Ex-Stripper Murders 'Sugar Daddy'

19 comments

• RandomMember

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  5 years ago

  Both of them are homely. She's not worth taking a bullet. She's not worth anything.
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  So at what level of attractiveness is it okay to be worth taking a bullet and murdering your sugar daddy?
  
  Asking for a friend
• RandomMember

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  5 years ago

  ^^ I'm thinking the guy would be better off with a filipina mail-order bride than a homely stripper. The mail-order bride would at least worship his balding head, clean his toilets, and cook adobo and torta.
  
  
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  ...But can she cook pancit or dinuguan or bibingka?
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  But how many delicious meals do you make and how many times do you clean the toilet for someone before 🔪🔪🔪 is okay?
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  Bitches be crazy!
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  ^^^ is that why Ron Jeremy is a better option than bitches?
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  And dam! I love tortas. Mexican food is great!
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  Or you could channel your inner crocodile Dundee and come up with a bigger knife
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  ^rong thread
• EndlessSummer

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  5 years ago

  OP: If you watch the ID and/or Oxygen channel at all, you'll quickly realize strippers are a vastly under represented group of whackadoodles and we should all be fearing all the seemingly normal people (not just women!) out there!! 🌞
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  ^ but that wouldn’t be as much fun to make fun of 😁
• EndlessSummer

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  5 years ago

  ^ Well, sure there's that...
  Low hanging fruit & all 😉🍒🌞
• DenimChicken

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  5 years ago

  Low hanging fruit is probably slang for old sugar daddy balls.
  
  If not it should be.
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  @heaving finding a good Filipino restaurant is like finding a unicorn stripper - they don't really exist.
  
  It's better (and easier) to just find a Filipino that can cook.
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  I wanted to recommend a place off i35 and braker, but it’s not coming up on a google search 😭😭. I wonder if it’s still in business
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  I saw google reviews of other Filipino places that seemed well-liked. I personally can’t comment on them tho.
  
  But if you ever make a day trip to San Antonio, I highly recommend:
  
  Tabares
  https://m.yelp.com/biz/lilys-philippine-…
  
  Sari Sari
  https://m.yelp.com/biz/sari-sari-filipin…
  
  Lily’s
  
  https://m.yelp.com/biz/lilys-philippine-…
  
  
  
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  ^ Wow @nicespice there must be a really good Filipino community out there. The only place I've ever been to with a lot of good Filipino restaurants is Daly City, CA which is 90% Filipino.
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  Hm, I suspect there is. It’s small but active community in San Antonio. My grandma was really involved when she lived out there.
  
  I tried one Filipino food truck in the Portland area and it wasn’t really good. Judging from what you had to say tho, I guess that is the norm.