! 🌞

^ but that wouldn’t be as much fun to make fun of 😁

^ Well, sure there's that... Low hanging fruit & all 😉🍒🌞

Low hanging fruit is probably slang for old sugar daddy balls.

If not it should be.

I wanted to recommend a place off i35 and braker, but it’s not coming up on a google search 😭😭. I wonder if it’s still in business

I saw google reviews of other Filipino places that seemed well-liked. I personally can’t comment on them tho.

But if you ever make a day trip to San Antonio, I highly recommend:

Tabares m.yelp.com

Sari Sari m.yelp.com

Lily’s

Hm, I suspect there is. It’s small but active community in San Antonio. My grandma was really involved when she lived out there.

I tried one Filipino food truck in the Portland area and it wasn’t really good. Judging from what you had to say tho, I guess that is the norm.