Stripper Poll #1

I would be drawn to clean shaven.

Hardwood is classy and adds value , unless it's matching rug and curtains.

Shaved

I’ll be your barber baby 😁

Short pile area rug for me.... I do not like to feel I am in the children's playroom.

I prefer clean shaven, although s closely trimmed landing strip above the "floor planking" is acceptable.

Hardwood only. Tasteful area rugs can be ok but wall to wall is a no go here

Ditto - hardwood only. Hardwood is good for hard wood.

Curious, persuaded? By?

I'm a "let's do topless" guy, so it matters little in clubs.

In real life (hot springs, swimming, whatever) I like trimmed or thinner untrimmed (blondes, some others).

It's all good, it's your house.

Rug. NOT wall-to-wall.

Prefer neatly trimmed with some pile but this is not dancer friendly when in your work outfit.

Second pref: neatly trimmed free form [natural] shape rather than a topiary trim. Natural color; comfortable height for dancing. And taking care of it.

Longball "I do not like to feel I am in the children's playroom" Ditto, no hardwood.

twentyfive = "I’ll be your barber baby 😁"; twentyfive = spastic scissorhands ☻☻

Hardwood floors look the most appealing to me but I’m ok with a small area rug. Wall to wall shag carpet is a relic from the past and it can stay in the past as far as I’m concerned.

I much prefer smooth but would prefer a soft bush over stubble. I don't want any whisker burns on my face.

I just don't want a jungle down there. I just don't want to be picking long pubic hairs out of my teeth. Neat and tidy hair is fine. Shaved is cool too.

@25 Of all the things I've tried, I think that's probably one of my very last cherries to be popped... I've always thought it'd be kinda hot to let a guy do that for me, but he'd have to have a rock steady hand to come anywhere near my lady bits! 😏

@gsteph I was seeing someone for a while who mentioned he preferred a landing strip for the same reason some of the men here have expressed... since I'm a pleaser, I didn't think twice about doing a little remodeling for him. He's been out of the picture for some time now, but the rug remains. Mainly because I suffered through the awkward, 15-year-old-trying-to-grow-a-mustache, pathetic, patchy period to get here and I wouldn't be too anxious to go through that again.

I keep it neat and trim, but it's more maintenance than the previous version and so I'm torn...

@Huntsman You'd be surprised at how enthusiastically some still support the full carpeting! I was once offered a rather large sum of money to grow mine out...I ultimately opted not to out of concern for income lost during the previously mentioned awkward phase as well as anyone else I might turn off with the finished product.

But, that little proposal prompted me to learn all about a little thing called a merkin... anyone looking for an amusing boredom buster may wanna Google that...😋

@ES don’t you worry about my hands being rock steady no tremors at all believe it or not I can still thread a needle and hand sew a hem on my own trousers.

^ Oooh, nice! So, you can also sew any buttons back on that may accidentally get torn off of my white shirt? 😃

I’m a 70’s shag carpet guy myself! Hard to find these days, damnit! I would pay premium for such.

I’m flexible... whatever makes you feel sexy!

No preference. Too busy adding male Strip Clubs back on the list.

I first started viewing porn-mags in the early to mid-80s where a bush was common - I've always been more-attracted to the womanly-look vs the barely-legal or GND look since I like the voluptuous look - for w/e reason I subconsciously equated a big-bush on a woman as her being a woman/womanly which is what I like (like the womanly-look vs the girly-look) - thus as a youngster I'd be turned-on by a full-bush since when it comes to anything sexually related in the context of a woman I like it big (lips; breasts/areolas/nipples; butt; hips; thighs, calves; clit; pussy-lips) - for me more is more and more is better in the context of female sexual body-parts.

It actually took me a while to get used-to and/or appreciate a completely shaven vajayjay - these days I prefer full-shaven mainly b/c I can see it in all its glory with no obstructions - but I am not turned-off by a strip or a bush, and after shaven, I probably prefer full-bush over the strip.

I'm good with almost all floor types as long as there is some grooming involved. Meaning wall-to-wall carpeting should still tuck nicely into a thong and also there shouldn't be any anus whiskers.

Shaved down there and shaved pits, please. I'm ok with a little trimmed patch. But a full-on Monty Python-Style Shrubbery is a boner killer for me.

If you look like a woman, and not a little girl, anything at all, from waxed clean as a whistle all the way to wall-to-wall (and up the wall, if you're feeling lazy) shag carpeting. Don't care. If you want me to dine, I'd appreciate a trim (not shave), but it's really up to you. I can deal.

As long as you bathe, that is...

I guess the thing that appeals to be about hardwood floors is that it I can tell that time and attention has been invested in nice flooring as well as an ongoing effort to make it stay nice.

Maybe coochie Mohawks will come into fashion in the future

Either hardwood or a nicely trimmed area rug are prefered, but with the right person wall to wall wouldn't be a deal breaker as long as it isn't full length 70's bush.

bald.

Clean shaven.

What Muddy said (and well said):

I just don't want a jungle down there. I just don't want to be picking long pubic hairs out of my teeth. Neat and tidy hair is fine. Shaved is cool too.

I take issue with your extended metaphor.

I mentally depict "throw down a rug" as a merkin.

I think you meant you installed carpeting on one part of the floor, but went low-pile and left the hardwood moulding around the edges.

Let's keep our metaphors as sharp as our razors, kids.

Whatever the fuck my wife has I prefer.

The fake tile that looks like wood

I guess I should've brought a mop to wipe up the condescension, eh Jim? 😏

As someone who sold flooring once upon a time, I liken a merkin to a schlocky kick'n stick job that starts peeling up at the edges at the first hint of foot traffic.

Perhaps the rug throwing comment was a little sloppy, but I think everyone got the point... next time I'll know that the metaphor police are patrolling though! 👮‍♂️

As for everyone else, I may let this poll decide my results so I appreciate all the responses... it's not closed yet.

And, of course I understand you've got your priorities founder! 😉😋🔆

Clean shaven. I'll pass on the shag carpet look-- too hard to explain a few stray pubic hairs in the teeth to a SO.

In Jim's defense, I learned a new word, merkin.

Clean shaven only for 45 years

I like a tasteful rug myself. Adds character. But, none of this is a game breaker and it can be part of the aura of the dancer herself, so one size may not fit all.

@Electron I guess you missed the comment where I mentioned the infamous merkin several entries before his? I'm not sure he needs a defense after attacking a poor, innocent metaphor...🤔🤪🔆

I prefer a neatly trimmed rug.

I learned on full rugs but the convenience of tasteful hardwood ( key word : taste) makes everyone happy. One of my first OTC visits with my ATF was characterized by the two of us moving all of her clothing, some furniture and bedding on a hot sweaty day. We ended up in a Hilton Hotel. We showered together and she went down on me in the shower and came up picking black curlys out of her pearly whites. She asked if she could shave me and I reciprocated. She was nervous when I had a safety razor in hand but all turned out well.

So what's the metaphor for being 'vajazzled'?

Wax the floor and call me daddy

I prefer my wood floors to have a nice little low-pile runner, but if these floors are going to be running up against a bunch of random '70's shag, it might be better to keep them put away.

Endless summer-- apologies. I did overlook your earlier reference to a merkin. I guess you could do an experiment: alternate between stage performance with the bare look and stage performances with a full merkin and see which style generates more interest and tips.

For those in the market, you can purchase a merkin on Amazon (49.95) or purchase an "Ask me about my merkin" tee shirt for 19.95.

In order of preference: tasteful rug, wall to wall, hardwood.

landing strip, or hardwood floor

I'm drawn to clean shaven women

Clean and S M O O T H........

But I’m definitely with Shadow on the stubble.

Laser smooth is very nice. (Won’t work on your hair color). But for you, “anyway you want it” Is acceptable ; ) (except full wall to wall shag, lol)

Depends on the house. A tiny little cabin in Asia or a sprawling ranch in Texas.

I prefer clean shaven, (as am I), though I don't mind trimmed neatly.... If you're smokin hot I'll take the bush though as well.

A cute small area rug is fun but a waxed floor never fails. Not so much into shag.

Brazilian or landing strips are my faves. Old growth forest is an absolute deal breaker. Anything in between goes on a case-by-case basis.

Anatomy plays a role for me. Some girls are tight little package and waxed floor is the way to go. Others could benefit from some area rug coverage.

No on wall to wall.

Anything smooth

When I’m getting some - I don’t care. Getting some pussy is too good to care about grooming.

I’m somewhat of a pig, so I don’t have a real preference, as long as it feels good inside.

I prefer small area rug. Always curious to know if carpet actually matches the drapes

Clean shaven

Linoleum.

I used to only like the hardwood but now enjoy a small area rug as long as it is kept neat. Everyone changes I guess but can’t go wall to wall.

I prefer soft suede like skin to hardwood 😁

^ Duly noted 😘🔆💋

I missed the 70 and get up in the bald area. I prefer a bush or at least a landing Strip. I done dances with women only cause they weren’t balled. But I don’t complain if they are shaved

I like the variety of it all. Your shavings down there won’t immediately start or stop me. The girls other qualities can ring out. It just depends on what I have seen lately. The hair poking out has turned me on lately because I can’t see those lips usually.

I thought this poll was just for strippers. Then I read the responses.

I prefer lasered...as smooth as possible. Shaved or a landing strip is also fine. Full on 1970s style bush...not as interested.

But see, I have this "tendency" to perform oral in VIP (to dancers)...which I probably shouldn't for safety reasons...but I just can't help myself. So, the better that area is maintained...the easier it is to "find things"...not to mention it gives me false security that she's clean.

But, I had relations once (non-dancer/SC) with a gal that lasered and WOW was that amazing! Smoother than silk.

Prefer shaved, but carpe diem. I'm not going to pass on some quality time because she hadn't planned on showing off the goods that day.

I have a landing strip

Hardwood flooring freshly waxed is best

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