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Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

so, so time

I had heard that this place had been remodeled, more upscale and was now a "black" club. It was all of the above. I went around 9:30 and was the only customer. There were about…

La Bellezze Gentlemen’s Club

Canoga Park, California

a fun first time at godfather

So after a very disappointing and short visit to Synn NH I decided to finally try out Godfather since it is close to home. Not sure what to expect since there hasn't been a review…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Ok vibe...

My friend had her birthday party here and it was my first time here. Arrived a little before 1. Valet was 20 and self parking was 5. Cover was 10. We had about 8 people with…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

too bad

I didn't want to do the long drive to COI so decided to go to Synn North Hills for my second visit. The neighborhood is scary, when I left the club there were cops up…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Triple on a Friday afternoon

My 3rd visit to the infamous Follies club was made on a whim as I happened to have some time to kill and money to burn. I arrived closed to 1pm on a Friday, and the…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

slow afternoon

The place is the same dumpy bar that hasn't been remodeled since the 70's, and it is falling apart. Walked in and there were 3 guys and 5 girls. 3 of the…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Great first visit

Was passing through Greensboro and had some time (so after consulting TUSCL), decided to stop by and check out the Treasure Club. I arrived about 3:30 on Friday afternoon and was impressed with the appearance…

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Strip club attire

I saw some of the older discussion boards about attire to strips clubs (wear shorts, joggers, and pajama pant?). I'm personally just curious as to what you guys wear when you decide to go clubbing and why? I know…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Cheers with titties may be accurate just be prepared for some Carla’s with your Diane’s

Club is in the East Camelback village of Phoenix not far from Bourbon Street Circus. Parking and entrance are in the rear. Next to a McDonald’s. Walk in $10 cover and free for military. Place…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Fun Thursday night

This is one of my more regular clubs. It is a bit of a drive from downtown (about 40-50 min at night) but considering the options within the city, it is worth it. Thursdays are…

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Women of color

Since when is white not a color?

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

New New at the Criket

New New Dancers at the Criket. I have not been here in 2 months anf decided to drop by. Seen many new dancers on Saturday night. Came in just prepared to tip…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Still Great

Came here on a Saturday in early August around 10 p.m. Place is the same as usual- walk through the door, novelty shop on the right, booths and women on the left. Rob…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Beauty at top dollar with limited mileage.

I was in town for a convention, so I figured why not do the typical "convention guy" thing, and decided to go to a strip club. Crazy Horse had a free limo service which made…

Sinners Swing Gentlemen's Club

Carbondale, Pennsylvania

Best kept Secret in NE PA

Drove down from New York (where the action is much tamer, lol) Glad I made the trip. Didn't bring a beverage so just had a soft drink - there is no alcohol. There were…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

Things were a little off at Dirty's.

I decided to give Dirty's a shot after spending an early afternoon at Blue Moon. I still had about $200 worth of my budget left and wanted to try somewhere new. The guy working the…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Depends what you're looking for

Wandered in on a whim, a couple of years after the last time I was here. It was on a Friday night, and family busy, but there was certainly room to sit or stand. I get…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Faible kilométrage

Although solid eye candy here though. But yes low mileage club. Came here on a Saturday night. The club is on 51st and Washington. Nice part of town, most of Phoenix is nice though imo.…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

First time in awhile

Been at least a few months since I had the chance to get away. Decided to stop in on Saturday afternoon. Main reason I go here is to get dances from my favorite.…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

It’s just not for me

Drove up here big parking lot. Saturday night. Place looks like one of them old time wild Wild West saloons. And the inside kinda looks like a lodge. Cover I believe was $10 but free…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Cayenne for the win

So I hit Playhouse around 1. Probably 20 guys around the bar. Got my $5 water and before I opened it, Milla was on me. Big hug while still standing, big kiss and a well…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Midweek Trip

I used to regularly visit this club on Friday afternoons but lately my schedule has made that difficult so I’ve become more of a midweek guy. The great thing about going earlier in the…

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Who'd You Rather: Meridian vs. Linda O'Neil

We go back to the Model Bracket and two names you may not know. This tends to produce good discussion. --- Model Bracket: MERIDIAN vs. Linda O'NEIL --- MERIDIAN 32D-22-34 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1957 CLIP: (hardcore anal) https://spankbang.com/10k8/video/meridian+teeny+exzesse --- Meridian went by many names in her porn career, including Svetlana/Svedlana,…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Expensive but quality fun.

I was on a business trip to SF and staying really close to Gold Club so I figured I'd stop by to check it out. I don't frequent strip clubs a lot but it was…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Descent into a Dungeon

Matched with a girl on a site where successful people go to meet attractive people, and her profile picture was hot as hell. Flirted with her on the site for a bit and she…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Decent visit

Visited Lace around 10pm on a Friday night after having stopped at Stiletto (see review). There was a $10 cover which included a ticket/receipt for a free drink redeemable at the bar. Last visit here…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Cute Newbie at DC

Worked late on a Thursday night on Far East side, decided to stop by Dreams to see if anything new was available. Arrived around 8:30 pm at it looked like the girls were just starting…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Afternoons at Ambers

Visited on a Wednesday at 2:30 in the afternoon. Decent parking in the back, few spots in front and side usually taken by employees. Entrance is on the side, dark hallway where you are…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Great first PDX experience compared to Vegas. Will return!

Headed there on a Friday night for a bachelor party. Walkable from our downtown hotel which was a huge plus. $5 cover. Found seats for our group of 8. My first pdx strip club experience…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Nothing great

Visited Stiletto at at 8:30pm on Friday night. There is a promotion on Fridays - $5 cover and $5 drinks. Upon entry you are sent/escorted to the “bar” (no alcohol is served) to purchase your drink…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Nothing great

Visited Stiletto at at 8:30pm on Friday night. There is a promotion on Fridays - $5 cover and $5 drinks. Upon entry you are sent/escorted to the “bar” (no alcohol is served) to purchase your drink…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

decent partially nude club

I arrived around 11 PM and had some difficulty finding parking near the club. I wasn't sure how safe is it to park further down the street. Thankfully, someone left and I took his spot.…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sampling the talent

Large open space with a long rectangular bar extending away from you as you enter. Two stages with poles behind the bar, and a set of chairs and couches on the right side. Dancers seem…

Obsession

Heroica Nogales, Sonora

Obsessions could become an obsession, if it was cheaper

I go to Nogales every six months or so for a taste of the women south of the border. Obsessions is a regular on these trips. I've found it open every time I've stopped by in…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Solid MILF Dance Factory

Noon arrival had doorman tell me only 3 dancers, so ate lunch and came back around 1 and two more had arrived. Some names had favorable reviews so I went for it, as I…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

Fall from grace

This is my 1st time here in awhile .. pretty much since they reopened this club .. Man this place fell theee fuck off .. I remember coming in on a friday or Saturday and…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Saturday night

Since I was able to use my ticket stub for free admission I made a visit last Saturday night. I arrived around 8pm and left at 11:30. Was pretty dead until a little before 11pm…

Solid Gold

London, Ontario

Sunday at Solids

Solids is now open on Sunday's from 8pm to 230 am. I dropped by on a Sunday around 1030 pm. There was around a dozen customers occupying four to five tables and about…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Henry's provides a reliable experience

Every year since 2011 I have visited the Detroit area for a combination of business and pleasure and I keep hitting the same few clubs on almost every visit: the Criket, Bogart's, and Henry the…

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Theater Review

Way back in 1926 that prototypical dirty blonde Mae West wrote and starred in a play simply called “Sex”. It played for nearly a year in New York but was eventually raided and shut down by the police.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Dancer Variety

Is BSC the best place in Phoenix area to see African American dancers?

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Ok

Got there around 5:00 paid $10.00 cover and went to bar. Paid $4 for a beer. Even though not a lot of customers they had no break songs and 2 girls on stage at all…

Blue Diamond

Louisville, Kentucky

Blue Diamond - screw that

Blue Diamond used to be the club I visited the most often. Pretty much always had a hand full of really good looking girls, and of course like any club, it had its share…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Needs a kick start

This is part of a review of the 4 Huntsville clubs on Aug 21, all are on their individual page Arived at around 3:00, no cover as previously commented, got a $4 beer from a hot,…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

My very first visit to the infamous Clancy’s!

My first ever visit to Clancy’s! I was looking for a new spot close to home and this was certainly a surprise, but in a good way! I walk in to this tiny, non-descript place…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flight Club at Night

I have been a customer of the Flight Club for 10 or 11 years. I usually make daytime visits, but I was tiring of always seeing the same girls. So I decided to…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Always pretty

This is part of a review of the 4 Huntsville clubs on Aug 21, all are on their individual page Arrived around 1:30, no door fee and only 3 girls working. Of the 3,1 was the…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Could do better

This is part of a review of the 4 Huntsville clubs on Aug 21, all are on their individual page. It is also focused on the new ownership Arrived at around 4:00 after an hour at…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Needs improvement

Arrived around 6:00, paid the $5 cover to the owners wife, I believe. Got a Corona from the prettiest girl in the place, the bartender, and sat at the bar. Of the 4 girls that…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Decent (partially) nude club.

I arrived around 11 PM and had some difficulty finding parking near the club. I wasn't sure how safe is it to park further down the street. Thankfully, someone left and I took his spot.…

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Strip Club Monopoly

There is a new game on the market called "Monopoly Socialism" See https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/23/us/monopoly-socialism-board-game-trnd/index.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+rss%2Fcnn_latest+%28RSS%3A+CNN+-+Most+Recent%29&utm_content=Yahoo+Search+Results Could there be one for strip clubs? Follies has already named their two sages Park Place and Boardwalk. What offenses would send you to jail? Of course you…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Its Nice But Not My First Choice

I've been to the Venue a few times. The club itself is pretty decent. There's the main stage in the center with two side stages. A really long bar with plenty of seats. I've been…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Decent time

Had some time to kill on a Tuesday a few weeks back while visiting Minneapolis. One of my coworkers recommended DG so I thought why not. Parked around 10pm in a lot nearby and walked over.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Trending backwards is a good thing here

I stopped in on a random Tuesday. The panty machine was gone as were the electronic candles and it felt darker than usual or maybe my eyes needed adjusting. It’s a dark club desk (with…

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A Variable Speed Turd Processor

If you’ve ever had a water-saving toilet you know what a debacle they can be. Water-saving toilets might be acceptable in the homes of those malnourished, gluten-avoiding, vegans of indeterminate gender who litter the west coast, but they are woefully…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

It Only Takes One...

Stopped by BA about 1 PM last Saturday. Parking lot surprisingly full; had to park in a spot perpendicular to Virginia Ave. No cover, but did get a license scan and perfunctory pat down. Probably…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Warm up for the real ladies

I always like to use Adelita's as a warm up for Hong Kong. There are always a ton of girls there. I'd say the main difference between this and HK is that most…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

To live and die in COI

Club is in City of industry not far from the other clubs in this area. You should be good on parking. Synn anchors a strip mall. Guy in the front pats you down. Cover is…

Eden Lounge (was H2O Nightclub)

Morgantown, West Virginia

Updating

Overview: Improvements are being made for the better. So I started the night at Dangerous Curves in Wheeling, came down to Morgantown to eat dinner with some family, then decided to hit up H2O for a…

Godfather's 3

Wheeling, West Virginia

Went on a recommendation.

Overview: Would go back for a longer visit. Had just gotten into Wheeling from a work trip and my one coworker convinced me to go out and try DC. He mentioned the dancers were starting to…

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Get your crabs now!

Attention crab lovers! It is crabfest is going on now at Red Lobster! ^ This is what I heard today. Does that mean they got ITC at Red Lobster?

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First time setting up OTC. Need advice...

Aye everyone, new to the whole SC scene & recently found out about OTC. I don't usually go to the club that often but the last month I've been going to the same club and to the same dancer. Unfortunately,…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Nice little hole in the wall

I stopped in Friday evening to see how the action was. O.G.D. is really not a bad place to hang out. $5 table dances and $20 VIP. The ladies change a lot but for the…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Quiet Sunday night

It was pretty quiet when I stopped by on Sunday night. There were 5 dancers working, 3 that I knew and 2 that I’d never seen before. I was hoping to catch Robin and was…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Old place, decent dance

Stopped by on a Friday around 5. Looking for the after work, pre weekend crowd here, but there was none. A few locals at the bar, but the number of dancers was always around the…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Waste of time, just go to LA

Came on a Friday night on the way back to Phoenix. So i thought I’d just check it out. It’s in a nice area. By a Tacos Mexico that’s open late as hell. In a…

House of Eden

Fullerton, California

Roadhouse Club with Dancers of All Types

House of Eden is a strip club with a roadhouse vibe that’s set in the heart of Fullerton’s industrial zone. It’s a club that invites you to come as you are, and extends that…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Some of the dancers here look like New York Jets

Clubs on hawthrone blvd. I don’t think it’s a bad area at all. Commercial and residential. Has a parking lot watched by a guy. Cover is $11 military is free. Layout is one main stage…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

need to pay to enjoy

This is my first visit to the flight club,it was about 9 pm, the club is easily recognized from outside, the logo of clear on the building, good paid parking lot ( I don't recommend…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

Plan Z

For me atleast, not really my kind of joint. Very luxurious kind of feel in here. Country clubbie and the customers mirrored that. Came in on a Friday night around 830. Not too many patrons…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Nice place, could use some talent to match.

I was in the area for work and decided to make a stop in Providence,RI as we heard the area had a good reputation for SC. Since my buddy had already visited Club Desire in…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

The Landing Strip is a Classic

My travels to Detroit and its finer places of entertainment have probably been equally divided between the LS, 747/FC, and the PC. The later was always a go to place that last 10…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Back in Hallandale Heaven...

Made another quarterly trip to SoFL so I had to check out Cheetah once again! The traffic off the I-95 was ridiculous though, I almost bailed but thankfully I hung in there! Hopefully one day,…

Spearmint Rhino

Oxnard, California

Monday can still be a fun day...

This is my closest usual haunt every couple months. Came by on a Monday a few weeks ago because it seems that the night some of the girls I like work and it's usually slow.…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Friday Afternoon Recon Visit

I came to the club around 2pm in the afternoon. I haven't been to the club in several years and heard about that there was good talent out there so I decided to check it…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Boring start, good finish.

I stopped in shortly before 5pm. on Friday 8/23. The outside of the building is getting a makeover but the business is open during the work. As usual the was free food on Friday, today…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Wrong way to go

I was planning on going to Pandora's, but I was literally on the wrong side of the tracks at Auburn Station so I missed the northbound train. I should have taken this as a sign,…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

If you go to strip clubs for the bouncer, then this is the place for you

This place is like 2 blocks from Caesars. Not on the boardwalk, but behind the casino. They offer a free shuttle which is why I chose this place. They meet you outside the casino. It’s…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Classic Hole experience

I haven’t been out in a while, so I decided to pay the Hole a visit as i don’t live too far from Jenkintown. The Hole used to be a go-to, rarely disappoint spot years…

Sugar Daddys

Sauk Rapids, Minnesota

Nice clean club

Driving past last Saturday. figured I had a few bucks and some time to kill. 10 buck cover gets you 2 non-alcoholic drinks. Girls get totally nude. some 7/8's, 1 older bolt -on and a…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

Same old song and dance...

Stopped in on a Tuesday night around 10:00. The cover was $15 and a mandatory beverage was another $5. Hadn't been in a few months...nothing has changed. The music is WAY TOO LOUD, and the…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

2 Indian girls

I’ve reviewed this bar before so description will probably be the same: - $10 entrance fee - $7 to get bracelet for unlimited non alcoholic - plenty of parking - $20 lap dances (top off) for 5…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Fun but Expensive

Been here a few times and decided to stop in on a late Thursday night. To my surprise it was pretty crowded. Seating, especially at the bar, is pretty tight. Thankfully I was able to…

Big Earl's Goldmine

Des Moines, Iowa

Should be known as Big Earl's Foolsgold Mine

I dropped by in afternoon as none of the other clubs were open. This place does not have a liquor license and I did not stop by to get BYOB refreshments so I had…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

ATL is

Went to Follies on a Friday afternoon around 2 PM. The valet was already out, and I paid 10 dollars to park. The parking attendants are cool, and always do a good job…

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Ever decline to tip a dancer? Was I wrong?

Been busy with going out, clubbing, etc. Went to a new club last week. It was dead. Dancer approached me to show me the vip rooms and tell me the prices. I didn’t initiate this exchange at all. After about…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Downtown Cabaret Review

Hi - this is my first attempt at a review, so be kind. I’ve lived in the Minneapolis area for about 30 years and have visited many of the SC’s in the area off…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

hot girls.

When one of your friends insists on hitting up a strip club you either go or you don't... I went sigh lol We went late afternoon on a Saturday... cool bartenders had a great conversation that…

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How do you gracefully turn down a bar girl when she approaches but you are not i

During my first visit to Hong Kong and Las Chavelas I was approached several times by bar girls who were nice enough but simply just not what I was looking for. I found they do not necessarily take…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Daytime not as good as the night time

I have reviewed the place before but it was a nighttime visit. The daytime was much different. There's still no cover charge in the daytime or the night time to get inside. Once inside there…

Source Du Sexe

Dollard-des-Ormeaux, Quebec

Great Service and Place but Very Unimpressive Dancers

Unfortunately, I had a very disappointing experience during my most recent visit. I will rate each section separately. Food and Drink Drinks were average-priced (not too cheap nor expensive). Didn't try the food. Dancers Unfortunately, the dancers were…

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Targeted individual

I expect you to let me down and show no concern or remorse for how I am feeling or the events and situations that has been happening to merge past year. If you don't want to truly help me, or…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Club Desire makes you desire for more

My first of two visits to Desire. Parking lot was full and luckily I got a spot. Walked in a narrow room paid the entry fee since it was after 8:00pm. Turn right into the…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Better than I expected

I only had a short window of time and Bandaids was the closest to me. I walked in and wasn't asked for ID or entrance fee. I soon found a seat. It wasn't very busy…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Decent, but pricy

If you haven't been here before it's a small place in front if a motel. You go inside and there is a large rectangular bar with a stage in the middle of the back…

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Indy race car races in East St Louis this weekend.

Dancers. Come on down!

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My cock might not be 12 inches, But ......

It smells like a foot! Never wash the Willy! Takes away the girth.

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

First Time in Phoenix and Pleasantly Surprised

Flew in for a long weekend with the dudes and decided to try out a club or two or three while trying not to melt in the 110 F, 43 C, eeather. Did some gambling…

Body Shop Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

It’s a club. That’s about it.

This is a hole in the wall. It seems clean enough at first glance but it’s run down. It could use some fresh decor. The bathroom is even broken down. There was no cover charge.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Cool TUSCL meet up

HK is awesome!! We had a small group headed to HK. We arranged a meet up. I was the last to arrive after work Monday. I was getting msg from Alejandro and Cristobal. It was…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Chill afternoon at Follies

Went to cheetah last Friday. Cover was $5 at 1pm and there were about ten customers, most oh whom were eating lunch. Only the three dancers on the stage were visible. As yet he three…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

2 visits

I'll be reviewing two recent visits. One happened in the afternoon and the other around 11pm. The place itself is a large rectangle. The long rectangular bar is directly ahead from the entrance and the…

Sinners Swing Gentlemen's Club

Carbondale, Pennsylvania

First Time at Strip Club. Pleasantly Impressed.

I’m going to be upfront and say that this was the first time that I went to a strip club. I never really got the appeal of strip clubs, and going to the Sinner’s Swing…

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Dallas strip club gives away free Popeyes

https://dallas.eater.com/2019/8/23/20829282/popeyes-chicken-sandwich-aces-of-dallas-strip-club-free-giveaway Where's Juice when ya need him?

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Meh time at the Boat

In town for business and stopped by the boat. Bouncer checked for weapons and gave my $5 cover fee to the gal at the counter. Stepped into the club and sat at a…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Quiet night

On my recent rounds to the famed COI and was a bit tired of the scenery and vibe at Synn so decided to try out the Rhino since it's nearly across the street. The…

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Kitty West, best remembered as Bourbon Street stripper 'Evangeline the Oyster Gi

The story of an old time stripper, who retired in 1964! I found this statement to be very interesting in light of current laws against underage dancers: "When she was 16, she headed to New Orleans and went…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Afternoon Visit to Scores of Palm Beach

I stopped by Scores of Palm Beach Wednesday afternoon for about an hour. The layout of the club is essentially the same as described in earlier reviews. The management reportedly has upgraded the…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Club 16

An old time hangout of mine, I've been going again every few months since last year. Low key exterior you would miss it if you didn't know it was there. Right on Main St. so…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Wish I lived in Sacramento.

Gold Club Centerfolds is the best club in the area and it has never failed in all my visits. There are always ton of beauties and to satisfaction of everyone. I always try to go…

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Any Bi sexuals on here?

Only they would be qualified to answer this question. Is it easier on the muscles to suck cock or eat pussy? Women are not as easy to get off as men and many times my tongue gets worn out trying to…

The Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, Tennessee

I’d Pay To Leave

First of all, this club is hideous. I don’t know who’s idea it was to paint this place, but it doesn’t have a strip club vibe. It’s more like a Jaycees haunted house. The club…

Body Shop

West Hollywood, California

No Body’s in the Body shop!

Nobody. I walked in no cover because there was nobody to pay it. Came around 830 after a fuck ton of traffic. It’s on the sunset strip a very busy area. They have a small…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Disappointing visit on Tues night

This was my 3rd visit to DDs and it was a bit of a disappointment. Still lots of latina women working but most were 6/7s..almost all on the skinny side. DDs always had several…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

May Be My Last Time, At Least For Now

Let me start this off by saying I’ve been to Playhouse Lounge several times before. I was very surprised to notice a big difference from other times that I’ve been and I’ll explain that soon.…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Pricey, Low Mileage Club

Was in town for business and visited the Poodle after work on Friday. I noticed that the club has been renovated with better lighting and seatings. The old secondary stage has been converted to a…

Tijuana

Tuscl Meetup -Friday Night 8/23

Hey guys! I will be staying in HK Friday night for a last minute “work trip”. Anyone gonna be hanging out and will want to meet up? Let me know! I’ll be getting to HK by 7:30PM

FKK Oase

Friedrichsdorf, Germany

Second time at Oase

Oh boy I have so much to write but I tried to keep it short and to the point because I wanted to submit this before I go to Bare Elegance this weekend! Thursday Oase I checked…

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Who'd You Rather: Candice Michelle vs. Rebecca Romijn

This one's got the potential to be epic. You guys seem to really enjoy the Celebrity Bracket showdowns, and this one's a good showdown. --- Celebrity Bracket: Candice MICHELLE vs. Rebecca ROMIJN --- Candice MICHELLE 40C-25-37 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1959 CLIP: (softcore) https://www.celebsnudeworld.com/10325/candice-michelle-hotel-erotica-2004/ --- Sensing an opportunity to capitalize on…

Players Club

Los Angeles, California

Under New Management?

Is Deja Vu Main under new management? I've seen their IG post and this place doesn't seem like the Deja Vu of last year as it looks like a club like STARZ in Gardena just a bit more upscale? They…

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Jamie Foxx's new honey

Hell yes! Jamie Foxx newly single from Katie Holmes linked to 21 y/o Sela Vave. https://images.app.goo.gl/qgijg9iCcuq2t2KR6 This is the type I would expect a rich famous dude to have. She's fine.

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Political correctness in the strip club

While getting a dance, I refer to a club that the dancer used to work at as a “black club.” She says that I shouldn’t use that term. So I say what do I call it. She…

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Anaheim or Uber to COI

Long time VIP here and lurker. Appreciate all the insight and reviews over the years. I’m in Anaheim. Some experience in clubs but never this part of the country. I guess I’m leaning towards Sahara for convenience. Or is it…

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A Slug Among Butterflies

I had a very odd dream. I was standing at a large window on a very high floor of an enormous building. I don’t know what floor I was on but it was very high - maybe 150 or more…

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Stripclubs, porn, masturbation

There is no doubt that I am addicted to SC's. I'm a many year practitioner of ldk. But I'm also a major porn and masturbation addict. I love gooning for hours. Anybody else that have all 3 addictions?

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After dropping nearly half a paycheck

Her-“Oh you wanna fuck me?” Me-“Oh yeah fuck yeah” Her-“why don’t you stick that huge dick in me” *penetrates and cums instantly* Her-“ Holy fuck I feel that shit, did you cum Already?” Don’t get me wrong it was the greatest 2 seconds of my…

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7-Up Factory

From glossary: 7-Up Factory Any sizeable club where ALL dancers are 7ish and Up I've seen this term for years. But recent visit to Cheetah's in San Diego was just that. 60+ dancers - all a delight to the eye. Every where I…

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NICESPICE Motivations

purely business development?

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Got robbed OTC ( SA)

well, it was bound to happen. I've been pressing my luck across the nation. I travel for work, and have enjoyed SA all over. Large cities, college towns and in between. There are hoes everywhere. I've had a…

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Who are the most fun dancers to see a Bogarts and silver cricket.

Who are the best dancers to see in VIP now days, at Bogarts or silver cricket. Day or night shift. Thanks.....

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BLOWJOB MACHINES

Anyone ever use one? I'm considering the autoblow 2+xt

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The truth about Amelia Earhart can finally be told!

True story: my great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy fucked Amelia Earhart! Don’t believe me? Read the National Geographic: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/2019/08/colossal-crabs-hold-clue-amelia-earhart-fate/ What your geography magazine doesn’t tell you is that she landed on the island of the rick-crabs. My great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy did was tell her he’d help her if…

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Larry King getting a divorce. How young will his next wife be?

Larry King just filed for his 8th divorce. How old will his next wife be? My guess - upper 30's https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/21/entertainment/larry-shawn-king-divorce/index.html

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Austin, TX recommendations?

Heading there for the first time next week. Land at 10p on Tuesday night so I may not have option to go out after getting to my hotel and checking in, but Wednesday night should be open. Probably can’t get…

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'House of prostitution': Columbia restaurant is actually a strip club, sheriff s

"He said undercover officers went into the place and took pictures that showed completely nude women dancing on a stage. There were also private rooms where customers would pay $300 to go behind the curtain. In there, Lott said, women…

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Naming Names

So a member sent me a PM asking for the names of some dancers I mentioned in recent review. I replied with "Sorry I don't do names." I got a couple of follow up PMs kind of calling…

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Strippers that encourage Touching during Lap dances

How common is it for Strippers to encourage you to touch them during lap dances? Most times when you're getting lap dances, if you're touching the strippers body, you're the one who took the initiative not the Stripper... But sometimes Strippers…

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Who'd You Rather: Heather Kozar vs. Susana Reche

We follow the Anderson/Richards showdown with two lesser-known names, including one I'm guessing very few of you know. However, I think you'll like what you'll see. --- Model Bracket: Heather KOZAR vs. Susana RECHE --- Heather KOZAR 36DD-24-35 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1916 CLIP: (Playboy nude) https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55b3d2cd6597d --- Kozar was a…

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If TUSCL Was Like NASCAR...

If TUSCL users got a brand or company to sponsor their strip clubbing, what would the sponsor be for each TUSCL member? Since there are usually 43 cars in a race, here are 43 members and what I'd guess would…

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Hawaii Mongering ?

I have never been to Hawaii. I have not really kept up w/ the Hawaii SC reviews for the last couple of years but from a couple of years ago they seemed like they were not-worth-it tourist-traps which is not surprising…

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Had to disengage from Facebook

Oh man an endless stream of friend suggestions from young smoking babydolls that seem to be screaming for sugar baby offers. These honeys posting dozens of sexy pics with an employment status of self employed. Holy shit. Too close to…

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Reviews... TJ versus US

American dude reviewing an American club: "Boobies gud. Dances cost muney. Booze." American dude reviewing an Tijuana club: "In volume 1 of this 20 volume compendium, I shall provide a detailed accounting of the air quality, pollen counts, cloud cover, and other environmental…

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Porn site leaks over a million users' private info

I know this may be like closing the barn door after the horse has run off, but be careful out there on the Internet guys. https://mashable.com/article/porn-site-leaks-users-data/

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Going Under the Knife

n a few days I will go under the knife for what is referred to as a “minor medical procedure.” Some comedian, I can’t remember who, said a medical procedure is only minor when it is performed on somebody else.…

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Exibitionists

We had a couple of clubs in the Detroit area that had an open room for the VIP area. Guys would all be sitting next to each other all getting hummers. It was great, but then they made little…

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Who is the most helpful poster on Tuscl

Who do you feel has themost informative comments with the most helpful info?

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Considering a HK trip next week

Have a work trip to Southern LA and work meetings should end around noon on Tuesday. Have additional meetings on Wednesday back in LA in the late afternoon and really nothing to do in between. Been reading all…

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Man falls to his death at Atlanta hotel after flashing housekeeper, police say

Are any Atlanta TUSLCers MIA? https://www.foxnews.com/us/atlanta-hotel-man-falls-to-death-flashing-housekeeper

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Dancers these days feel like they have scam you.

I say that after reading a review here about how a strip club I used to visot in Austin Texas. The reviewer mentioned how all the girls were setting there own prices, above and beyond the regular $20/dance. For the dancers…

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I don't trust you because you are "too" nice to me! (being a hooters waitress)

I found this in Reddit actually under an apt post we can all find humorous https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2uwjev/women_that_have_worked_at_hooters_or_a_similar/ "I worked as a hostess at a strip club. I was fully clothed, but guys would regularly ask for lap dances, or tell me what they…

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$500 return flights to Zurich.

I heard that Swiss Air have return flights from NY to Zurich as low as $500 if anyone is interested.

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Sometimes The Stars Align

Recently, I had a little time before my flight home and decided to use that time wisely by stopping by a strip club that I hadn’t been to in a while. This club does not have a reputation as…

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Club Listing Glitch

I’m noticing there are multiple reviews being submitted that seem otherwise fine but for whatever technical reason are being listed as a review for E11EVEN in Miami when they are clearly meant for other parts of country. Some even say…

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Stripperweb is full of hypocritical feminazis

For shits and giggles I created a profile and politely asked how much I should tip in a club for LDK where the dances are $20 each and the gals are notorious for grinding you out. I wasn’t rude…

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No Ukuleles!

A few weeks ago while we were In far West Texas, we ate dinner at Jett’s Grill in Marfa’s Hotel Paisano. They serve up fantastic food and great margaritas. If you’re within 70 miles of Marfa and hankering for…

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Dancer Transplant

All of us have a preferred type of dancer we like. Blonde spinners, Spanish speaking Cubans, Russia's finest, brick house black chicks, etc. If you could import your favorite type of dancers to your local club scene what kind would…

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@Muddy

Seems you've been hitting quite a few different clubs in different areas of the country lately. Are you doing a summer SC road-trip - if so: a) when and where did your road-trip start? b) where and when will your road-trip end? c) which…

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Wild confrontation over topless sunbathing leads to arrest

I kinda like this woman's thinking, but the location was a bad idea for it. When another woman complained about her being topless instead of putting her bikini top back on she took her bottoms off instead. Had there not…

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Hey guys follow me on Twitter @linzeedet

:) :) :)

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Hey guys follow me on Twitter @linzeedet

:) :) :)

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Jeffrey Epstein was sent three 12-year-old French girls as ‘birthday gift’

Yuck! This story gets worse and worse. https://nypost.com/2019/08/19/jeffrey-epstein-was-sent-three-12-year-old-french-girls-as-birthday-gift/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypevening&utm_content=20190819&tpcc=evening_update&mpweb=755-8187153-711691148

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OT: Florida Stand Your Ground Trial

Trial starts today. Do you think this dude should be convicted of manslaughter? https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/08/19/florida-stand-your-ground-trial-michael-drejka-begins/2049110001/ I feel the dude should do some short time, maybe two years, but would balk at finding him guilty of manslaughter if I was on the jury.

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Widest age gap - OTC

It doesn’t matter much ITC but when you’re out in the real world with a stripper in tow, you start to think about it more. We just keep getting older and the gap will only continue to widen. I have…

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Where to meet other local SC goers?

I only started checking out the local strip clubs here in Jacksonville recently and had a good time so far, but sometimes it feels awkward and I wish i was with another dude to chat with between VIP dances. None…

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Pedophilia

Last week there was a very thought provoking discussion regarding the “prisons” in which we may find ourselves. One example was regarding child molesters and what a frustrating life one must suffer if only sexually attracted to children. It started me…

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OT: The CEOs of nearly 200 companies just said shareholder value is no longer th

Shareholder value is no longer the main focus of some of America’s top business leaders. The Business Roundtable, a group of chief executive officers from major U.S. corporations, issued a statement Monday with a new definition of the “purpose of a…

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Donald Trump ecstasy pills.

Story and photo: https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-ecstasy-pills-donald-trump-head-president-20190818-tnj7irunurft3cx5z7dsny42my-story.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Yet another shooting in parking lot

As reported by local media8 8/17/2019 sounds like a bystander in the parking lot got in the way of a gunfight and died. 2nd time in a few months a murder at the club.

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Rehab or jail

If your favorite girl is not here then she is at either at rehab place. Jail, or fucking OTC, what do think they are on vacation? Dummies

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Racial Pride: The Dumbest Idea of All

It doesn’t matter whether we are talking about Black, Latino, Aryan or Polish Pride, any kind of racial pride is a terrible, corrosive idea. Racial pride is idiotic and a gateway to racism. None of us picked our race. Each…

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Do we have a term for a dancer that hangs out in the dressing room all night?

Do we have to make one up? This is a thing. You may not say it’s a thing but this is very much a thing. I’m at Larry Flints in SF this weekend. Super hot girl. Busty, beautiful. Does the…

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Reject or Publish, that IS the question.

Since a few here were offended by my rejection of reviews that DO NOT MEET the TUSCL guidelines, I decided to change my reject/accept criteria. If a "review" is at LEAST 8 lines of text, I'll let it slide to…

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Who'd You Rather: Pamela Anderson vs. Denise Richards

And now, an epic showdown for which I think any of the three possible results may be equally possible. Before we get this one started, another quick primer on things I think you need to be reminded of before voting,…

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Centurion Visit Clubs ?

How many,and which of the clubs you've visited could you be considered a club centurion ? By that I mean you have 100 or more visits to particular club. To be clear, I count 2 visits in 1 day as…

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Drinking While Driving

Anybody on here ever drink alcohol while driving? Apparently six states have no laws making it illegal to operate a vehicle with an open container: West Virginia, Connecticut, Delaware, Missouri, Arkansas, and Mississippi. I think you just can't be over…

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Shooting in Phoenix

My friend Higgs just sent me info on the shooting at Jaguars club at 3 AM, Saturday night/Sunday morning .The victim, a man, was thrown out of the club for fighting, so he goes to his car and gets his…

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Do you ever "coach" a dancer during a dance?

Reading some recent reviews and seeing comments like "she moved a little to fast", or "she didn't grind enough" etc., got me thinking about why the PL didn't say something. When I am getting a dance, I have no…

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First Date ideas to secure OTC and transition to SB Arrangement. (Asking for a f

My friend from the Relationship Agreement with a Old Favorite that ended up in an avoided catastrophe is looking to get a new Favorite to do OTC and hopefully to have a SB arrangement. He got her phone number and they…

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Wha-BAYYUMMMM!!!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1P3hOsH5ai/ stealing one of balla's moves... vid made me laugh but she does an excellent stageshow and is a hottie in person.