If you’re in VA Beach and must club, go here but leave your perviest intentions at home

I was in town for an event and knew from reading reviews that VA Beach is at the opposite end of the spectrum from strip club destinations like FL, TX, etc. With reduced expectations, I reached out to some tuscl members who’d reviewed the VA Beach clubs and they confirmed that it’s a no extras zone. They also confirmed that Minx would be the best option with the most girls, plus some mediocre dance options.

I got to the club about 10p on a Saturday night. I was very impressed with the facility. It’s off in the middle of nowhere on the side of a 2 lane road that is not a highway, but maybe a 50 mph speed limit. Parking wraps around the building and on this night there were only a few spots left. I entered, got patted down and paid a $5 cover. My Coronas were $6 or $7 plus tip.

The club is fairly large inside. There’s a bar to the right staffed by five bartenders who were pretty hot themselves. There are some high tops in front of the bar with the main stage on the far side. The stage is shaped like a barbell with room for two or three girls to dance and is elevated higher than usual, maybe four feet? It’s surrounded with chairs with a counter to rest drinks and the seats were full of customers. The crowd was a lot of groups, including multiple bachelor parties and two (female) divorce parties. There were lots of couples in the crowd. I was definitely one of the few solo guests. There are a lot of waitresses circulating and they are good about keeping you with drink.