Me and Rick Dugan working the Soup Kitchen

Dec 10, 2019, 8:55 PM

Me and Rick decided to be good Christians for the holidays and work at the local soup kitchen this weekend. As the people came through we asked then what they did for a living. The first girl said “Doctor” and we gave her lots soup 🍜 The second girl came through and said “Lawyer” and we gave her tons of soup 🍜The third girl came through and Rick asked “And what do you do for a living sweetheart?” She smiled said “I’m a stripper” Then all of a sudden Diana Ross came out of nowhere and in unison with Rick they held out their hands ✋ and yelled “STOP!”

Roll credits Continue immediately with “Stop! In the Name of Love” by The Supremes

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nicespice6 years ago

Was there any jerk off motions being done with the soup ladle?

Muddy6 years ago

No not that I'm aware of. This is VERY serious work.

PaulDrake6 years ago

Smashing that like button!

rickthelion6 years ago

Muddy, is this some sort of weird homoerotic love letter to dugan? I can understand being attracted to ricks. After all, we’re paragons of sexiness. But I have to tell you a few things:

a) dugan may be the smartest and sexiest hairless ape on the planet, but he’s still a damn dirty ape. If you’re going to have homoerotic fantasies maybe focus on non-apes.

b) dugan don’t swing that way. We’ve partied many times and I’ve only seen him go with females. Well, maybe a ladyboy or two, but only after serious alcohol consumption so he probably doesn’t remember it. And if you don’t remember an evening it doesn’t count. Amiright or amiright?

Just some advice from the council. You should follow it because we’re the ricks. ROAR!!!

MackTruck6 years ago

Sounds like a great cooking show. Chef Ramsey would be proud