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OT: Investment tip to get your guaranteed fixed rate of 8.54%!!

Mate27
TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
Wednesday, April 13, 2022 4:30 AM
While learning of the passing of tuscl great Juice mane, this post is in honor of your great investing wisdom. Treasury [view link] is where you can create an account to purchase an I bond, pegged to the inflation rate. Downside is you are limited to $10,000 annual purchase. Buy before April 28th and you get 7.12% for 6 months (annually adjusted), and then you’ll get 9.62% (annually adjusted) for the next 6 months. On $10k you will garner a guaranteed 8.54% for 12 months. There is nowhere giving out guaranteed on your cash like this if you can afford to leave it in for at least 12 months or longer. I put $10k into this in December and another $10k in February on cash I don’t need. Glad I did because my adviser told me to be fully invested and not let the government borrow my money. I can’t wait to talk to him in a couple weeks for our semi annual review. I am thinking about telling him “You’re fired!” In honor of da Juice mane, offer some of your best investing tips! RIP Juice

27 comments

  • shailynn
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    2 years ago
    Good advice Meat - thanks for sharing.
  • crazyjoe
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    2 years ago
    Buy Silver Eagles
  • crazyjoe
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    2 years ago
    Jk. If you are buying silver get rounds or bars
  • Mate27
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    2 years ago
    ^^^ yeah? Well fuck you mane, and dump the Hertz you rode in on! It looks like your advice is to get a strap on to fuck your self with. The only wisdom people can pass on is what they personally have used. No wonder you’re the top salesman of the power washer 3050!!
  • Cashman1234
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    2 years ago
    I appreciate that advice. It’s very useful to find an investment that provides a yield that approaches the crazy rate of inflation we are currently experiencing! And I was thinking of honoring Juice by purchasing $20 of scratch offs, a can of 4 Loko and a bucket of chacken fangers!
  • rickmacrodong
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    2 years ago
    Wow, i gotta do this! If anything that 8% gain on the $10,000, is an additional $800 free. Perfect for blowing on the strip club, escorts, or sex toys. I need to research this more then put my money into it.
  • mark94
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    2 years ago
    If your investment horizon is 5 years, or longer, a diversified stock portfolio is always better than any alternative investment vehicle, including bonds. But, sure, if this is money that you’ll need in the next 3 years, bonds can be useful.
  • Mate27
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    2 years ago
    ^^^ you’re right, and maybe I should have titles this as a “Savings tip” because this was money of mine that is for emergencies or short term needs. I only need it to be locked away for 12 months and I can access it, and if rates plummet down I will be able to move it somewhere else.
  • san_jose_guy
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    2 years ago
    US bonds can be a good deal. But floating investments are not investments, they are just gambling. SJG
  • twentyfive
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    2 years ago
    ^ what the fuck is a gamble about this you are just like Iceefag, even if you don't have anything to say you just say anything, what the fuck is wrong with you ?
  • san_jose_guy
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    2 years ago
    The mathematical expectation is higher when people put their money into their own ventures, things they run themselves, or run with close associates. Some will also put money into things with fixed pay out rates, like US Bonds. And some will put stuff into market free floating things, but this is just gambling and they do it to get an emotional high. SJG
  • twentyfive
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    2 years ago
    ^ Oh shut the fuck up you are a fucking moron, everybody has figured that out by now.
  • san_jose_guy
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    2 years ago
    Again, I'm going to make 25 an offer he can't refuse. SJG
  • Tetradon
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    2 years ago
    ^ Oral or anal?
  • twentyfive
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    2 years ago
    I told you a long time ago you can't afford to make me an offer and even if you did I'm genuinely not interested.
  • shailynn
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    2 years ago
    ^^^ WTF you can’t use some goats and an aluminum cans collection? Maybe a used purple Huffy bike?
  • san_jose_guy
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    2 years ago
    Generosity is not the signature of the irrefusable offer. SJG
  • Mate27
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    2 years ago
    ^^ really, SJG? 25 has got it right asking wtf is rong with you? Even if you successfully put your money into your own ventures, you still need to place strategic money into some kind of investment. The majority of successful 501c3 non profits that are successful have a portfolio of investments for operating costs, and all successful individuals have personal investments with their war chests and personal finances, otherwise why work yourself to the graveyard? So what do you have against investing 101, simple things? We all have a shelf life, and if you’re not making various investments to diversify your finances, then you’re just plain too stupid to be putting all your eggs 🥚 into your “own ventures”. What if you get old and never build that organization you say you’re building, because you sat on the San Jose publi library posting tripe 6 days a week? No wonder you’re homeless, SJG.
  • san_jose_guy
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    2 years ago
    Very conservative things that 501c3's put their money into. And still, nothing has as high a mathematical expectation as things that you or close associates run yourselves. Your own ventures, or things set up to be run by teams that you have assembled have the highest mathematical expectation. People who get an emotional charge off of squandering money in things they have no control over have only themselves to blame for the results. SJG
  • Mate27
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    2 years ago
    ^^ SJG you’re getting stupider with each post you write. This is a guarantee from the largest political organization on earth, the US government! How is that squandering money? If they can’t pay up, you’re not living in this country. And if you don’t believe in those guarantees, then get the fuck out of my country you traitor!
  • san_jose_guy
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    2 years ago
    I said that US Savings Bonds are good, and for exactly the reason you state. A whole hell of a lot better than most of the other things people post about putting money into. But the mathematical expectation is still nothing like what it can be putting money into your own ventures, or into those run by teams of close associates. SJG
  • rickmacrodong
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    2 years ago
    25 what are yoi talking about what kind of offer? For you to join his organization?
  • Diez Pesos
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    2 years ago
    Gracias Meat. Great tip.
  • shailynn
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    2 years ago
    “But the mathematical expectation is still nothing like what it can be putting money into your own ventures, or into those run by teams of close associates.” This is coming from a guy who didn’t have internet access to adult sites for over a year, which likely means he was homeless and had to jack wifi from a restricted source. So I’m other words “how is investing your money into your own ventures working out buddy?” I mean I pass homeless people with phones everyday on the street and they probably have internet access to adult sites. NOTE: 2nd best thing about this entire thread is Meat used the word RONG. In memory of the late great Juice 🧃 I would hope.
  • san_jose_guy
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    2 years ago
    Shailynn practices this everyday, he has got it down pat: [view link] SJG As far as I know bang69 is Juicebox69. Unless he sent his password to someone else, then Juice was still posing April 9, 2022 [view link] Intro to Kabbalah Part I - The Tree of Life & Hebrew Letters [view link]
  • Mate27
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    2 years ago
    Bang69 is not Juice, SJG. You think all of the good ol’ boys look alike! Right you racist pig?
  • san_jose_guy
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    2 years ago
    I believe that they had been the same. Juice seemed to sometimes give his accounts away. Very saddened to see Juice's passing. SJG
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