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Who'd You Rather: Eva Angelina vs. Kira Kener

Dec 7, 2019, 11:04 PM
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AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back

Here comes the Pornstar Bracket, and here comes a matchup between a lady who's become a darling of this bracket versus another that turned around a lackluster first-round showing and seemed to win fans in the second round.


B-Movie Bracket: Eva ANGELINA vs. Kira KENER


Eva ANGELINA

34D-24-38

ROUND 1: Def. Jesse JANE, 17-7, tuscl.net ROUND 2: Def. Madison SCOTT, 20-14, tuscl.net

PIC 1: tuscl.net PIC 2: img2.hotnessrater.com PIC 3: thumbs2.megapornx.com

CLIP 1: (blowjob & facial) tnaflix.com CLIP 2: (hardcore) sunporno.com CLIP 3: (hardcore) xvideos.com


Angelina, the former red-hot pornstar who now puts out fires, has won a pair of matchups by football scores and accumulated the third-most votes in the bracket entering the third round, with her 58 trailing only Salma Hayek (68) and a woman competing in the other Pornstar semi, Gianna Michaels (67). Beating Jesse Jane, perhaps the second-best-known pornstar behind Jenna Jameson, is no small feat, and while Madison Scott put up a decent challenge, Angelina's fans were more emphatic. An Angelina/Michaels Pornstar final feels like it would be a distinct contrast in styles. However, Angelina has to beat Kener first.


Kira KENER

34DD-24-34

ROUND 1: Def. Shyla STYLEZ, 9-6-7, tuscl.net ROUND 2: Def. Veronica AVLUV, 20-5, tuscl.net

PIC 1: celeb.gate.cc PIC 2: wildpictures.net PIC 3: zazzybabes.com

CLIP 1: (hardcore anal - new vid, first was taken down) pornhub.com CLIP 2: (titfuck to completion) xhamster.com CLIP 3: (handjob) xhamster.com


Kener nearly got 'Neither'd out of the first round, as complaints about the implants on both her and the late Shyla Stylez resulted in one of the more cranky-comment-filled votes of the bracket. However, against Veronica Avluv, she dominated, helped by a "better" (more airbrushed?) picture and light competition. Angelina continues Kener's trend of taking on ladies from the front of the alphabet, but she comes in with more momentum than Stylez or Avluv, as the former got outvoted by the 'Neither' option and the latter just squeaked past Dillion Harper into round two. We'll see if Kener was lucky or actually turned the tide.


Our first three regional finalists all won by comfortable margins. Will this be closer? Will someone roll big? Why do I ask so many questions? Can't we just vote on it?

ANGELINA or KENER

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JAprufrock

This might have been the toughest choice yet for me. Angelina.

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Corvus

I like Kener on this one.

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Heellover

Angelina

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grand1511

KENNER

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Warrior15

Eva would be a lot of fun. But Kira Kener just does something special for me.

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prevert

Easy choice. Eva Angelina. The other one’s tits are still fucked up and her face is too plastic too.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Angelina.

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philsfan

Kener

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georgmicrodong

Angelina.

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DeclineToState

Kener

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Muddy

Angelina

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gSteph

Eva

Black hair and glasses; reminds me of my first make out session.

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ATACdawg

Eva Angelina for me.

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datinman

Eva.

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joker44

Kener

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LoveTheLadies

I actually knew Kira Kener before she went into porn. She was a house dancer at Thee Dollhouse now The Men’s Club in Raleigh. She would continue dancing part time even after getting into porn when she was back in town. She would not do private dances only table dances. Find it odd she would take it in the ass on film but not do dances in the private rooms. My vote is for Kira as she maybe a little odd but definitely was very pretty.

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Cashman1234

Angelina all the way. She made glasses sexy - and I still enjoy those big fake tits on her!

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Longball300

eva

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anthony6613

Tough one. Kener.

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Phandy

Eva

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rl27

Eva just barely

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IHearVoices

Close, but I'll take Kener.

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nj_pete

Angelina!

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AnonymousJim

I think this one got buried under posts about the new site. We'll see how the redesign impacts voting going forward. Having fewer threads visible on the front screens may make these threads more apt to get buried and forgotten about. It may — may — make a future bracket less worthwhile.

That said, let's wrap this matchup.

I'll give Kener one more vote. I do think it's cool we had a voter with personal experience with Kener. She would be a favorite for me if she were at a club.

However, that one more vote won't make much of a difference.

ANGELINA: 14 KENER: 11

Closest one we've had in the the round of 16, but still not real close. Angelina will be in the Pornstar Bracket final.

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