Miscommunication
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
Every been in a club where the music is loud and it is hard to hear someone from even three feet away?
This happened on my last strip club visit inside the champagne room:
Stripper: Do you have kids?
Sinclair: No, I work too much.
Stripper: Okay, that's alright.
Then the stripper gets dressed, gives me her phone number, and walks back into the club. This exchange didn't make sense.
Lets now add the situational context right before the above communication. She just finished giving me a Gluck Gluck 9000. I came inside her mouth, and she swallowed my baby batter. Because I was a little light headed from getting sucked like a Hoover vacuum cleaner and because the stripper just swallowed my kids, I thought through the loud music she was asking me about "kids". She actually said "tip", not "kids".
So here is what was really said:
Stripper: Do you have a tip?
Sinclair: No, I work too much.
Stripper: Okay, that's alright.
So my bad hearing saved me money, and I guess she was satisfied enough with the sex that she did not press me to tip her. It makes me think when strippers ask for tips after lap dances and VIP rooms, it is just a half-assed attempt to extort extra money out of patrons, which inevitably many guys will oblige to pay.
This happened on my last strip club visit inside the champagne room:
Stripper: Do you have kids?
Sinclair: No, I work too much.
Stripper: Okay, that's alright.
Then the stripper gets dressed, gives me her phone number, and walks back into the club. This exchange didn't make sense.
Lets now add the situational context right before the above communication. She just finished giving me a Gluck Gluck 9000. I came inside her mouth, and she swallowed my baby batter. Because I was a little light headed from getting sucked like a Hoover vacuum cleaner and because the stripper just swallowed my kids, I thought through the loud music she was asking me about "kids". She actually said "tip", not "kids".
So here is what was really said:
Stripper: Do you have a tip?
Sinclair: No, I work too much.
Stripper: Okay, that's alright.
So my bad hearing saved me money, and I guess she was satisfied enough with the sex that she did not press me to tip her. It makes me think when strippers ask for tips after lap dances and VIP rooms, it is just a half-assed attempt to extort extra money out of patrons, which inevitably many guys will oblige to pay.
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Which club was it?
She replied "No thanks. I already have one".
Pretty much everything a stripper does is a half-assed or full-assed attempt to extort money out of a patron.
I had no idea she had been pitching VIP. Got extras for $100 less than the going rate.
There’s no easy answer answer other than honest discussion regarding the issue. If I can hear her.
“Yeah $160 works”
"Do you have a condom?" "No, I drive a Chevy"
"I want to suck your cock"
"You leave at at six o'clock?"
"No, at eight"
"I ate, too."
"I can do it for two"
"Do what for me?
"For three? We can do it all"
"You want me to give you a call?"
"Ok, I get off at eight"
"Yes, it is getting late. I should go"
"You need my number. Give me your phone"
"Yes, I live alone"
"Are you gonna call?"
"Not this time of year. I'm just going home"
"You're not gonna VIP?"
"I'll just go when I get home."
"Maybe next time."