Story Time: The Meh, The Bad, and The Platonic OTC

This review is a combination of a night shift and day shift visit that I made to Scarlett's on a Sunday evening and a Monday afternoon. This is a very long review/report, so my apologies in advance. Just read the first three paragraphs below for the basics about Scarlett's if you want to skip the sordid details. Scarlett's has been my favorite go-to club when I'm in the Miami area, but after these past two visits, I'm thinking that I need to branch out a bit more as the quality of the talent was not as good as in the past. I can usually find a few girls that I'm interested in when I visit, but Sunday evening was a bust (as I hinted in my recent review of Vixens), and it was so bad that I had to leave and head out to Vixens for a change of venue and luckily, a much better experience. Monday afternoon turned out to be somewhat ok only because I found a decent stripper that fit what I was looking for.

Scarlett's interior has been described many times - main stage with two poles is in the center, there are two satellite stages to right, one satellite stage to the left in the VIP area. The main bar is behind the main stage, VIP section has its own bar, and there is another bar to the right underneath the champagne rooms. I've never been able to stay at Scarlett's late at night when it really heats up, and I've never visited on a Friday or Saturday night when it gets crazy busy, but I learned from talking to a stripper that there's actually another section that's curtained off behind the VIP area that they open up when it gets really busy that almost doubles the size of the club. The DJ booth is in front of the large wall screens to the right in the elevated VIP section, and the dance areas are underneath the elevated VIP section. The music is primarily house/EDM, but they've been playing more hip hop/rap than in the past.

As far as pricing is concerned, dances are $25 or $35, depending on if you care about getting a little more privacy. The $25 dance area on the left has two "duplex" rooms that are split in half with a shallow divider with a couch on each side and with windows that you can look into when you walk by. There is also a singleton room in that area that has a big window that people can see into. The $35 dance area on the right has multiple single rooms with half curtains that can be drawn and you can't see into them, but you can see people's feet. All rooms have cameras and are monitored. IMO, the $25 rooms are a better value as privacy isn't that big a deal when it's not crowded. A girl told me that when it was just $35 dances all the time before September 2019 (which is when they reinstituted the $25 dances), the windows on the left side had blinds in them. The blinds were taken out when they brought back the $25 dances. Scarlett's is not an extras place, and most girls won't allow much kitty access, so don't come here expecting any of that. Although this is a nude club, the bottoms stay on during the dances, and other than topless boob access and good (depending on the girl) grindage, there's little to no access to the V. Light outside kitty brushing is about the most you can get away with in the nether regions below.