7 Signs You’re in the Right Club
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
Thursday, December 12, 2019 10:13 AM
1. When you first enter it’s so dark inside the club you can barely see your hand in front of your face much less your boner;
2. The floor is sticky and the whole place reeks of stale beer and splooge;
3. When your eyes finally adjust to the darkness you see that some of the strippers are overweight and well past their “best before date” yet , here they are! You know in your heart they don’t make any money getting tipped when they drag their floppy tits on stage. That means these old gals have found other ways of making money from the more budget-conscious mongers.
4. Without asking your permission a stripper takes a seat at your table and begins giving you a vigorous stripper handshake;
5. The first thing a stripper asks you is “Do you come in here often?” This question is intended to ascertain whether you already know what’s on the menu and how things work in the club. I usually respond to this question by complaining that although I venture into the club with some regularity I don’t cum in the club nearly as often as I would like but every now and then I get lucky and manage to cum two or even three times before I leave. This response elicits either total confusion or a hearty laugh followed by assurances like “Don’t worry, Sweetie, I’ll take good care of you” while the stripper’s handshake becomes more earnest than ever.
6. Your stripper is still giving you an increasingly intimate stripper handshake while extolling the comforts and exquisite privacy of the VIP room.
7. If you agree to moving to the VIP room your waitress will eventually bring you a bottle of champagne that tastes like fizzy Gatorade and give you a whopping pile of napkins “just in case.” That enormous pile of napkins she left on your table pretty much guarantees that you’ve come to the right place and are sure to cum before you leave.
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