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Therapy wise, are we onto something here with these strip clubs...

Is anybody depressed at all? Sadness? Anything at all? I tend to notice any depression I have whatsoever, immediately start to peel away the very second I stick my dick in a beautiful stripper. And after a few hip thrusts, I…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Fun place to party - zero mileage.

In Sioux for a sporting event - always curious about the SC in lesterville as the good folks at tuscl seem to indicate high mileage. Decided just not worth the drive so took a short…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Nice post workout visit

I was working out nearby at 24hr Fitness and decided to duck in to check out the scenery. Bored on a Wed after work. I’m a digital nomad and work around the country.…

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Just curious (:

Why is it that when a certain dancer responds to comments/reviews, some people get bothered by it? Kinda feels like 8th grade in here sometimes lol, as funny as it is here. Wouldn't we want dancers to be more active…

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Bullshit stripper advice to other strippers

I'm bored and do not feel like posting this somewhere that a bunch of strippers will disagree with me cuz I guess I'm a weirdo. I think the #1 bullshit piece of advice is to go for the more heavyset or…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Nice club with hot but pushy dancers and expensive, tame dances.

Thee Dollhouse is embedded in a neighborhood full of hotels, with places adjacent and across the street. I was in a hotel a couple of blocks away so I just walked over, arriving a bit…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Same old girls, but weird vibes this time

I'll start by saying this is not my first time here and have had better times here, however this is my first time post covid. For those who have not been here, the place is…

Hush Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Laid-back place, but only three so-so dancers

Hush is set up at the end of a strip mall, next to a bakery. When I arrived mid-afternoon on a Friday there was parking in the spots in front. There didn't seem like a…

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Mr. Mark, I want an ELEPHANT!!!

Since you’ve welched on your obligation to send me a trophy for kicking your ass in the debatey-debates game I’ve decided that you owe me an ELEPHANT. I wants me a NEL-ER-PHANT! NEL-ER-PHANT! NEL-ER-PHANT! NEL-ER-PHANT! Gimme a NEL-ER-PHANT!

Politics

WW3

When I got home from work today my better half asked me “is this the start of World War 3?” I was like “damn I don’t know, maybe?” My thought was if Russia mows down the Ukraine, who’s to say…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

One girl saved the day

Was in indy the other day so I swung through Dancers show club. I got there about 5 pm and place was pretty empty probably around 6 girls and 5 customers. Most of the girls…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Low cost, high mileage dances from attractive dancers in acceptable if mediocre venue

Vivide was an easy ten-minute drive from my downtown hotel. The parking lot was large, with plenty of open spaces when I arrived about 2:30pm on a Wednesday. There was no fee for parking, cover…

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It's like a junior high dance in here

Seven strippers all looking bored or talking to each other by the bar where the strippers sit. Ten dudes at the stage or seats around the club. No girls approaching anyone. Pretty funny.

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Walked away satisfied

Went again to the best club in NYC--the last true strip club in NYC IMHO. The cover was $26 total including two drinks. They are non alcoholic so be sure to drink up before hand…

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i am a true humanitarian, after all

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Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cubans everywhere!

Had been looking forward to my work trip to SoFla to see if the club lives up to the hype on here. Arrived around 8:30 on a Monday night and happily paid the $2 parking fee…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Just OK

I have found myself driving thru Providence once every other month and have been stopping in. I stopped in on a Wed at about 2, had a fair amount of cars in the lot. They…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Some Changes at McDoogals: higher lap dance prices, more staff but still usually a good time

Been back to McDoogals a few more times since my last review and wanted to highlight a few things that have changed, including costs. This review is based on a few visits, two Wednesdays and…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

A quiet night not in the hotel room.

Was staying at the hotel across the street. My coworkers decided they did not want to go out, so I got $100 cash from the hotel lobby, and left my wallet in the room. I…

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Anyone Else Worn out Today?

Yesterday was all Deuces 2/22/22. I made a long day of it, but I managed to destroy my 22,222 McDonald's shitter by midnight last night. I still have a few thousand to go... so... back to work again!

Showcase Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

sinclair's Review

I went to the Showcase Gentlemen's Club at 21:30 on a Friday night. There is no parking lot, so you have to find street parking. The neighborhood and the strip club are both black if…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Fully nude and grope all you want.

Place was decently nice but nothing special, you give the security a $20 cover up front and he checks you for weapons and lets you go in. The place was fairly dark and a little…

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Oh, the Joy of being with a Lesbian Couple

This is going to come across as a not so humble brag, but I don't care. I wanna tell this story and I don't have any other place to tell it. I've been fortunate to have been able to participate…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Mother and daughter duo.

Landing Strip is one of my favorite clubs in metro Detroit. Located just west of the Detroit airport in a small community, the building appears to be an old, three story hotel that has…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

First (and second) timer in Paterson

Have visited twice in the past week, once on a Tuesday and once on a Monday, on the advice of a new “friend” that I met at another club where she was working. This bar…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Felt Dirty, but Worth the Shower

The Place Further up Aurora, near 105th, Sugars is an obvious red building. The parking isn’t great, you’re pulling off a major fare way to park. I thought there was an entrance in the back, but…

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FUCK MARRY KILL- GOSSIP GIRL EDITION

yes folks - time for another one of these as i haven't posted one for quite a while. in this edition featured today will be 3 starlets from the show gossip girl. the 3 choices below are: blake lively https://www.google.com/search?q=Blake+Lively+body&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjtjLGJgZb2AhV_rHIEHRobDvEQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Blake+Lively+body&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQ6BwgAELEDEEM6CAgAEIAEELEDOgQIABBDOgsIABCABBCxAxCDAToKCAAQsQMQgwEQQ1DgBFjuDWCKEGgAcAB4AIABNIgBggKSAQE2mAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=_UAWYq2aH__YytMPmra4iA8&bih=825&biw=1453&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS948US948 leighton meester https://www.google.com/search?q=Leighton+Meester+body&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwic8bGegZb2AhWrrHIEHWO7CwIQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Leighton+Meester+body&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoKCAAQsQMQgwEQQzoECAAQAzoLCAAQgAQQsQMQgwE6BAgAEEM6BQgAEIAEOggIABCABBCxAzoHCAAQsQMQQzoGCAAQCBAeOgQIABAeUM8JWPQYYOkbaABwAHgAgAExiAGTApIBATaYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=KUEWYty4IqvZytMP4_auEA&bih=825&biw=1453&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS948US948 kristen bell https://www.google.com/search?q=Kristen+Bell+weight+gain&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwikkIm6gZb2AhVkqnIEHVfWAVgQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Kristen+Bell+weight+gain&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoICAAQgAQQsQM6CwgAEIAEELEDEIMBOgUIABCABDoECAAQGFDrEViuKGDLKmgAcAB4AIABL4gBiQSSAQIxM5gBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1nwAEB&sclient=img&ei=Y0EWYuTSJeTUytMP16yHwAU&bih=825&biw=1453&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS948US948

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Strip Club Question on Family Feud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4exn4WEILNM

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

Oh Toledo, not sure why exist!

Well I was making my way down from Detroit and had a decent weekend visiting a few of the clubs. Stuck around on Monday hoping to catch a favorite and it had no luck and…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Quick Stop

The Landing Strip is a upper tier club in Romulus Michigan. Located off of Goddard, this multi story club gets you away from the lower tier clubs on Michigan Avenue and rightfully competes with the…

Politics

Israeli talent agency recruiting conservative politicians?

While Epstein Island, Hollywood pedo rings, Satanic rituals among pop culture figures, suspicious ties to the global elite of most movers and shakers promoted by the media all raise more questions then they answer about what is really going on…

Tijuana

U.S. ID (drivers license) good for Tijuana and back to US?

Hey guys quick question. I've been to Hong Kong a dozen times. My buddy wants to come with me in two weeks. His passport is expired. He has US drivers license. We're walking across the…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Back!

1st time back since they reopened. Bouncer at door but does not check id or get entrance fee. Soon as you walk in, rectangular bar with 2 poles. Bartender is cute but doesn't dance. Blonde. Ordered a beer…

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How "Romantic" lets put it, do you guys make your OTC's?

Breaking out the wine? Candles. The right lighting. Getting that right ambience. Conducting some serious sensual foreplay? Are you putting on some Bryan Adams music? Taking it real slow. Even doing the ice thing from Do the right thing. So…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Trip to Moskva...

You all know how the place looks like. I'm too lazy to keep 'plaining it. :P Soon as I go in and throw down the $10 "fee", dollar train pulls into the station with the usual…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The city of brotherly love once again

I came the Friday of Super Bowl weekend. I flew in, checked into my hotel, Then went to live casino first to earn some stripper money. I actually was successful which is very rare for…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Nice Little Find

I was in the area for a visit and flying out the next morning. I struck out on finding an escort in the area so I found The Filly. Doesn't look like much from the outside…

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Latest contender for Worst Review Submitted for Publication

Arizona Turd Blossom will undoubtedly upvote it without reading it. Just in case you're wondering, the first "a" is the title of the review. Visited: Evening Dancers: 6-10 $ Spent: $100-$300 a a aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Latina Sunday

In town on a Sunday night and I had not been to the Trap since the remodel. To be fair it's probably been more like 20 years. Anyways the parking lot is PACKED at 730p…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Summer-time at Lust warms up the Winter

While this is certainly a review of this club, In the interest of full disclosure, I really lucked out and scored an appointment with Summer, who is quite well known to many of the TUSCL…

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OnlyFans accused of conspiring to blacklist rivals.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-60029508 Legal documents, previously unreported, claim OnlyFans directed an unidentified social media company to disable accounts of performers by placing their content on a terrorism database. It is alleged that OnlyFans representatives paid bribes to the firm's employees to facilitate the practice.…

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Things You Learned in Movies That Changed Your Life

All of the Political and Inflation related threads are getting old guys. We need to lighten things up a bit and talk about something else. What have you seen in a movie that gave you a great idea, a new…

Politics

I Don’t Need No Stinking Mask or Vaccination!

The MAGA-cappers get an awful lot of things wrong, but when they’re right, they’re right and I’m man enough to admit it! “It’s my body and I get to decide what to do with it!” (The pro-abortion folks minted…

Politics

Catastrophe

Are you guys watching/listening to this fool? The President of the United States is a doddering, senile, old idiot on par with the worst toothless, impotent old fools of TUSCL. This is the most important press conference of his career,…

Politics

Are we next to get mass incarcerated?

I've seen several talks and interviews with cops about human trafficking. They start out talking about minors being held prisoner and forced to be prostitutes under threat of violence. But by the end they are saying that anyone…

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An SC first -- The Cloakroom stripclub in DC

MoCo Resident-Owned Gentleman’s Club in DC Will Be First of Its Kind in the U.S. to Include Sportsbook Inside https://mocoshow.com/blog/moco-resident-owned-gentlemans-club-in-dc-will-be-first-of-its-kind-in-the-u-s-to-include-sportsbook-inside/

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

The club is called Pink but I didn't see much.

I haven't been to any clubs for a couple of months but I needed a little mammary therapy so I headed to Pompano to try a place that I've never been. Pink is one of…

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according to TUSCL, how many SCs are outchea?

About 3,000? What's the exact number? Over 3,000 = 60 per U.S. state, roughly Admin, do we have or can we create an SC Trivia section. One section that has all true SC facts? Oldest SC in the US, etc, famous celebs who…

Illusion's Gentlemens Club

Palma, Spain

sinclair's Review

I was traveling down Highway 61, the Blues Highway, on a Saturday night around 20:00, so I decided to check out Illusion’s Gentlemen’s Club in Woodville. This strip club has not been reviewed in over…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

sinclair's Review

I went to the Penthouse Club at 23:15 on a Thursday night. There was a $12 cover charge assessed at Penthouse’s anteroom bar that faces Iberville Street. In addition, I had to show my photo…

Scuttlebutt Gentlemen's Club

Slidell, Louisiana

sinclair's Review

I went to Scuttlebutt Gentlemen’s Club at 20:00 on a Friday night. There was a $5 cover charge at the door. A Sincweiser was $6, and Jager Bombs were $12.50. There is no food served,…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Saturday Night Very Live

I've reviewed this place a lot in the past, both good and bad. This is mostly a good review because a few things have changed. Here are some things that haven't. They still have…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Risque Bristol

Was in the area, so I wanted to See how Samantha was at Risque Bristol. Plenty of parking at 100 pm in a empty lot. Walk through a unoperative metal detector and no cover.…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

Only game in town

I was in Arkansas on business and looking to do something other than spending the night in the hotel. I did my obligatory research and this appeared to be the best of several bad…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

2 nights 2 different experiences

Went to the club 2 nights in a row., Friday and Saturday. The first night I was checking it out looking for the right girl. Having been to the club before, I was…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

An hour to kill…

Parking lot: Since I had an hour to kill I decided to pull into the parking lot of players. Shockingly there was actually cars in the parking lot about eight or nine more…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

if you sit at the bar do not expect any attention

i stopped in Indi for a night on a biz trip so i thought that since i was there and had not hit this place in a while i would check it out. i…

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5 Strippers Reveal The Craziest Things They've Seen At The Club

Regulars are weird? "It’s the customers who stop by the club for a drink after work daily, the ones who have their favorite dancers and memorize their performance schedules, and especially those who like to pay a bit extra for that…

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Fat girls give better BJ

while I usually stick to the younger thinner types, sometimes you gotta love the one you're with. When there's limited options and there's an itch that needs scratched. So the question is: do fat girls give better head?…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Surprisingly fun Monday night

Staying downtown for a conference and decided to check out the “legendary” Cheetah. The Cheetah website is currently “new website experience coming soon” so it’s worthless. Going in, I was very concerned that their Twitter…

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Random thought of the day: Airlines

I’ve flown on more airlines that are out of business than ones that are still operating today Eastern TWA Northwest Ozark ATA AirTran USAir ComAir and I’ve probably forgot some I guess I’m bad luck

Club Cheetah

Corpus Christi, Texas

Come here for drinks instead of twin peaks nearby.

This is one of the top 2 in Corpus area, and in my opinion the SLIGHTLY better of the two. The other being the Palace. Cheetahs is located centrally right off the freeway. There…

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Preserve the circle jerk

When talking to my fav (in her late 20s) recently, I used the term "circle jerk". She had no idea what I was talking about. Is this because she doesn't have any brothers, or is the concept disappearing?…

The Palace Men's Club

Corpus Christi, Texas

One of the top 2 in Corpus Christi

This is one of the top 2 places is Corpus Christi. The other being Cheetahs. Both have fairly similar interiors. Pretty big building and big parking lot, I parked for free on the…

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Insert Here

I think a dancer tried to rob on a VIP dance and I don't know what what to do. I need your help! I was talking to this really really hot blonde in a club last weekend. She kept mentioning we…

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Yellowstone

Any of you so called Americans watching 1883? Tell us your bad ass American family history!

Bottom's Up

Corpus Christi, Texas

A nice place to chill, drink, and hang out. Nobody is pushy. Affordable.

If you're from out of town this will be one of your top 3 choices. The place is located in the last unit of a clean looking strip mall. The places nextdoor didn't seem to…

Secrets Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Now-defunct San Antonio strip club suffers heavy damage from weekend fire

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/overnight-fire-Secrets-gentlemens-club-16932290.php?IPID=MySA-HP-CP-Spotlight Was formerly a strip club, then shut down and occasionally homeless people would occupy the building, and then recently caught on fire. Nothing much about it, but this is posted for posterity. Didn’t realize this place had even shut down…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

About as good as it's going to get these days.

Stopped in to P10 on a mid-afternoon visit. Cover is $10. If I recall correctly it used to be waived if you ordered lunch. It's certainly not that way now. They keep telling me the…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Slow afternoon

Had been leery to return to Bristol after the news reports about shootings last year at night but that was almost a year ago and I figured checking out the day shift when I was…

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Body Count (Sexual Partners Exercise)

Now that football season is over I have a fun or maybe eye opening exercise for guys who like to frequent extras bars. Write down every girl you have "seen". Boy was it eye opening and a trip that memory…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Served Its Purpose

By the time I arrived at Breathless on a Thursday afternoon, I was in dire need of a decent strip club experience. Earlier in the week I had visited 4 other area clubs and each…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Lunch time visit

Went here for the first time as I was passing through Huntsville. Got here at noon and expected there to be something of a lunch time crowd. Boy was I wrong. Stayed for an hour…

Politics

Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. Religion is what ke

Title couldn’t say it all. Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. ~ Napoleone di Buonaparte aka Napoleon Bonaparte ~ Born 15 August 1769 Ajaccio, Corsica, Kingdom of France ~ Died 5 May…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

You can have a lot of fun here

I went to Tropical Lei on a Saturday. Arrived at 8:30. When I arrived, there were about 15 girls working and more arrived through the shift. The club itself has a unique vibe to it.…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Friday at Treasure Club

Stopped by Treasure Club about a week and a half ago for a couple of hours when flight put me in Greensboro earlier than expected. I arrived around 2:30 on a Friday and the parking…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

A Return to the Rhino

We returned to Spearmint after a great visit last fall. Our first visit was strictly to watch the stage dancers and enjoy a few beverages. This time, our intention was to get at least one…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

A few nice blondes in a sea of Latin domination

It looked pretty crowded for a Sunday based on the parking lot. I paid my cover with a Benjamin. They gave me five $2 bills, seven $1 bills and the rest of my change in…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I Did Get To Pet Some Kitty

After 2 botched missions earlier on Sunday (Pandora’s was a bust…I did see Martina for the 1st time but she did nothing for me) and Sugar’s (only 2 girls there: Vee and Chandler and neither…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thirsty Thursdaze

Tried this place out since I had never been, but I wouldn’t go back for a few reasons. I’ll skip the monotonous club descriptions because it’s a pretty basic setup. Only thing I’ll add as…

The Body Shop Gentlemen's Club

Buffalo, New York

There was a connection.

I visited the Bodyshop over a year ago and I decided it was about time to pay another visit to see how things have changed. Well, I paid the $20 dollars cover at the door as…

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Dancers with long memories

Ever have a dancer remember you from like 20-25 years ago? I was at a club and the female bartender was talking to a dancer across the bar. The dancer laughed and looked over at me. A few minutes later…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Time is Money!

*GETTING THERE* The GPS address is 1 Franklin Square, Providence, RI *OUTSIDE* Old brick building with safe, ample, lit parking. There is valet parking most nights and Friday day. *INSIDE* Entry through glass doors into vestibule through a metal detector…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Naughty

Arrived on a Thursday around 1pm. The place was nearly empty but throughout the afternoon more girls trickled in up to maybe 15 or so by the time I needed to leave at 3.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Sunday struggles

In town for work and decided to venture out on a Sunday, weather was good compared to what it’s been so this may have kept a bunch of people out instead of in the clubs.…

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Tetraplop/Trolladon/Tetradon is really Cacaplop

Notice how they're on at the same time Sound alike Their posts piggy back off each other They play the good bigot bad bigot routine Some of the best trolling here

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Cheetah Hallandale in the afternoon

Stopped by cheetah after a day at the races closeby. Parking was easy with large lot that seems to be shared with other businesses. Paid a couple dollars before entering.…

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Free legal advice...

☆☆☆ The response to questions submitted by anonymous persons on TUSCL are in no way intended to establish any form of attorney-client relationship with either the anonymous TUSCL question posters nor any other social media medium nor should they rely…

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Rate this YouTube/insta thot...

https://youtu.be/MxeY7vlN8qo https://instagram.com/esamanavarrete?utm_medium=copy_link I think she's adorable af

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Inflation at the strip club

Have you noticed any inflation at the strip club? For entry fees and drink prices I have. A lot of clubs that did not charge them in the past charge them now and ones that did charge them have raised the…

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Definition of "wealthy"

You have enough money so you never need to wank.

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

First Strip Club Experience

I had never been to a strip club before and was interested in the experience. My friend suggested Scores since it was closer than his usual haunts. We walked in just after midnight and the…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Good value

I have been here a number of times mostly midweek and afternoon but not as a rule. There used to be an issue of lack of talent in the afternoons but of late (maybe due…

Incognito Gentlemen's Club

Paducah, Kentucky

Paducah Incogneto

went in around 2 in the afternoon, the place opens at 12 noon , i think there were 4 girls there, the bartender was the hottest of all 1…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Fun night at Stage Dolls talent is improving

First time back since the closed around Christmas time. Came in on a Friday night around 10pm. Stayed for about an hour. Walk in through a door and turn left to a bar right in…

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OT: Jeffrey Epstein’s Alleged Modelling Agent Accomplice Found Dead In Paris Pri

Title couldn’t say it all. Jeffrey Epstein’s Alleged Modelling Agent Accomplice Found Dead In Paris Prison… https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/jean-luc-brunel-found-dead-in-prison-jeffrey-epstein/amp/

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Sunday At The Boardroom Cabaret

It's been a couple of months since I've been to the Boardroom Cabaret. The club continues to open at 3:00 PM these days (Wednesday - Sunday only). There were 4 customer and 3 dancers in…

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The coronation of King Charles III

The Queen has covid and although I’m sure she will get the best of care she is not in the best demographic for covid survival. That may mean that her son will soon be King. This is your reminder that Charles…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

When in Smithton...

The Filly has not changed in years, but the dancers have. Gravel parking, $22 cover on weekends, free cheap beer or soda. Bar and stage seating. $20 LDs, $135/20 min VIP, $195/40 mins, $265/60 mins.…

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Old School Strip Clubs

I hit a couple of throwback strip clubs in Philly recently. Lou Turks I believe was a bar going back to at least the 60's then became a strip club later on. And Penn's Port Pub since I believe '78.…

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Stripper shoe tip from an MMA fighter drag queen

If your shoe is too tight, put a wet rag in it, and put it in the freezer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQIMNE8E2yk

Politics

Seattle Removes Bike Helmets Law

You'll like the reason why. https://www.yahoo.com/news/seattle-bike-helmet-rule-dropped-152542953.html

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Boardroom not boring

I am glad Foxy...er BC...is back. It was always one of my favorites but one I didn't visit very often due to distance and other options being closer. Except for a sign out…

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Finland skier suffers frozen penis in Olympics mass start race

That's taking sports too far. https://nypost.com/2022/02/20/finland-skier-remi-lindholm-suffers-frozen-penis-in-olympics-mass-start-race/?utm_campaign=nypevening&utm_source=sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20220220&lctg=607d87f8cd30447577b9bb22&utm_term=NYP%20-%20Evening%20Update

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Why Detroit really fell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDHc0OdJftU

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

A fun time after a long break

It had been since June last year that I went to a strip club and I couldn't make up my mind where to go but I eventually ended up at Paradise Showgirls which seems to…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Some struggle and some fun at Cab II on a Friday

Had some time to kill on a Friday afternoon and there was sunshine, which makes me horny. Hadn’t been to Cab II in a while but had some decent memories of the place. I don’t…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Mediocre quick trip.

I arrived at BDD at around 5pm on a Friday with 30 minutes to kill before flying out. Cover was $3. Beer was $5.50 at walk-in. BDD is very large but the upstairs was closed…

Duces Wild

Salt Lake City, Utah

Duces aren't very wild

During Covid they stayed open, but they had plastic all around the stage. At least they took that down in the fall of 2021, so now it's pretty much back to normal. Normal,…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Colombians, Dominicans & Bolt-ons

The Summary: A place with a lot of potential. Right day = great play. Just make sure not on a Sunday night. The Intro: I've been meaning to come here for a while (pun intended).…

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CLIP OF A GUY TRYING TO HELP OUT A GIRL

probably was a skit but i don't care as i still thought it was pretty funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d86O3hL391s

After Dark Gentleman's Lounge

Irvington, New Jersey

Not the best experience, but Hazel saved it

I was in the North Jersey area and had an itch for thick black girls so I decided to check this spot out. Be aware that the club is in a pretty sketch neighborhood, but…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Good enough, but not my 1st choice, also smoky

Second stop of the night. Visited about 9-10.30 pm on Saturday night. Location: Cheaters is also located right on the main highway running through Cocoa Beach. It seemed like a perfectly fine area. Parking / Valet: SMALL…

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✨✨St. Louis✨✨

I’m at Diamond Cab through Tuesday if anyone wants to stop by ❤️

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Why???? I got kicked out of da WalFart???

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdBw9QCv/ ^^^ here is da video

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Friendly neighborhood Cubans

I'm about a once a month visitor to Cheetah PB. The admission is $1 during the afternoon, $15 at night. Beers are $7, shots are $9. A personal pet peeve is that they don't stock…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, Illinois

Decent time had at High Heels

Went in paid 7.00 cover, door guy checked my ID and I walked in to the video gaming area which had a small half round stage with a pole. No one dancing there. Went into…

The Palace

Altoona, Pennsylvania

Both a Return and a First

This is the first time I have been to the place since it was transformed from Club Coconuts. Now called The Palace, it is a BYOB type of place and has the late night hours…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Too Early on a Saturday

Was there from 2:00 to 3:30. No cover or parking that early. No security or doorman to be seen. The first person I encountered was the bartender. When I got there, 2 customers and 3…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Gold Club Works For Me

Mask mandate gone. For months PLs did not have to don a mask inside but needed to enter with a mask. But now your mask is not needed. This will seem like an ad, digital marketing,…

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Mr. Mark, where is my fucking debatey-debates trophy?

Mr. Mark like to play the debatey-debates game because he learned logic, philosophy, rhetoric, and pool cleaning when he went to Trump University. But I kicked his ass in the debatey-debates https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=78609 and he still hasn’t sent me a trophy. WTF?…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

foxx

Anyone have experience with Foxx? Does she do VIP?

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Pretty good if you don’t mind the 2nd hand smoke

First stop of the night. Visited early-ish 6-9 pm on a Saturday night. Location: Lido is located right on the main highway running through Cocoa Beach. Large sign. Easy to find. Just be aware that the…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Risque

This place is off the main strip veterans highway in Bristol. Plenty of parking. On the sides and back of building. Walk in and there’s a metal detector directly in front and bathrooms to the…

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Survivor

During the week I got dances from a girl in her early 40's that I thought just had a bad boob job. As she brought them up close and personal to my face, I realized her nipples were tattoos. She…

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OT: Helipcoter crashes in crowded South Beach beach near the shore

It's very common for tour helicopters to be flying up and down the shore of Miami beach; so not surprising this would happen - video in link below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXqMrtquAMc

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Daydream Non Believer

So sleepy jean and the homecoming queen, go to hell. Philadelphia, PA. In the Northeast. Now coming here you might be like uhh where is this GPS taking me? It's like a real industrial area…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Welcome to the wide wide wonderful world of big black bodacious bubble booties at bucks

Philadelphia, PA. South Philadelphia. Industrial area, not too much going on around this part. Under the Walt Whitman Bridge. VIP parking to the left, self parking in back via the right side. Walk around in…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

If ethnic chicks is your scene

Went to Scarlett’s Friday after work, there were roughly 7-10 girls working. The staff were stiff and direct without much personality, but you’re not there for the staff. The woman are more ethnic than other…

Politics

Day of remembrance for Japanese Americans

All of you pretend to care about Asians so much. https://youtu.be/wyDLr8Svoio https://youtu.be/hI4NoVWq87M

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Only way to solve systemic racism...

White supremacy won't die until white people see it as a white issue they need to solve rather than a minority issue they need to empathize with.

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Good times with a party, don't know about going alone

After a work happy hour, a couple of colleagues and I decided to stop by Playmates for a little fun on a Thursday night. This was my first strip club experience since recently moving to…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Pick your spots and don't blow it

Stopped by on a Saturday around 4PM. Back of the parking lot was full and a few cars out front, which translated to about ~25 customers surrounding the bar. You walk in and the bathrooms are…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Good Time

Stopped by Columbus Gold Thursday at about 8:00 PM. There were two guys at the door collecting a $10 cover charge. The guy in front of me had on cargo pants and…

Tijuana

Cascadas vs Rizo de Oro

Hey guys - headed to Hong Kong early march on a Tuesday - trying to decide between one night at cascadas versus Rizo - sounds like Rizo a bit quieter and less expensive. Planning only the night at Hong…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

After a long time away, I don't feel like I've been missing much at The Venue

It's been a while since I've been back to strip clubs, and I decided to pop into The Venue to see if I would enjoy myself there as much as I did a few years…

Treasure Club

Hickory, North Carolina

Probably not a good daytime spot

Was in the area for work and after having a good experience at their club in Greensboro, I decided to stop in. Club is located just off 40 and 70 in what I would consider a…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Nice time for an afternoon visit.

Went by Wednesday afternoon around 3. Cover charge was $5. ( It might be $10 at other times). The website says they open at noon. I talked to one of the dancers and she said…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Nirvana!

This review is for two visits, Jan 31 (day and night) and Feb 1 (night only). I had planned to make more visits to BD and other establishments the week of Jan 31 but the…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Glad I Made the Drive

Staying in Greensboro for a couple days. Have tried two of the clubs there; one was a bit too restrictive and not very friendly and the other just trashy IMO. Looking for something…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Keeps Bringing me back

I always think about taking tootsies off of my rotation during my trips to miami but I always end up back just the sheer size ease numbers and variety you may get with the opportunity…

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Mongering trip to the US Virgin Islands

Hey guys I’m on a plane right now on a mongering trip to Virgin Islands. It supposed to be a harem of girls on the island and you can pretty much do what you please, I’m really stoked you guys.…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Show me your boobs & Tell me to give you money

Philadelphia, PA. South Philly. Nobody reviewed this spot in couple years so we had to put it on the board again. BTW only open on Friday and Saturday night so I'm not sure how regular'd…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Paying Pussies & Puppies that Pass @ Penn's Port Pub as a Proud, Poised, Passionate, Prolific, Prominent, Poignant, Proficient, Powerful, Persistent, Promising, Prominent PL

South Philadelpha, PA. Friday Night. Around 1030. On Christopher Columbus Blvd. Parking right out front on the street. Right across the street from Show & Tell. Walk in. No cover, no door guy. Layout is…

Spearmint Rhino

New York, New York

crickets chirping on friday night

Time for Review #2, this combines one weekday experience with a friday night experience, cover is now $20, but no drink minimum. No pat down or ID scan, same as before. Floor 5 (stages/tables but…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Beautiful women

I reviewed after an off night and made some assumptions so this is me correcting the record. Got there about 8pm on a Friday. Lot is well lit and feels safe. Scanned ID and I…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Decent experience at the Hiliters -- Still some way back to the glory days

I recently discovered tuscl and decided to contribute. I have stayed in chandler for almost 4 years now and visited my share of strip clubs (Sugar 44, Christies, Hiliter and LeGirls). I mustered the courage…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Saturday afternoon delight

Sunny Saturday afternoon, walked in and could barely see. Sat down and it took a while for the waitress to take my drink. There were a few customers and maybe 2 girls. As I could…

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

TJ's: Reasonably good (but no food)

My visit was 7:30-8:40 pm, and then I returned from 10:00 -11:00. The place is on 1st St. at the corner of National. There is a Cousins subs parking lot on the corner which you…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Bogarts 1st Cousin

Finished some work in the area and decided to stop by and check out the night shift. This club is a younger version of Bogie's or H8. The talent sucks most of the time, the…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

The Ultimate YMMV club.

I have come to this club quite a bit over the last few years and have seen it change. From the highs when there is a plenty of hot Cubans ready to service you behind…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Such a fine Friday afternoon visit

Stopped by PO on a Friday Afternoon hoping to see Stormy after hearing about her. I walked in with a mask on and there was no cover charge as it was only in the…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Weekend in Seattle

Was in town staying in Everett for business the weekend of the NFL conference championship games. Decided to hit up a strip club with a few of my buddies. Somehow this club became the destination…

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Ildas place II Queens New York

Found this bar randomly, was in the area of Elmhurst to try some Tibetan food at Lhasa fresh foods, walking around the neighborhood I found this place was open, saw this name in previous discussions as closed, but it’s open…

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Is this a good idea? Or good intentions that may go bad?

I saw a post about Victoria’s Secret having a model with Down syndrome in lingerie, and I thought it was great they would include her. But then I started thinking, will this sexualize a young woman who might not understand…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Uphill

Has anyone been in lately? I was in the past 2 weeks and the club was definitely going uphill their was a few new girls on and a new dj the club seemed to have the environment of the old…

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Why so angry about Cacaplop? He fought and died for his country.

Is it really fair to hound a guy off the board if he goes to fight in Nam, gets fragged by his platoon for being a dick, and then manages to start posting on a titty club web site via…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Enjoyable Evening at Lido Cabaret

Came in on a Thursday night around 7. Plenty of parking available in a secure location. $8 cover at the door. $6.25 for beer. The place is very well laid out with a high-end appeal.…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

James Gandolfini Would Never Have Tolerated This

After a rather disappointing experience at nearby AJ's earlier in the day, I decided to stop by Satin Dolls later that evening, knowing full well that it would be in my best interests to keep…

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No logic in rules

I am here today to bitch about these clubs have no logic in their rules. Like hey it is ok to let dudes touch on stage especially for like $4, but ur panties better be a certain width. Wear nipple tape or…

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Meaning of fav gifts

A fav has now given me two stuffed animals. Both of them are monkeys. Is she trying to tell me something?

Politics

Who is the World Economic Forum and why don't they want us to own anything?

WEF predictions for 2030 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER04dbt5p74 Welcome To 2030: I Own Nothing, Have No Privacy And Life Has Never Been Better https://www.forbes.com/sites/worldeconomicforum/2016/11/10/shopping-i-cant-really-remember-what-that-is-or-how-differently-well-live-in-2030/?sh=431fcf9b1735 WEF's partners https://www.weforum.org/partners

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Do strippers have a bad rep because of geriatric trick senily?

I thought she stole a roll of paper towels when she came over for OTC. I just now noticed it was on a table I walk past like 50 times a day.

Strip Clubs in the New York City Metropolitan Area: Random Thoughts, Notes, Musings and a Bird's Eye View

I recently shit out a few articles on certain areas in the New York City part of country, Long Island, Queens, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Bronx, New Jersey. You can find all that just click my profile and go to articles all that stuff is in there. This article right here is not detailed but just a general overview and wrap up of the whole thing. Stepping back and taking that big picture look at a part of the country with 20 million people in it. So just sit back, relax and let's listen to the advice of some drunk lunatic on a strip club website. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHRnvjCkTsw&t=135s -Overall I think the area I would put as average. It's not the worst as some…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Crystal

Anyone in contact with Crystal and know, if/when shes coming back?

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Inflation Part 2

My god, please stop! Prices crept up during COVID. Okay, I can live with that. Now it’s just out of hand, some items have almost doubled in price. I was never one to pay much attention to…

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Your own private club ..

It's pretty easy Get some stripper hoes Have them contact their tricks for a private event Use your cashapp for the cover charge Get a nice air bomb Make sure you tell them there's no parking at the event. Most private partiesbget busted coz…

Politics

Tennessee man who promoted Covid vaccine dies after receiving booster

Yet another militant pro-vaccine activist dies after receiving vaccine. This is just a selective example of thousands such cases. https://thecovidblog.com/2022/01/25/bill-branch-70-year-old-tennessee-painter-says-get-vaccine-not-dewormer-dead-10-weeks-after-moderna-mrna-booster-injection/

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Post Covid SC

I see a lot of people referring to the “post Covid” sc environment. The wut? I don’t know one dancer who stopped dancing bc Covid, and aside from some mask rules off and on, everything has been kinda…

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Who wants to be a Male Porn Star?

If you could? I mean just imagine that being your job. Going in every day and banging the hottest girls. Like stripper escort types. College age girls. And be making like at least $100K a year doing a year doing…

Europa Bar

Queens, New York

Still Open?

Google is stating it is temporarily closed, is that still the case?

Pink Pussycat

Miami, Florida

Club closed.

Club permanently closed. https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/club-pink-pussycat-storied-miami-strip-joint-is-no-more-13926168

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Extras in LA

Hey guys, will be in LA in March for a business trip and have a day to myself. Been on here for quite some time now but it seems like nobody reviews as often but anyways, anybody know of clubs…

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Cleveland Area

I’ll be in the Cleveland area this week. Not looking for ITC extras but an OTC experience would be nice. Can I get some pointers? Thanks! I’m kind of new to the scene but I have gotten OTC at a…

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The real name of Thailand's capitol is....

Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit.

Politics

Why can’t Americans comprehend Chinese names?

As a sophisticated space genius and cosmopolitan citizen of the world yours truly understands Chinese names. But somehow there are many parochial citizens of the United States that simply cannot. For example, Mr. Dixie is all bent out of shape…

Tijuana

Haitian Resorts

Hello travels,has anyone here ever tried an all-inclusive in Haiti? I thought since DR is a great spot for talent maybe Haiti would perhaps have a few resorts with girls too.