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3 years ago

Woman with biggest mouth vs man with biggest penis.

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TheOne&Only

That's not as much fun as it sounds like. There is a lot of testimonials out here on reddit from women with well above-average partners, and they call sex uncomfortable or even painful. I'm above average (of course, like everyone else but gmd), but I would hate to have to hunt around for a size queen to try and take a giant cock balls deep. Just like us, women's vaginas range in size from quite small to way large. I would imagine that's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I even read about one woman who vagina is so small, she has to have it medically expanded with inserts and orthotics. She has described that as an excruciatingly painful process, and months in she can barely accept an average tip. Nuts to that. My partners and I are happy where I am.

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san_jose_guy_

I read this as woman with the biggest mouth and penis. We can't win them all I guess.

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viking2012

Well creep I bet you can somewhat relate. Your posts here betray you as the guy with the biggest mouth and smallest penis.

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georgmicrodong

@gammanu95: Hey, I'm above average for a gorilla, and almost as hairy!

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ilbbaicnl

She's not ugly but somehow has a waitress at Stuckey's look. Why deal with that, when hentai porn solves any penis/mouth size mismatch problem?

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