Coming to you gents for some more advice. Recently during an OTC date with one of my new "Friends" I really had to go number 2. I usually wait to get home but the pad thai did a number on my system. Well when I was shitting the smell was so putrid they guy in the stall next to me threw up. Has this happened to anyone? And how do I remedy this so it doesnt happen again! Im sweating bullets here.
In my view, all should have been fine for the rest of your OTC date.
The pad Thai can hit hard. But, it’s like a summer storm, as it passes as quickly as it arrives.
Many American men have dainty nostrils. They aren’t prepared to handle the odors of brutal squirts from many spicy Thai dishes. So, the guy vomiting in the next stall is simply an overreaction! Who actually breathes through their nose in a Thai bathroom anyway?!
Since you are likely either getting ready to fuck a Viet coffee girl or a girl who just made it to San Jose after a month long hike from Ecuador - there should be no concern about the smell of your farts. Just wash your hands after wiping your ass! It’s rude to finger any whore if you still have mud under your nails.
If your OTC date happens to be a goat - disregard the above paragraph - as the stench of veggie laden stool and dingle berries are goat aphrodisiacs!
Now the creep is starting threads with one of his alternate accounts and returning to post with his original account.
Sure looks like mental illness to me!
I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone - as SJG wanted to keep this a secret.
A few weeks ago, during SJG’s weekly conjugal visit to the goat farm, he was performing oral on a female goat. The goat was flatulent after eating an entire can of beans. Well, the goat broke more than just wind, and SJG really enjoyed the chunky chocolate milkshake deposited on his head.
Ever since that experience, he’s been thinking about putting Exlax in the goat feed. But, the farmer won’t allow it. That is bad for goat milk as it dehydrates the goats.
SJG has been jacking off in his tent with melted Cadbury bars for several weeks. But, it’s not the same. He can cum from watching 2 girls 1 cup either - as they look much cleaner than goat ass.
I suppose he can wash it down with wine made from grapes crushed by Cesar Chavez's feet, then lettuce for dessert, of course only if Cesar and the goats approve.
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The pad Thai can hit hard. But, it’s like a summer storm, as it passes as quickly as it arrives.
Many American men have dainty nostrils. They aren’t prepared to handle the odors of brutal squirts from many spicy Thai dishes. So, the guy vomiting in the next stall is simply an overreaction! Who actually breathes through their nose in a Thai bathroom anyway?!
Since you are likely either getting ready to fuck a Viet coffee girl or a girl who just made it to San Jose after a month long hike from Ecuador - there should be no concern about the smell of your farts. Just wash your hands after wiping your ass! It’s rude to finger any whore if you still have mud under your nails.
If your OTC date happens to be a goat - disregard the above paragraph - as the stench of veggie laden stool and dingle berries are goat aphrodisiacs!
Sure looks like mental illness to me!
SJG
Are you ever going to address your creepy 'stranger's ass to your mouth' fetish?
SJG
And while you're at it, what's the deal with your Cesar Chavez's feet fetish?
A few weeks ago, during SJG’s weekly conjugal visit to the goat farm, he was performing oral on a female goat. The goat was flatulent after eating an entire can of beans. Well, the goat broke more than just wind, and SJG really enjoyed the chunky chocolate milkshake deposited on his head.
Ever since that experience, he’s been thinking about putting Exlax in the goat feed. But, the farmer won’t allow it. That is bad for goat milk as it dehydrates the goats.
SJG has been jacking off in his tent with melted Cadbury bars for several weeks. But, it’s not the same. He can cum from watching 2 girls 1 cup either - as they look much cleaner than goat ass.
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lulz