I wonder if I should re-evaluate my relationships with strippers.
"When Michael McNew met exotic dancer Jennifer Morrissey at a strip club in 2013, the two quickly struck up a bond, despite their 30-year age difference. Over the course of their relationship, McNew would act as her “sugar daddy,” paying her bills, giving her money and getting her out of trouble. "
So at what level of attractiveness is it okay to be worth taking a bullet and murdering your sugar daddy?
Asking for a friend
^^ I'm thinking the guy would be better off with a filipina mail-order bride than a homely stripper. The mail-order bride would at least worship his balding head, clean his toilets, and cook adobo and torta.
...But can she cook pancit or dinuguan or bibingka?
But how many delicious meals do you make and how many times do you clean the toilet for someone before 🔪🔪🔪 is okay?
Bitches be crazy!
^^^ is that why Ron Jeremy is a better option than bitches?
And dam! I love tortas. Mexican food is great!
Or you could channel your inner crocodile Dundee and come up with a bigger knife
^rong thread
OP: If you watch the ID and/or Oxygen channel at all, you'll quickly realize strippers are a vastly under represented group of whackadoodles and we should all be fearing all the seemingly normal people (not just women!) out there!! 🌞
^ but that wouldn’t be as much fun to make fun of 😁
^ Well, sure there's that... Low hanging fruit & all 😉🍒🌞
Low hanging fruit is probably slang for old sugar daddy balls.
If not it should be.
@heaving finding a good Filipino restaurant is like finding a unicorn stripper - they don't really exist.
It's better (and easier) to just find a Filipino that can cook.
I wanted to recommend a place off i35 and braker, but it’s not coming up on a google search 😭😭. I wonder if it’s still in business
I saw google reviews of other Filipino places that seemed well-liked. I personally can’t comment on them tho.
But if you ever make a day trip to San Antonio, I highly recommend:
Tabares m.yelp.com
Sari Sari m.yelp.com
Lily’s
^ Wow @nicespice there must be a really good Filipino community out there. The only place I've ever been to with a lot of good Filipino restaurants is Daly City, CA which is 90% Filipino.
Hm, I suspect there is. It’s small but active community in San Antonio. My grandma was really involved when she lived out there.
I tried one Filipino food truck in the Portland area and it wasn’t really good. Judging from what you had to say tho, I guess that is the norm.
Both of them are homely. She's not worth taking a bullet. She's not worth anything.