Topless waitress Tuesday!

Northern Club is in downtown Fargo. One turn off is the guy who waits in the parking lot and, as you park, he comes up to your vehicle and begs for money. This has happened to me at least three times, I have always turned him down but then wonder if my car will be vandalized. City police need to get involved. Aside from that, which is largely beyond the club’s control, Northern is a clean, well run, entertaining club. Cover was $10. They check your ID against a list of names of those apparently banned from the club. Lighting is good, music ok. I was there on topless waitress Tuesday night. Two waitresses working, a nice treat.

There were about 10 to 12 girls working, typically dance three songs, top comes off for songs 2 & 3. I typically tip at least a couple dollars to each dancer. Depending how they take my tip often determines if I do a private dance. A little titty in the face gets a dance. I visited with a dancer named Stacy from Nebraska. She hadn’t danced in three years but was now giving it a try again. We talked probably 15 minutes then decided to do a dance. Private dances are $25 for one song - $5 goes to the house, $20 to the girl. The other dance option is $125 for 15 minutes. For either option there is very limited one way contact. Your hands must be on the couch at your sides. A bouncer carefully watches each dance on camera and I have seen him come back a chew some ass if someone gets even a little bit out of line. Stacy gave me a little more contact than most - rubbed her boobs in my face and even nipple in the mouth a couple times although she said “careful, don’t want you to get in trouble”. I paid for two more songs with Stacy. Later in the evening, I got dances from two other girls, both with less contact than Stacy.

Dancers at the club are generally decent looking,I would rate most about a 7 or 8. All come from out of state, often Minneapolis and some Vegas. Drink prices reasonable, I think $3.50 for a bottled beer. Bouncers keep a close tab on everything, so close it is somewhat uncomfortable. One time a girl, not a dancer, briefly sat on my lap and the bouncer was on her case. Moving a chair a little too close to stage will also gets their attention. Don’t even think about touching or you will be on the banned list.