7 Signs You’re in the Right Club
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
1. When you first enter it’s so dark inside the club you can barely see your hand in front of your face much less your boner;
2. The floor is sticky and the whole place reeks of stale beer and splooge;
3. When your eyes finally adjust to the darkness you see that some of the strippers are overweight and well past their “best before date” yet , here they are! You know in your heart they don’t make any money getting tipped when they drag their floppy tits on stage. That means these old gals have found other ways of making money from the more budget-conscious mongers.
4. Without asking your permission a stripper takes a seat at your table and begins giving you a vigorous stripper handshake;
5. The first thing a stripper asks you is “Do you come in here often?” This question is intended to ascertain whether you already know what’s on the menu and how things work in the club. I usually respond to this question by complaining that although I venture into the club with some regularity I don’t cum in the club nearly as often as I would like but every now and then I get lucky and manage to cum two or even three times before I leave. This response elicits either total confusion or a hearty laugh followed by assurances like “Don’t worry, Sweetie, I’ll take good care of you” while the stripper’s handshake becomes more earnest than ever.
6. Your stripper is still giving you an increasingly intimate stripper handshake while extolling the comforts and exquisite privacy of the VIP room.
7. If you agree to moving to the VIP room your waitress will eventually bring you a bottle of champagne that tastes like fizzy Gatorade and give you a whopping pile of napkins “just in case.” That enormous pile of napkins she left on your table pretty much guarantees that you’ve come to the right place and are sure to cum before you leave.
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2. The floor is sticky and the whole place reeks of stale beer and splooge;
3. When your eyes finally adjust to the darkness you see that some of the strippers are overweight and well past their “best before date” yet , here they are! You know in your heart they don’t make any money getting tipped when they drag their floppy tits on stage. That means these old gals have found other ways of making money from the more budget-conscious mongers.
4. Without asking your permission a stripper takes a seat at your table and begins giving you a vigorous stripper handshake;
5. The first thing a stripper asks you is “Do you come in here often?” This question is intended to ascertain whether you already know what’s on the menu and how things work in the club. I usually respond to this question by complaining that although I venture into the club with some regularity I don’t cum in the club nearly as often as I would like but every now and then I get lucky and manage to cum two or even three times before I leave. This response elicits either total confusion or a hearty laugh followed by assurances like “Don’t worry, Sweetie, I’ll take good care of you” while the stripper’s handshake becomes more earnest than ever.
6. Your stripper is still giving you an increasingly intimate stripper handshake while extolling the comforts and exquisite privacy of the VIP room.
7. If you agree to moving to the VIP room your waitress will eventually bring you a bottle of champagne that tastes like fizzy Gatorade and give you a whopping pile of napkins “just in case.” That enormous pile of napkins she left on your table pretty much guarantees that you’ve come to the right place and are sure to cum before you leave.
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26 comments
Not all the women in very high mileage clubs are past their prime and unattractive. But the fact that there are some older, unattractive women working in the club tells you that something more than an eyeful is available here. Otherwise the older gals wouldn’t be there. If you’re not budget conscious, be patient, the young hotties will show up and they know what is permitted (at least unofficially) and what it takes to make big bucks in the club.
On average, the bigger, glitzier, high dollar clubs give your lower mileage than the dives do. But if you go to the high dollar clubs with sufficient regularity and become a regular who is recognized by the strippers and the waitresses alike, you can still get decent mileage.
But if you’re looking for a reliable, “full service” club, you’re going to have much better luck in the more down-market venues.
SJG
I’m very attracted to women in their 40’s - who show the look of use - and who don’t have the inhibitions of young hotties. So, those clubs are my kind of joints!
Despite their lack of inhibitions, I don’t share your enthusiasm for older women whose looks evince their mileage.
There are plenty of places you can go where the extreme darkness provides privacy and the floor, the tables, the chairs are all very sticky yet, when your eyes have adjusted to the darkness, you will also see fiendishly hot, uninhibited young women whose every orifice is open for business.
I think Stevie Wonder said it best, “Seeing may be believing but FEELING is the real thing!”
This is not true in the Detroit area.
SJG
SJG
Whenever a stripper asks me "how often do you come here" I always reply with:
"About 3 out of 5 times."
Then I just look at her and wait.
And wait...
And wait......
Eventually she will either get the joke and the 3 out of 5 is about to turn into 4 out of 5, or she just asks another question. Then I just sigh quietly, and look at her tits.
Whether it’s Albert Einstein and Marcel Grossmann, Abbott & Costello, Laurel & Hardy, Trump and Giuliani or Herbtcat and Reverend Hornibastard, great minds work alike.
Shaved pussies
No fat chicks
Stiff drinks
No smoking
Reasonable drinks
Big tits
Don’t keep going back to clubs where you can’t find what you want.
I’ve also been to dives that just don’t have what I’m after. I don’t return to those.
But I do return to clubs that provide what I want even if some of the strippers on hand I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole (if I even had one) and despite being grungy dives in other respects.
I’d love to find an elegant, classy club (maybe one that looks like the inside of the Sistine Chapel) and is always full of beautiful young women (and no dogs at all), but in the real world, I have found that the most reliably high mileage clubs are usually a bit shady but still have some smoking hot young strippers in them who will do anything for a price.