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Oldie but goodie (Joke)

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Keepin' it 💯

A husband and his wife of 30 years are in their bedroom, the husband reading a novel. The wife is going through her closet and trying on outfits she bought 20 years prior. After several outfits she is looking in the full length mirror and finally sighs to her husband 'I feel fat and old. Can you cheer me up?'

He says 'At least your eyesight is still good!'