Run of the mill waste of time and space club

I pretty much hate every American strip club there is, but anyhow don't go here if you actually want to have a good night or a memorable one. I hate covers, especially for $20. Pat downs are one thing but the security staff here act like NY cops and I half expect one to put a gun in my mouth at any time. Funny thing is I've seen way nicer looking places with no pat down. It's byob, which is fine. I'm not much of a drinker anyhow. Though the girl at the counter who refrigerates drinks (no idea what to call that job) I think was either hammered, drugged or both. I knew the drill since I've been here before but the first thing she said to me was absolute gibberish. Worse yet I had to pay this space case for a cup too. Anyhow, I suppose that's enough about the staff for now. On to the dancers.

In terms of looks the dancers are fine. This is one of those clubs in my experience where they'll usually just ignore you most of the time. Though, almost as soon as I sat down a girl came to talk with me. Naturally, the first thing she mentioned was about a VIP which I declined for various reasons. Such as I don't really want to burn cash for an off the cuff very uninspired 2-4 minutes writhing over my pants. Regardless it's nice the dancers look good for the most part and actually bothered to talk to me this time. I didn't stay long because I didn't want too and did I mention hate strip clubs? In all fairness though, the dancers here aren't quite this places problem.

The problem with this place is basically everything else. In fact, if it wasn't for the rather convenient location of this place I'd probably be scoring it a 3/10. This isn't as bad as Dream Girls in WB which is somehow an even worse nightmare of a club but this place is quite awful regardless.