Treasures..in title only

So we were on our guys trip to Vegas (trying to make it annual). Had been gambling and boozing when my boys left me in the lobby bar at our hotel talking to some chick - who amazingly was not a hooker...but then she decided to call it a night. I reached my buddies in the stretch Hummer and they had the guy come back for me after he dropped them off.

Breezed right in after the ride - no charge if you take the limo and was immediately assaulted by a few girls. When I said I was looking for my friends who were with another girl, they said I needed to go upstairs and that they'd take me. I had seen the stage at the other end when I walked in along with the tables and chairs in front. But they took me to the elevator on the right side and upstairs - right to the cashier and said I should take them into the VIP area up there...Of course I said I was still looking for my friends and managed to get the host to shoo them away. Made contact with my friends - who were downstairs by the stage...

They each had a girl and had saved a nice looking Filipino girl for me - I'm a sucker for Asians and she played me like a fiddle. Upstairs we all went - and my friend sprang for a VIP "area" that overlooked the downstairs with some big couches for all of us. But my Filipino convinced me we would have more fun in a more private area in the back. So I dropped the $600 for her plus another unseemly amount for a bar tab to go to a not quite private area in the back with champagne and whipped cream and cherries. She basically was playing the clock, not the cock (to steal from Hustlers - which I saw on the plane out). Sipping our champagne, a tease dance, eat a strawberry, tease dance, sip...don't get me wrong - good contact but she wouldn't shut up. Then her friend came and joined us and as soon as I paid them for another 1/2 hour (see the sucker sign on my forehead!?!) my buddies called and said they were leaving...the girls had the nerve to ask for a tip but I just up and left.

I think I'm done with the Vegas strip club scene - it's not like I remember...very hard to get anything while in the club.