Mileage????

Stopped at the Doll House last night around 8pm. There were 8 dancers. All but one had huge butts and were over weight everywhere. The set up of the club is well described in prior reviews. $10 cover, no booze as it it nude and $4 water or $5 Gatorade. There were 5-6 patrons in the club when I entered. Safe parking in a well lit lot. But…….the reason you come here is the girls and they weren’t special. The only slim girl was a Cuban who barely spoke English.

The private dances are $30 and are given in a row of elevated booths right off of the main floor with a stub wall and glass above such that anyone (including the bouncers) can look right into the booths. If you are seated to the side of the stage, you can look right into the booths. I seriously question the other reviews about action under this setup. I was sitting on the side watching as there was a long lapse in stage dancers and the girls giving dances were moving around during the dance so much there is no way any extras were being delivered. I asked one dancer who sat with me about “having Fun” during a dance and she said “what you are thinking about as fun isn’t available”. So, either the club has written some shill reviews previously about the club or I hit it on a bad night. I didn’t get any dances as who wants to spend $30 per song and just get frustrated. There was definitely the B team of dancers the night I was there.