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Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Mellow Sunday Night @ Sahara Anaheim

My buddy visited from out of state, and he was in the mood to visit a club. Where he lives, the mileage is way lower than in Southern California. We got to the club around 930…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Hopeful Visit

I stopped in on a weekday late afternoon around 7 PM. There was no valet, so free to park, and no cover charge. The parking lot had several cars parked so I figured…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Same old same old

Stopped in shortly after they opened on a Tuesday. No cover and parking lot was pretty empty so parked up front by the door. Walked in and sat at the bar and LT the bartender…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Friday afternoon spent well

::Resubmitting with additional detail:: This is a review of a trip I made to CD in August. I arrived at noon to a few cars in the parking lot. As I was arriving a string of…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

2 good girls,

Arrived around 9, $10 cover, not busy but not dead, 8 girls and it didn’t get better. Sat at a stage table and got a $4 Corona from the hot waitress, only 18. Now to…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Not what it used to be.

I stopped in a couple of weeks ago, and my reaction is best summed up as - disappointed. First on the plus side: The parking lot is spacious and well lit. The club itself…

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Interesting Encounter—Possibly the future of the dancer directory and this site?

So yesterday during my last shift, one particular individual approached me on stage and called me a unicorn. Slightly surprised, I asked if he was there last Friday, and he said no. He recognized me from TUSCL and decided to…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Thursday Night

Arrived at about 11pm and the parking lot was half full. The parking lot was fairly well lit. I walked inside and got a drink, beer for about $4. There were about 8 guys and…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Dinner with a view, that’s about it

Visited Crystal City to watch some football, eat some food, and see some show. I had heard it was more restaurant than strip club and that is how I would describe it. The girls were varied,…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Days always days.

Took a hiatus for a few months. Went back on a Friday not my typical day. I know the girls quite well but I am no one's regular customer. it was a very enjoyable experience.…

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Dancer touching two guys at the same time

Every once in a blue moon I'll encounter a dancer who puts her hand or arm on me while she's doing the same to another guy on the other side of her. This happened again a couple of weeks…

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Molecular Beam Epitaxy, 3d Printing, and Nano Technology -> Elemental Creation T

Molecular Beam Epitaxy, 3d Printing, and Nano Technology have developed so that we now have Elemental Creation Technology. Most anything you would want can be produced in replicators and provided to you at very little cost. Robots deliver you 200…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Slow night

So I found myself in the area & decidid to stop in. At first I didn't see any dancers so I grabbed a chair at the bar & ordered a beer. There were…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Nothing new and the same old set of dancers.

Arrived about 630 with very few cars in the free parking lot. The $5 covered was waived and thanked by the doorman for my service. Returned the hand shake and said it was…

Scores Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

These girls are old and fat (also an update on the valet situation)

Wow, these guys really don't want to make money. There were a bunch of signs when I drove onto the lot that said valet parking only so I drove down the street and parked in one of the lots…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Some changes but still very good

Having formerly lived in Houston I knew a stop at The Men’s Club would be an enjoyable experience, and expectations were certainly met. The Men’s Club is located in the Galleria area, a very busy but…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Chicagoan visiting Dallas - Baby Dolls was an excellent choice

I came in from Chicago to visit my buddy who lives in the uptown area. It was his birthday weekend so we decided to go to Baby Dolls that Saturday night... best decision ever! They have…

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TUSCL Psych Exam

Just a quick test to make sure everything is on the up and up. Now remember there are no wrong answers however anybody failing the test will be banned immediately from TUSCL and subject to VIP therapy (using your money…

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Ever heard of Cacao? The new Red-Bull Vodka.

Who would have thought? Snortable caffeinated Cacao. I am on this forum as I am hoping you all can point me towards the best outlet to talk with dancers about repping our product. It's 100% legal, and…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Fuego not so hot anymore

Recently a friend of mine wanted to visit Fuego for the first time and I told him i Been Many times so we went on a friday night. Pulled up around 9 pm and parked…

FKK Forum

For anyone contemplating a trip to the FKKs of Germany

Here is some recently published airfare deals as low as $327 from the east coast airports. Frankfurt is offered for $340 all in. I would recommend Frankfurt as a starting place but any place will have some choices.…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

A decent option on the night I visited

After a washout visit at Shangri-La West, I popped into this club hoping to find a better scene. Fortunately I found it. First on the costs: I paid $5 to enter and my Jacks…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Monday night at the Ritz...

Went in on a Monday night just because my regular staple was closed. Cover was $10. There were quite a few girls working, and the lineup was better than I've seen in a while. I…

Cleo’s Gentlemen’s Club

Orlando, Florida

Not it's former glory

Cleos is not what it used to be in years gone by. It was never a high-mileage club, but could still be fun. Somehow they've found a way to remove the fun from the equation. Club…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Nice afternoon

Stopped in after a round of golf for a beer and something nice to look at. Ended up being a good idea. I have reviewed this club before so I will skip repeating the layout. Showed…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Friday Dayshift

I made another stop here a few weeks ago. As I've said before, I've experienced extras, but they are probably more expensive than they should be. I got there at about 2PM on…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Return visit to DD

I’ve written previously about the decline of diamond dolls offerings in the fun department. The removal of the curtains at the vip booths changed the whole dynamic of the club. I’m happy to report they’ve…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Apocalypse Now

Quick visit early Sunday afternoon to see if the rumors were true. No cover, no pat down, no ID check. Not many dancers working (less than 10), even fewer working the floor. Less than 10…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Decided to try and dig for gold

I now have the dubious distinction of having gone to ALL of the clubs in the Sacramento area which is not really a great feat. I’m going to share a portion of this review with…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Different type of time

I came in a week or two ago with a buddy when there was some sort of stage competition going on. From what I understand none of the girls that worked there were performing and…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

Sometimes you just can’t lapdance!

It’s been awhile since I checked out this club to see what change. The massage table was replaced by a not so private lapdancer area with uncomfortable benches and no privacy. There were 7 girls…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Buenas Nalgas

Oh man, where have you been all my life?! Walking in I couldn’t believe how many culos I was looking at. Ass checks and things everywhere. A mesero helped me to a table and got…

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I was addicted to strippers and they left me in huge debt- Pastor Burale

An African pastor testifies about strippers: "Strip girls are taught how to milk you dry. When they see you have money, they will milk all of it." Truth.

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Cool mom: Wendy Williams Says She Brought Her Son to a Strip Club and Taught Him

Photos and story: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/wendy-williams-says-she-brought-221644372.html

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Muchas Ta Tas at Chicas

I was passing through Big D again so I stopped in mid-afternoon for a beer and sightseeing. Grabbed a beer for 5$. Fended off the usual wanna dance girls, even one that I have…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Over The Hump, or All Downhill From Here?

No cover because I visited during the day. They also did not scan my ID. Sat down at a chair against the wall and ordered a soda. Two-for-one and they spend about as much time…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

La Cubana

Aye Carumba! Took the free shuttle to the palomino with some friends. For a group in front of us in line they wanted to charge $30 for entry and he lost his shit and they…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Memorable Experience with Ana from Adelitas

I’ve been to TJ for over 20 years now and it continues to be great fun although a little different every time. For a guy who lives in the midwest, it is not the most…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

One Sweetie Made this Visit Great

Entered a bit before 7:00 on a Tuesday. I had gone there on a Monday, but they are closed Monday. Free parking. No ID check. No pat down. Cover was $12 as I recall. The room…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

ROB

1st time caller long time listener. Well I have been here a half dozen times and always just had a great time and awesome value. Today I am leaving this not for the normal every…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Pregnant

Just out of curiosity are there ever women that are pregnant or have recently been pregnant at the club?

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Great Afternoon Visit at the Bare!! Nice easy BJ but YMWV...

Was feeling the itch on a Friday. Rolled in to the BE and took a seat. As usual fended off several nude hotties that weren't my type. Finally spotted my prey. Slim but curvy, 1/2…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Last Friday, I think

I've had a love/hate relationship with this club over the years. It used to be a ton of fun as Cheater's and shortly before being shut down it got kind of gross! Well, it is…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Quick trip will be back

So I get back from Mexico around noon and wanted myself some kinna entertainment before i head back home. I am a regular at Bogarts but i wanted to try something different this time. I…

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Do you remember your 1st Lap Dance?

It's easy for me, since it was less than 3 years ago. (And I wrote it down a bit later.) I’d visited a club a few days before, after not being to one in years, witnessed, then got a couple…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Good times after I dodged a tornado

So, as you may have seen on the news, the strip club area of Dallas got hit by a tornado. Luckily, i showed up about 10 minutes after it went through. I was…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Decided to give CCR another try...

It's been a while since I stopped by at CCR. If you've read some of my other reviews from the DMV area, I typically avoid clubs that don't allow touch/contact because - well -…

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Who'd You Rather: Veronica Avluv vs. Kira Kener

Gotta be honest: This might be the least-anticipated matchup of the second round. This is the matchup that has the most combined 'Neither' votes from the first round coming together. However, because we've removed the 'Neither' option for the second…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Saturday night, recommend trying it.

XTC has been my favorite Austin spot for a couple of years now. Went on Saturday night, arrival about 10 pm. $5 parking, though free options are available. $25 cover. Patdown on entry. BYOB, nude.…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

GO HERE!

This was not my first time going, but every time feels like the first. As soon as you walk in to the place, you smell the fresh aroma of whatever cleaning substances they use. By…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Solid visit to one of my go to spots

Lake city Vu along with Ricks down the street are my go to clubs in the Seattle area. They're not as fancy as something you'll find in Vegas but you wont have to question weather…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Hot Girls, No Home-runs, Maybe Next Time!!!

Time for my monthly visit to Follies. I live close to Huntsville Al or Chattanooga Tn, but for the 2.5 hour drive, you just can't beat (literally) Follies. So i make the 2.5…

A message I could tell any customer in a club

I care about the interactions. I care about you as a human being. Yes of course, this is a job and at the end of the day, I would not be there unless it was for the money. I'm not a huge fan of strangers seeing me naked and getting groped all night. Or disrespected. But aside from all that, when I sit down and talk to you, I care about what you're saying. I care about the happy things and sad things you've gone through and I like building a personal and human connection. I always tell customers to treat the dancers with respect. Treat others as you would like to be treated.…

For Your Eyes Only

Toronto, Ontario

Hot time

Got there around 10pm and took a table to the right. I got dances from three girls, a white girl named Tiffany, a Latina named Elizabeth and a black girl named Jada. Tiffany gave a…

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Daytona Beach recommendations

Might be in Daytona soon, probably weekday day shift. What club is my best bet? I skimmed the reviews, not many very current, and what reviews I can find, it seems pretty uninspired in Daytona at the moment. Any club worth my…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Wednesday stop

So after somewhat of a hiatus I decided to go to Lusty’s again on a Wednesday. The bar and the building had been described as nauseam so I won’t go into it. Being a Wednesday…

Gossip

Melville, New York

getting better all the time

I'm liking this place better all the time. The quality of the girls is going up in terms of looks. I didn't have much time to check them all out though, my HOT…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Nice eye candy at Masters

Was in town for work and decided to swing by at around 11pm. Cover was $10. Walked in and probably 15-20 girls working and it wasn’t super crowded so had a pretty good ratio. Typically…

Cheetah Wilmington

Wilmington, North Carolina

No bang for the buck

Stopped by Cheetah’s while in town for work. They write down all your info into their system which I don’t like. Paid the cover and went in It was pretty dead so I went to…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Busy Night

I will give an update since there hasn't been a review for awhile. I stopped in after midnight on a Saturday night. I don't visit often, but it was busier than normal.…

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Halloween

A rare non-bracket post from me. I love ladies in costume. Not cosplay, as I know nothing about comics, anime, etc. But the standard flirty costumes of most red-blooded American male fantasies: Cheerleader, schoolgirl, french maid, etc. So Halloween, being…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Let’s try this again

Stopped by this neighborhood pub located in a residential neighborhood and convenient to highways. There is no parking lot but street parking is pretty easy to find. My last visit was shortly after opening so…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Hi Beams on. Satisfaction received.

Showed up at around 5 on Thursday. Parked across the street - it's a long avenue and there's a ton of apace for parking in one direction (north i think). It's the end of a…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Great Time in VIP

So I decided to visit on this night because it was the only evening open for me in about a month. I knew my fav A___ was not working but decided to see who was.…

Shangri La West

Fort Wayne, Indiana

No talent

I hate writing a review of a short visit, but in this case I felt compelled to report on the state of affairs. They had two girls, both hefty. One was a complete train wreck.…

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Dogs: 4 Cats: 2 Guinea pigs: 9 plus 1 deceased Rabbits: 12 Hamsters: 4 Sugar gli

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/3-children-245-animals-removed-from-deplorable-florida-home?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Emily?

Has anyone seen a day shifter recently named Emily? Petite brunette with small boobs but a nice athletic body and booty. Nice girl from Akron, OH. Just wondering if she is still here or has moved on?…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

New club for me

I flew into Phoenix so I thought I would check cheetah's out for myself. No longer called Babe's. It's a smaller club than I'm used to. As you go in the bar…

Expose

San Diego, California

Ripped off.. No Porn Star when they said there was one..

I was trolling around to different strip clubs on Friday with a gal friend. After one of them closed down at 130 we decided to check out Expose. When we got there we…

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I just heard the Penthouse Club in Detroit is closed for year?!?!!

https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/penthouse-strip-club-on-8-mile-closed-for-year-for-prostitution-solicitation

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Hot brunette

My review goes back to my SF visit in June. I visited this club back in 2006 and wanted to check out if it's still decent. I went in around 8pm on a Saturday. Paid $20…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Fun but expensive!

Was in town for a conference on a Thursday evening. Walked in around 9pm. The place was happening. Both bars on both sides of the club were packed. Girls were over flowing…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Review

Club in Ballard, with entrance at the front and back of building. $10 cover for drinks. Dances are $40 each. Bathroom has 2 toilets but just 1 stall with no door. The other's right next…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Good night at BU

Stopped in at BU around 6pm. The parking lot was pretty empty. Got to the door and got buzzed in. Paid the $10 entry which gets you two soft drinks (no alcohol…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

This place doesn't change that much

I stopped in mid week a few weeks back. I didn't get a drink. Got got a red bull. It's was around $5 which seems about right for a strip club. There we're 4 women…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Only club between NYC and Bridgeport open during the day

I work nearby and go a few times a year. It is a dump and a little scary, but I kind of like that when solo. It's skeevy enough that I wouldn’t admit…

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World Series - Astros vs Nationals

Enough with the politics for now. Let's talk sports. I said at the beginning of the baseball season that I thought the Astros would win it all this year. I would call that a brag…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

First time

This was my first time at the Masters club. There is a huge parking lot and easy to get a spot away from the road. I didn’t come at a prime time so the lot…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Feature Dancer Britney Amber

I was looking forward to see her at Fantasies that night. I came in at 9:30 paid the $15 cover, scanned my ID and sat down at the table instead of the bar. All of…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Still, a nice way to spent an hour.

Was waiting for a flight to land. Ball game was on. Hockey was just starting. Usually Bogarts is a low cost, entertaining place to spend an hour or more. As always, Free parking, big lot. $5…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

No life

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon around 2:00 PM as I was waiting for a friend to get discharged from Piedmont hospital. Only allowed myself and hour or two, and that was more than enough…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

One stunner is all I need.

I had a ride to someplace nearby and decided to walk from there, skipping the parking prices. Although, if I was driving, I'd probably park around the corner... I paid $7 to get in, must have…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Melanie

Got there Thursday around 1:30. I was the only customer for 30 minutes or so. When I entered no one was even on stage although a couple of girls where at the bar by…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Big Change

After seeing a number of reviews about Jenn’s that seemed to be leaning positive I decided to give it another chance. I was pleasantly surprised. From the outside in: parking is mostly well lit, and…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Another worthwhile day time visit

After all the the reviews of BE, hard to add too much additional but thought I would attempt to provide some additional intel. First, if you go in the early afternoon, on a very rare…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Honey at The Treasure Club

Got stuck in Greensboro and had to scramble for a hotel room which turned out to be right next to the Treasure Club. Walked over and was greeted by a cute girl in front who…

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Funny how I destroyed a Shitter in Portland!

At least that is what I heard

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

It is my ATF place. Relaxing, fun, great views of great girls.

I am from out of town. I have visited Bourbon Street 4-5 times over the years when I am in PHX. The club is high class. The best in PHX, IMHO. It is…

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These Ladies have some big powerful lungs....😜

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D.C. city council considers legalizing prostitution.

WASHINGTON — D.C. Councilmember David Grosso is behind a bill that would decriminalize prostitution, arguing it’s in keeping with his advocacy for human rights and marginalized communities. “We basically criminalize too many activities,” Grosso argued in a recent news conference. “It…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

No Longer on the Top Shelf

I was down in TJ for four days to make my rounds, and as always I made a point to stop here occasionally as it's the home base of the loveliest woman I've ever found…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Bitchy bartender

When I arrived here after googling it, I found that the place was extremely dark, so much to the point where i saw 1 dancer near the entrance I thought she was black lol.…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Not going back

Boy things have gone down hill. Went on a Thursday evening to find only 5 girls working. There were stretches of time where nobody was even on stage. Was told that most of their dances…

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Dallas Tornado

https://abcnews.go.com/US/tornado-tears-dallas-leaving-thousands-power/story?id=66412625 I just woke up and saw this... Fortunarely they are saying there are no fatalities. Hopefully no tuscl people are affected. It started just north of Love Field and went through Richardson and Garland and left over 100,000 homes without…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

No surprises

Unlike my first Seattle review (Deja vu lake city), this is a day place. Night has relatively few dancers, mostly older white women or very big booty (too much for me) Latin women. No, people go…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Nice night experience

This is a night only spot - the few day times I went were very low energy, mainly older unattractive girls who clearly did want to be there. But night - even a Sunday - wasn’t…

Sugar Daddys

Sauk Rapids, Minnesota

New Dancer Alert

New Dancer Alert The parking lot at Sugar Daddy’s is huge and can handle big trucks, and pickups with trailers with boats or snowmobiles heading up north. The building is a newer fabricated building built years…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

A night well worth it!

This is it for a casual, laid-back experience... a great selection of ladies, even on a Sunday. All great with no pressure to a private dance. As you enter, the bar (with a beautiful bartender)…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

TT undergoes facelift

It was a surprise the moment I entered. Something was different. It has been a while since I last visited this place but didn't remember the counter by the door being this high. And the…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Little Darlings - I'm Done and this time I mean it,,,,

This used to be my one and only club that I visited; however over the past year or so I've seen a real decline on the quality of the dancers working and more emphasis on…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Too Early to Tell...

I was coming off the road around 6:30pm after a long drive and saw that the club opened at 6:00pm. I was ready for a cold one and to enjoy looking at something other…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Still the best thing in the COI

I made the drive out to COI from LA a couple of times when I was in town, and it's been pretty good, so I decided to go out east again on a trip a…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Fun afternoon

I arrived about 1P on a wed afternoon. There was adequate parking in front of the club and seemed safe. There was no cover but I was required to pay $12 for 2 non…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Not too bad if you prefer the C-team. Take a female with you.

So we go to the club around 10:30 pm.  Cover was free to veterans and 10 for the average joe.  Walk in and find a decent crowd and atmosphere.  Not too dark.  Find ourselves a…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Typical Hugger

Had been a hot minute since my last visit. Typically I make an appearance about once a week or so, gotta get out of the office and it is a most relaxing time. Today…

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“I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless

“I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word.” - Martin Luther King, Jr. Title says it all.

Illusions

Nixa, Missouri

River unbelievable...

This is the 2nd time I've been here, came specifically to spend time with River, I have gotten to know her on social media. I got there about 11 pm. You come in and…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Finally tried Heidi

Was back in TO for business a few weeks ago and was able to get away one evening back to Atlantis. I have written a few reivews of this place in the past so I…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Expensive but worth it. If your not expecting more

I walked in to the club and saw a very beautiful girl topless on the stage dancing and I already knew this was going to be fun night. We sit down and a very beautiful girl…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Popped my Reno Strip Club Cherry

Stopped in at Fantasy Girls on a Saturday evening. It was my first time at a Reno area strip club since moving to the area. I'll be checking them all out in the coming weeks.…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Blonde, Beautiful, Busty, and Worth It!

Looking for a fit, tall, blonde beautiful, late-20s girl? Who will lap dance her way into your...(urh uhm)..’heart’? Look no further than the Penthouse, and ask for Christine. I was down in ‘The Big…

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, Illinois

Wasted Saturday night.

Stopped in after midnight to check this place out. It has been a while since my last visit. Not going to make too much about the layout of place because others have done so. One…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Taking a Break from Traffic

Interstate Traffic through Indiana was horrible. Construction, rush hour, and God knows what else. I heard the Toll Road was down to a single lane and decided to hop off and check out a couple…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Very Underwhelming

Probably the least impressive club I've been to in NYC. I checked it a few times and found it lacking both on quiet nights and on a busy Saturday. Cover was $20 on…

The Playpen

Los Angeles, California

Meh

This place is in the middle of the worst ghetto there is in LA, they buzz you to come come in after paying a 10 dollar cover fee. It a medium sized club with…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Same stilettos

Haven't been to this place in a long time and since it is the only nude dancing club in the area I decided to come back. Not much has changed. I paid the $10 cover…

Expose

San Diego, California

Had some spare time on a Wednesday afternoon......

Dropped in early evening on a Wednesday around 6:00pm or so. It was my first time in this club so not too sure what to expect. The door check was nice, and she did not…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Oldie but goodie

I’ve been going visiting The cherry/Scores for a few years. Since the change in ownership it has take changes some for the better most for the worst. I arrived late afternoon, $5 cover…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Four Day Junket Report

I really really needed a break from work like two months ago, so I planned this trip for a long time... I decided on four day/three night YOLO fiesta (Wed-Sat) with flights into/out of SAN.…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Better than expected at PT’s Centerfolds

I had read the reviews of various Denver clubs before my trip in case I decided to add a club to the itinerary. A buddy and I from work finished up and head several hours…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

An Update on my Fave Club

I go to this club a lot. It's my favorite but there are a few things about it I don't like. Friday and Saturday nights are a mixed bag. The club has…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Still classy

This place hasn't changed at all, been coming here numerous times for years. They always try to hire the hottest girls out there, even there's not many to be found. My recent experience was ok,…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

First time in Montreal and Canada and club

My friends and I arrived in Montreal Friday night after a few flight delays with a lot of hope and hype about the beautiful woman and open mindedness. We tried our luck with finding them at…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Changes are coming!

This review is comprised of a multi-day visit from this past week. I usually arrived around 12:30p to a less than half-full parking lot. Worried that this was the sign of the times, I entered…

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“Until economic and social rules work for all Americans, they’re not working...”

“The promise of America is that anyone who works hard and plays by the rules can earn a middle-class life. That promise is betrayed when the system provides a tiny class of Americans with special treatment, including a get-out-of-jail-free card…

Politics

“We the people need to desacralize the American Revolution, the Declaration of I

“Because these lies, for more than 200 years, have covered up the sordid and bloody reality that to this day represses women, Blacks, Native Americans and the poor...” Title couldn’t say it all.

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The Perfect Strip Club

https://www.tuscl.net/listing.php?id=3775 This place is a real clip joint and they serve strong drinks for reals. And I was the clipper. I know this is a clip joint because I brought my hair clippers last time. I was goving haircuts to dancers…

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Girls Do Porn

Can't remember seeing a thread about this so apologies if already posted. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7584283/Girls-Porn-actor-accused-sexually-assaulting-two-dozen-women.html

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Things you can ask your iPhone

I asked my iPhone, "Surely it's not going to rain today?" My iPhone replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley." It must have been in airplane mode.

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OK, JS69, here's a redhead you will love!

This red headed beauty showed up on babepedia tonight. I think she's exactly your type. Comments? https://www.babepedia.com/gallery/Heidi_Romanova/377840

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Who'd You Rather: Renae Cruz vs. Vicca

Back to the bracket after a brief respite. Here's a showdown between two women who had solid first-round performances. --- Model Bracket: Renae CRUZ vs. VICCA --- Renae CRUZ 34C-25-35 ROUND 1: Def. Milly D'ABBRACCIO, 11-3-2, https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=68564 PIC 1: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1953 PIC 2: http://static.babesandstars.com/galleries/21000/21465/06.jpg CLIP 1: (hardcore) https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1954627286 CLIP 2:…

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True adherents of the rick agenda

Or rickgenda, if you will. What drives the ricks? Stories about fucking sexy hairless ape whores, driving drunk, and exposing the sad sad snowflakes who would rather discuss politics than whores. We will share our wisdom, expressed via “the system”…

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Farewell Hi-Liter

Stopped into HL this afternoon. Quality of talent was outstanding. Favorite told me they will soon turn the VIP booths around so the openings will face the floor. Im going to miss going to HL and seeing all the honeys.

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Threesomes, Part 2

Ok, this is getting ridiculous. I’m getting offered threesomes now every time I turn around. Was at a club a few nights ago and a couple of girls approached and offered a double VIP at a discount. It was getting…

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Diamond Club ATL

This one is for all the gentlemen in the Atlanta area. I wanted to get some honest advice about Diamond Club on Northside Drive. I have passed the area a few times was curious about what the strip club scene…

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Christmas gift suggestions for the man who has everything.

https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=mcafee&p=Testicuzzi#id=1&vid=fd29d6c57fcdc0de42282efb889ed4a0&action=click

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Anime waifu pillows are stupid

Now THIS is a real pillow. I have already preordered it. https://www.firebox.com/Jumbo-Pierre-the-Penis-Body-Pillow/p9156

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Strippers that don't strip?

There are at least two kinds of strippers. One that doesn't go on stage at all for whatever reason. Sometimes these girls are very good looking so it's not necessarily because they don't want PLs to see that…

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Tulsi Gabbard is sucking your dick

But your gonna have to eat Amy Klobachar ass while it’s happening Bernie Sanders holds the camera Would this interest you Optional: Elizabeth Warren sprays you with a water hose singing children’s rhymes, it’s up to you.

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More SS

So on Wednesday eve I was at a club outside of Chicago (390) and it was not terribly busy and the girls were hustling hard. Did a few dances and was thinking of heading out when two ladies (both AA)…

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Florida Woman Rips Off Old Man She Met At Strip Club While Dancing, Cops Allege

"An exotic dancer moved in with an elderly man she met while working then stole more than $38,000 from him.' She's kind of cute. Maybe she would move in with me. https://bustedcoverage.com/2019/10/17/florida-woman-rips-off-old-man-she-met-at-strip-club-while-dancing-cops-allege/

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Founder, a question regarding contributions

In a previous incarnation of the forum we had separate individual sections that listed our started topics and another for our general comments. Now they're all combined into "contributions". This makes it hard to search out previous topics that we…

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Can Can Room Las Vegas

Well it looks like the most notorious clip joint in Vegas history is finally gone. Judging by the looks of the “owner” it’s about time. https://www.reviewjournal.com/business/can-can-room-owner-accused-of-operating-brothel-appears-in-court-1872669/

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What do you feel?

Strippers: Although it is part of the almost forced attention of a dancer. How does it feel to wear 7-9 inch heels? Do they feel as sexy as we see them? Beyond, those who wear those heels?…

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An Encounter With Cute Chinese Schoolgirls

Before you reach for the Crisco (or whatever your preferred wanking lubricant might be) I should warn you that my encounter with four cute Chinese schoolgirls was not exactly what dreams are made of. Don’t get me wrong. The young…

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Bad Breath

On a recent night at a club, I met one of the hottest dancers in there. She was easily an 8 or maybe an 8.5. I probably would have gotten dances from her but did not because her breath smelled…

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Rejection

This is a question for dancers as well as customers. From a dancers perspective/ Dancing is a high rejection occupation. You can be rejected based off of things you can not control, like anything that has to do with your looks.…

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Amateur Nights

How many of you like amateur nights? I ended up at one recently. I did not know it was amateur night until I got there. It was a lot of fun with some really good looking scenery! See my review after…

Politics

“The American system tolerates and rewards connivance; big business and big gove

“It is the sufferings of the many which pay for the luxuries of the few...” “If solutions within this system are so difficult to find then maybe we should change the system itself" - Greta Thunberg

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Amateur night

Do these exist?!

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Las Vegas Can Can Room closed.

https://www.reviewjournal.com/business/can-can-room-owner-accused-of-operating-brothel-appears-in-court-1872669/

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How to convince a woman to allow me to lick her boots?

I hope I'm not inopportune, worse I feel that some girl in this forum could give me some good advice: am a fetishist of boots, I love to see them and that my partner uses them in sex, which has led…

Lookers Showclub

Fredonia, New York

This Place is Never Open

Over the last few years I have tried to visit this place. It is never open. Eleven PM, not open, on many occasions. The 9 PM opening time listed is a joke, or a lie, depending on…

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ESCORTS V STRIPPPERS

Why do women post pics on the internet as opposed to dancing? It doesn't seem lie it would be more lucrative.

Politics

" “If the Nuremberg laws were applied, then every post-world-war-II American pre

Title says it all.

Politics

"Al Capone Sentenced To Prison For Tax Evasion On This Day In 1931" "Can Trump b

Title says it all.

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Penetrating the Thai Condom Market

Thai cultural watchdogs recently banned a line of condoms named after a popular country singer, Tom Dundee. The name was deemed too suggestive for Thai consumers because “Dundee” means “good penetration” in the Thai language. Dundee, whose real name is…

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What's an example of conflicting emotions?

Q. What's an example of conflicting emotions? A. When your girlfriend is a stripper and she tells you she made a lot of money last night.

Tijuana

Paradise again

In one week i will be in paradise again. I am so excited. So many hot chicas so little time

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Who'd You Rather: Salma Hayek vs. Denise Richards

Why wait for the most anticipated matchup of the second round? Let's kick things off in the Celebrity Bracket with what promises to be a loin-stirring contest between two 90's superbabes. --- Celebrity Bracket: Salma HAYEK vs. Denise RICHARDS --- Salma HAYEK 36C-24-36 ROUND 1:…

Tijuana

Request for a Cascasdas Construction Update

I'm planning a trip to TJ for later this year. Haven't booked my room at Cascadas yet as I'd like to get some info from guys that have stayed there recently. How is the construction coming…

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Hi Liter Phoenix

Breaking news: a dancer told me that owners are considering taking out the VIP booths. They need to get Liquor Control off their back and this may be the only way to do it.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Halloween Party

Just inquiring if any fellow TUSCL members are headed to paradise for the party,

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Model spends $25K on surgery to increase breast size to N cup

Q. What question will she never be asked? A. "Are they real?" https://nypost.com/2019/10/16/model-spends-25k-on-surgery-to-increase-breast-size-to-n-cup/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypevening&utm_content=20191016&tpcc=evening_update&mpweb=755-8328767-711691148

Politics

Warm Water Port? Has Trump Committed Treason?

So that was how they explained it to us in high school Social Studies, the USSR lacked for a warm water port, and so this was the basis of their interest in the Middle East, and including Iran, Afghanistan, and…

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Big Booty Bartender

I'd like to swill a Mickey's Ice off her ass, then suck a Jager Bomb out of her pussy. That's talent. https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhHwRTFJH2n0Vhv8SD

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Any tips on what to buy and sell on ebay ?

Starting a ebay business with my poker winnings any one have any helpful advice ?

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Becoming a stripper.

I want to be a stripper. Any tips?

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2nd Detroit strip club under investigation after accusations of soliciting prost

After shutting down the Penthouse, they're coming after Tycoons. Things are getting out of hand. https://www.wxyz.com/news/2nd-detroit-strip-club-under-investigation-after-accusations-of-soliciting-prostitution

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Jon Jones pleads no contest in strip club slap case

Don't slap a woman on the pussy. https://www.tmz.com/2019/10/15/jon-jones-strip-club-battery-case-new-mexico-ufc/

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Have you ever been injured at a strip club?

Anything at all. I was able to sing one night at local club that has karaoke night. I was singing the song "Hooked on a Feeling" by BJ Thomas. I thought I was doing good and felt the crowd was…

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“We need to create a system where equal right of all citizens to health, educati

“The same rights we proclaimed when we began our struggle, in addition to those which emerge from our dreams of justice and equality for all inhabitants of our world - is what I wish for all.” Title couldn’t say it all.