I came across a conspiracy theory about Twitter. It’s really a wild one. So wild, I can’t believe it. But, it’s so wild, I had to share it. Here it is, purely for entertainment purposes.
Twitter’s business model makes no sense, given the cost of server operation. They could never be profitable. The only way Twitter makes sense is if someone is subsidizing its operation and the only entity that could afford the annual subsidy of billions of dollars is the US government.
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You know that Alex Berenson is suing twitter and that Elon Musk has offered to buy it. alexberenson.substack.com
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Lol, and the sjcreep is really soros posting his thoughts under an assumed name.
Today, Saudi Prince Alweed tweeted that Musk’s offer for Twitter was too low. Musk responded by asking how much of Twitter is owned by Saudi Arabia.
Musk just placed a huge stake in Twitter not long ago and made a bid for a board seat. The Twitter execs talked with him, and they made an announcement that he refused due to a background check requirement. He might have made some vague statements then about buying the place. It looks like he wants to make changes in the Twitter platform and they don't.
Of course social media corporations cooperate with the government homeland security etc. If tuscl got noticed you'd get a knock on your door too lulz
That is a ridiculous conspiracy theory. Any thoughtful person knows that the US Government is not funding Twitter. It's the Lizard People from Alpha Centauri.
How do you know its not the greys? Eating 9ranges blocks the mind control waves 🤡🤡😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔
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Homie, do the greys call you icey or since they know the truth about everything do they call you your original name dougster?
Conservative treehouse and Salon are to news and information as a kick square in the nads is to an orgasm.
^ Exactly the kind of thing a lizard person from Alpha Centauri would say
Is this a conspiracy?
^ Depends. Conspiracies involve multiple people. Since you don’t have friends I assume the conspirators are Mr. O, Mr. S, and Ms. U, the three people living in your head.
Fun fact: Ms. U is actually a tranny
Apparently after living in your head for years the only way you could cope with the real DrPhil is by impersonating and trolling him. Sad fact!
The Doctor Phil here is an even bigger douchebag than the fraud on television.
jackslash is almost right. The Lizard People are from inside our own hollow earth, en.wikipedia.org. They are at war with the reptiloids from Alpha Centauri. They funnel refugees from their home planet through the entrances to hollow Earth located at each pole, and Mount Shasta.
Mount Shasta is actually awesome.
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