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Platinum Cabaret

Yuma, Arizona

Nice club in Yuma

The club was supposed to be open at 7pm but the man with the keys didn't show up until 7:30. It was past 8 before the music was turned on. The bartender had…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Some tips on Mario’s

Been coming here on and off for the last decade. Over the years it’s been consistent… Consistently hit or miss. Definitely a mixed bag here when it comes to dancers and atmosphere and dancers. Small club,…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Two Night Visits

I went 2 different nights to club (Wed. & Fri.) nights ~ 10pm to a bit after midnight both nights. Before I get into the trip reports, first..... BOILERPLATE SHIT/ $$ FACTORS : Free parking with…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

Afternoon Stop Was Disappointinf

I had been here before during the evening but some traffic on the interstate lead me by after a meeting in the afternoon. It was around 2pm so I decided to see what the afternoon…

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Paige Spiranac mistaken for ‘stripper’ and ‘porn star’ by traditionalists

She's the only thing that would make golf interesting. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/golf/17092506/paige-spiranac-stripper-porn-star-golf/

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Saturday afternoon bleh.

$5 cover to get in.No one was at the door but he came to find me.  I dont mind paying it except that i have to end up smelling like smokw-without a doubt the worst…

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Has anyone actually had sangria at a strip club?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Pv65PM_OY

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Diamond at CreekSide in Colmar, PA

Getting there: Use GPS even if you're a local as it's tucked away in an Industrial park but when you get inside you realize why it's located where it is...it's massive inside and over heads…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

Has anyone been here recently?

I haven’t been in about a year. Just wondering what girls are there these days. Last time I was there it seemed like talent was going downhill…

The O Gentlemen’s Club

Brooklyn, Illinois

Brooklyn IL 2AMer

BROOKLYN, Ill. – Four people were shot outside a strip club in Brooklyn, Illinois overnight, leaving one man dead. According to a spokesperson for the Illinois State Police, the shooting happened just before 3:10 a.m. Sunday in the 200 block of…

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Dancers on stage with plug in

I confess I don't go to a lot of clubs but enough that I think I've seen a lot over the years. Also I tend to like to go to the clubs that are more extra oriented. As I posted…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

$25 or to go fuck myself, OVER POOL

Let me start out by saying I’m no virgin when it comes to strip clubs, so when I say this is one of the worst clubs, with the worst service, and the most attitude from…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Hot Columbian Dancer

I arrived at B.A. at 6:30pm on Saturday, December 18, 2021. Parking was easy as I got a spot in front of the entrance. I’ve described this club in previous reviews but have never used…

Oasis

Baltimore, Maryland

Good place for short dances

Place: $10 cover to get in. Seems pretty safe once you're in. It has two floors. The first floor is a long bar with stools. The bar and wall are about 3 feet apart, so it…

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Extinction of the Fugly/Morbidly Obese Stripper?

I've been starting to hit a lot more clubs recently now that we've been coming out of these shutdowns and although it's somewhat anecdotal, I'm just not seeing that bottom of the barrel stripper that many clubs seem to have…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Could be good but crazy lap dance charge

Convenient location right off I-84. Nice big bar. Usually several girls. They finally renovated the bathroom but it is just urinals and one open toilet. No stalls.…

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NYPD rookie gives lieutenant lap dance

That looks like a pretty good lap dance. She's wasting her talents becoming a cop. https://nypost.com/2021/12/19/nypd-rookie-gives-boss-lap-dance-at-wild-holiday-party/?utm_campaign=nypevening&utm_source=sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20211219&lctg=607d87f8cd30447577b9bb22&utm_term=NYP%20-%20Evening%20Update

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Brooklyn, IL 2AMer

BROOKLYN, Ill. (KMOV.com) - A St. Louis man died and three other men were wounded in a shooting that happened in Brooklyn, Illinois overnight. Police say the shooting happened in the parking lot of what used to be Roxy's Nightclub on…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Price $ goes up. Quality is down. I no longer identify myself as TJ monger.

I will try to make this review as brief, yet informative as possible. Day & Time of Visit: Wed Night around 9 pm. Border Crossing into Mexico As I have asked in the TJ Monger discussion,…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

This would be my go-to if I lived here!

Ok, here are my notes. 4:15pm arrival on Saturday. 12/18 Parking was tight but there is a dirt lot open in back for more spots. Pat down at entrance. He's the only security in the place and…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Quick but satisfactory

Stopped by Saturday, the day after there Christmas party. $10 cover and in I went, it looked like the upstairs was not completely off limits but it was empty. I went down and immediately got…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Day Shift Open Again

Came in on a Friday afternoon around 2. They recently started up day shift on Friday. Pre Covid the club had a day shift on Friday and Saturday. Currently it’s Friday only. The club is…

The Confidential Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Out of business

Instead of a regular review this is an FYI. If the shooting this past summer didn't kill this club the events of the other night will. This place caught fire and when the Fire Department…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

You Don’t Need 20-30 Girls to have a Good Time!

I know, I know. I work for Sugar’s and want to say positive things about it to drive up business. Do I get the coveted “club ad of the day” award? Anywho, I am new…

The Duchess Show Lounge

Kamloops, British Columbia

Confused Club

I will start this off with I was there Sept long weekend about 2 years ago. You pull up to this place and parking is terrible. I finally park and head into the club, it…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Decent Club

This review is a couple weeks old. I have been to Gold Room many times in the past. I stopped by after having dinner and drinks with a friend, and I hadn't been there is…

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, Illinois

Cool club, need a second visit to assess more fully

First time visitor to Ocean's on a recent Wednesday. One prior visit the place was closed. Initially I arrived around 3 pm and it was closed. So I ventured over to Polekatz in Bridgeview for…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Sexy dance in the VIP room

Stopped by Cheetah's by myself on a Saturday night. It had been a while since I've been to a strip club and I was feeling frisky. Was greeted at the door by a friendly doorman, paid…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

HK: setting the bar for all others

This trip has been a long time coming. I lived in Tijuana for a year over 20 years ago but that was long before I ventured into the world of strip clubs. If I had…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Another fun visit at the Cheetah

Returned to South Florida a couple weeks ago for fishing, and decided to hit up the Cheetah in West Palm. I had visited in July with success, and decided to visit again. I arrived at the…

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Howley Luyeah!

Hello my faithful brethren of tuscl! It is Sunday morning and I Have I got a special treat for all of you! I have been preachin da word and da gospel and here is da best of da year! Prays…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

Generally good experience for most days

The club is just beside the Hollywood Casino; tried out 4 days in a row around 3-4 PM everyday. There are generally 3-5 girls everyday, at any given time 2-5 customers. Mixed dancer types. Only beer/…

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Border crossing and covid testing

Has anyone crossed the border from Tijuana into the USA since Biden mandated the Covid testing for everyone entering the USA? I think the mandate only applies to air travel.

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

KOD better than I thought it would be

I have checked out KOD a few times in the past couple months and it is much better than I expected. You have to show your ID and they scan it before you can enter.…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Seems like good value, but not for me today

Stopped by on a Saturday around 1:30PM. Parking lot was a little over half full, which translated to about 20 customers surrounding the bar. You walk in and the bathrooms are to the left, metal…

Tijuana

First time experience

I received lot of information from this forum and it’s time for me to write my experience. Hope it helps others. I am from Southeast Asia and looks like a Mexican person. I flew from phoenix to San Diego on…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Great time with Samba

This is a review from mid-November I paid another visit to Pandoras about 2PM on a Friday. There were very few spectators at that time. I think only 3 were there There were…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PH has an expanded menu...or does it?

I arrived about 2pm Tuesday afternoon. The club has been described many times, but here goes. $10 cover to the bartender gets you water or a soft drink. This is a BYOB club. The bartender…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

I found a hidden gem

I found a hidden gem I decided to take a mini vacation and signed up for some weekend classes at a museum in Baltimore, a four hour drive away. I figured since I didn't know…

Politics

Sexy Politicians

I saw this past week the Mayor of San Francisco London Breed finally realizing there may be some issues in her city. Took a few years when most people it would take few seconds but ok I'll give credit where…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Flashback from the past!

I made a trip to Bogarts hoping to see some new dancers. The basics info. on this club free parking, no valet. $5 cover during the day be sure to ask for a free pass…

Centerfold

Springfield, Missouri

Found what I was looking for.

Made it in to club about 7:15 PM on a Saturday night. Had intended to go early and check out the steak, but work required some after hours festivities and I was no longer hungry…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Forgot how much I loved this place.

It’s been a minute oasis! Lol I haven’t been here in forever and was debating between this club and vivide, so I said I’ll stop by. I was thinking about one of my favs at…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Xmas Party

Arrived just as they opened, Xmas party going on today. Collected $20 at the door. Club nicely decorated for the party. Was rushed to buy drink by bar maid, $7,gave her $10, never got the…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

My Two Cents

4Play has always been known as a club with some of the best-looking girls and some of the lowest mileage. When I visited, two separate dancers told me the mileage had been going up…

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

Thursday evening in the aftertimes.

Visiting Denver for the week and decided to pretend like we were not in the middle of a pandemic for a night. Figured Thursday might offer a compromise between the option to distance from loud…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

A nice return after a few years

Haven't been here in probably 4 years, back then it always seemed dead but the club was nice and the girls were always laid back and friendly. The physical club hasn't changed much, it's a…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Dayshift Intel

I was done with work early so I figured I would stop by and check out the Mirage dayshift. I've visited this place on a Sunday night previously but never during the day. I walk…

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King Carl XVI Gustaf's wild sex parties with strippers

Is this the real Lap Dance King? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10321299/King-Carl-XVI-Gustaf-Swedens-parties-strippers-spotlight-new-podcast.html

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Still a sure thing

I was at Flight Club on a Saturday night a few weeks ago. It's a decently sized club. A rectangular room with two stories, and an atrium for the center stage big enough…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

2AMer at a club reported as closed in Salt Lake City. Even Mormons do it. :)

SOUTH SALT LAKE, Utah Dec. 18, 2021 (Gephardt Daily) — Police investigators are on the scene of a fatal shooting at the Southern X-posure strip club in South Salt Lake. First responders were dispatched to the scene with reports of shots…

Snooty Foxx

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Snooty fox pretty good.

Had a nice visit at the Snooty Fox. Arrived 7ish and was around a dozen girls and 3 customers. Lots of attention for the first hour or two. By 9 there were…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

A trip to the Strip

A couple Fridays ago I decided to run out to the Landing Strip after work. I arrived and left my car with the valet at a little after 4:00 PM. The valet's services are $7,…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Pot holes are filled in!!

Was in town for personal reasons and stopped by what used to be my favorite club 10 years ago. I visited from 2:30 to 3:00. Parking: The huge parking lot pot holes that many people mention…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Just a good time ...

Stopped in about 6:30 to this establishment. Parking lot was a little full and had to be careful not to block in someone who had pulled in the parking area almost to the fence.…

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Which of you PLs got kicked off a flight for this?

https://jalopnik.com/please-dont-wear-a-thong-as-a-mask-on-planes-you-will-1848234917 Which of our Florida members was the one who had the bright idea to try to use a thong as a mask while flying to get around the covid restrictions? More importantly, which dancer did you borrow your new "mask" from…

Eyz Wide Shut

Tampa, Florida

Swingers Club

It’s pretty clear in the description, but it’s not a strip club. It is a swingers club for couples and singles. It’s actually set up as two businesses. One building, split in…

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Phillipines

Has anyone been to Manilla or Angeles City lately? What is the SC scene like?

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, Texas

Overpriced, but acceptable

The building is a bit sketchy on the outside, and easy to miss if coming from the south. But better inside. Looks to be recently remodeled and upgraded. There are three levels…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Player’s Ball

South Hackensack, NJ. Thursday night around 1030. Industrial area changing to a suburban one. Plenty of parking. Alright area. Walk in no cover. Cool big black dude just gave me a fist pound coming in,…

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Returning to Christmas Party Visions NOLa

Well, tonight is the annual Christmas Party at the only locals-attended club in my town, New Orleans, at Visions Men's Club. I always try to go to this event, since they put on a nice buffet and lots of the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Changes have come and they are not good

No charge for parking I'm surprised at that. This place has seen better days. Walked in and was told cover is now $25. In fairness that is same as across the street at 2001. There…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Too many Dominicans, God Bless Venezuela

I truly believe Sunrise is one of the local clubs that truly attempt to create a fun atmosphere. The girls are not as hot as the ones at Hitching Post which is just a few…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Sometimes, Forget about it can really mean forget about it.

I really hate to write this review, but it is what it is… I had spent some time & money across the street at the flight club and had had a great time. When it…

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Dropping the OTC Bomb

Me: “You see some people are inside guys, I happen to be an outside guy if you catch my drift.” “Some like dining in, but I’m more COVID style take out only, you could say I’m just, driving thru…if your…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Disappointed

Stopped by the Dollhouse at 7:30 Thursday night. The parking lot had over 20 cars in it so I figured the club must be busy, it wasn’t. I walk in the front door,…

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Hoe Hoe Hoe Merry Christmas 2021

As I've discussed here several times before, I normally binge a bit the week before Christmas. Some of my best experiences each year are in the runup to Christmas, when girls who may have been on the fence about an…

Club Flamingo

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Not for nothing, I think I'd rather bang the Flamingo

South Hackensack. Right by the Teterboro Airport on US 46. Just before midnight. There's parking I went down a couple lots over and parked in front of a car wash place. Walk in cover is…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Aggressive dancers

I went to Atlantis on a Wednesday afternoon on my way to see some family on St. Pete Beach. One big stage occupied by different individual dancers the whole time I was there. Believe Miller…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Harem Nights

Lodi, NJ. Thursday night at around 1am. Right by Satin Dolls along I-80. Plenty of parking. There like a restaurant attached here to it. Cover was $20. Big black guy and skinny tall white guy…

Pure Diamonds

Portsmouth, Virginia

2AMer for Portsmouth VA.

PORTSMOUTH, Va. (WAVY) — Four people were injured in an overnight shooting at the Pure Diamonds gentlemen’s club in Portsmouth. Dispatch said they were notified around 1:45 a.m. for the shooting in the 4100 block of Portsmouth Boulevard, at Airline Boulevard.…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

No longer nude or topless on Stage. Too Bad!

I spoke too early when I last wrote about this club back in the summer. I had just gone for the first time in the fall of 2019 and thought I had found a…

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Instant Addiction

Have you ever had pussy that was so good, you just had to have it again ? Last night, I had a first date with a new sugar baby. During the set-up to this…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

An Ok place for occasional visit/s....

Was with my ATF at Palms, and afterwards on my way home I decided to swing by Paradise to meet up with my other regular. It was around 10:15pm on a Wednesday night and the…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Divas is the club for tits and ass lovers

Cover was $15 (it's $12 before 2PM and $20 after 7 PM). Door girl asked if I wanted VIP access. I said no. Then she says, there are no lap dances allowed on the main…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

AJ’s - Monday/Wednesday evening Take 2…and 3

AJ’s - take 2 (and 3). Take 2 - my second visit here was on a Monday night. Met an amazing girl with outstanding stage and pole skills - at least a 9/10. She sat with…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Where is Charly?

I was in the Sacramento area. I wanted to see how things were at my previous favorite, Deja Vu. I visited this club when it reopened after the pandemic but my previous visit was nowhere…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Day Shift during Thursday Special

First time visiting a SC since Covid. Saw on news that LA county was enforcing mask mandate, however when I went around lunch time on Thursday the doorman did not enforced the mask rule.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

There are worse ways to spend an hour and a half

A few weeks ago at around 1:00 in the afternoon I found myself driving down Michigan Avenue, and to my amazement my car steered itself into the parking lot of the Silver Criket. "Well, as…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Great venue but talent varies and YMMV

This review was before T-giving. This is a great venue with easy access to main roads. The area is safe and the property is in great condition. It opened as a Hustler club more than…

Bada Bing

Syracuse, New York

Nice time

I made my way down after a Lookers visit. This place has been up and down over the years. I hadn't been here since pre COVID. It does serve alcohol so that's…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

Better than expected

I was in the area and decided to take a look at old haunts. Have been here a number of times over the years, last a couple years ago. I wasn't expecting much…

Politics

Do new sophisticated weapons promote peace, or do they promote war?

Does the development of new sophisticated weapons promote peace, or does it promote war? A year ago I read something, put out by the Rand Corporation. It talks about Kosovo, about a hypothetical of China deciding to over run North…

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What's the extraest extra?

I always assumed it was anal sex. But now it seems we have a new contender: presenting you with the still-beating heart of her baby, that she just cut out of its chest. Are there other options?

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Why do many PLs seem to only want a side of nekked?

I've always wondered about this. Why do PLs want strip clubs to have PPVs or otherwise show ML games on bigscreen TVs? Why do many PLs seem to spend more on booze than on dances? I can…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Evening visit "tails" behind afternoons

I have not visited this neighborhood joint in many months. When I used to, I did so in the afternoon. The establishment is a neighborhood bar with a pool table, nothing fancy.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Working from "Home"

Ok soo a light Friday at work and some time on my hands late afternoon. Day shift is made for working "stiffs" like me. Hit Landing Strip first then Cricket to troll for diamonds in…

Club Fred

Montoursville, Pennsylvania

Couples do it best

My husband and I went on Saturday 12/11. There were 7 ladies dancing. All of them were absolutely fantastic however, I am definitely very fond of Lillith and Alexa. They both were very comfortable interacting…

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Urban Meyer gonzo

After less than one year in Jacksonville, Urban Meyer is out as the Jaguars’ head coach, sources tell ESPN. https://mobile.twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1471353253539495938

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If your club is showing a PPV how early should you show up to find spac? (MIAMI)

So I'm doing my annual trip to Miami for my birthday and I realized something.... that fricking Jake Paul is having his youtube boxing match on the 18th. Dude this sucks. I need your experience tscl'ers. If I want to…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

An All Too Common Problem These Days

I arrived shortly after opening on an early Monday afternoon and, if you arrive too early (i.e. before 1PM), you will most likely be sitting there caressing your bottle of beer until they finally start…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

First timer - good time

First time hitting a club here in Miami so I read a bunch of reviews and since they were decently reviewed and close by I went to BT in Doral. I first had stopped at…

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AJs Secaucus Busted

A few of the women look like hot mamasitas ! https://www.nj.com/hudson/2021/12/9-arrested-on-prostitution-drug-and-weapons-charges-at-secaucus-go-go-bar.html

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Slooow Wednesday

Went on a Wednesday at 8:00pm just after they opened. Was looking for a few ladies I spent time with before, none were working. There were about 6 dancers, I’d rate 5 or…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

I know better, but I still fell for one of the oldest games

The club is set back from the road, laid out to look like a country club without any green space. While the women who work here are very beautiful, that is not why I visit this…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I’ll try again another night

I had not been to the SC since well before Covid and I thought I’d check it out. I know Tuesdays aren’t supposed to be one of the better club nights so my expectations were…

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Mask Mandate

Rhode Island going to mask mandate this weekend for venues #250+ people and allegedly Vaccine card needed for entry. What's the capacity in desires?

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Gladly returning

After my great experience last month, I came back again when I came back to town. The place is just off the main drag and you enter the parking lot to meet the attendant. Based…

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Christmas $$$

I don’t know why, but every year right around this time I feel I need to buy all this crap I don’t need. I think it’s the constant advertising around us 24/7 especially around the holidays. I need…

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In the mood to post a hot tattoo artist...

I think she's a smoke show, at least. https://www.instagram.com/p/CXb_97XLRvs/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CTnDP5OCARE/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CSfD6s9D_F9/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CSHzGcHC8hQ/

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

NICOLE

Sorry I've been absent guys. I'm n Back full blown. Monday thru Friday 2pm to 7pm. Add my ONLYFANS.COM/NICOLE313 my.club/SlutyyNicole

Hilltop Bar & Grill

Woodville, Wisconsin

Hilltop Bar Thursday Night Fun

The last review was 2007 and for the most part it doesn't seem like a lot has changed. It is a regular bar during the day and most nights but Thursday nights starting at 9…

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OK. Which of you are into cartoons?

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tech/8157525/pornhub-year-in-review-most-searched-hentai/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Undo a mistake or redo an opportunity

Strictly in your mongering life. I think when I look back I kick myself more what I didn’t do then what I fucked up on despite a long line of fuck ups. But I present it to you and you don’t…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Sugars Flops on a Thursday Night

I visited Sugars around 10:45pm on a Thursday night (Nov 18). I stayed for 30 minutes before heading to Pandoras; and it was a very grim 30 minutes indeed. I’m new to Seattle and this…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

For Your Viewing Pleasure

I was in Dallas for business and decided to try one of the Latina clubs. So, I tried Chicas Locas one weekday afternoon. Cover = $9 Beer = $6 Parking: Plenty of parking on three sides of…

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Stripper Moms who make the ultimate sacrifice

For the third time in three years, I had a girl explain to me that she signed custody of her baby over to a relative because she knew that the child would be better off. I've heard stuff like…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Casual night but worth it.

I was in town for business and decided to kill some time and check out the local talent. Downtown Cabaret was only a few blocks away from my hotel so I was hopeful it was…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Thursday Visit

I visited here on a Thursday which is the special $80 for 15 minute vip dances. I entered and paid $20 dollars to enter. The door guy told me I needed to buy a drink.…

Tijuana

How to approach BG's

I'm going to Tijuana specifically Hong Kong on January 7th-10th (if anyone else is going let's grab a beer or something) and I've read it's expected that you approach the girls yourself. People say you can get a mesero to…

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This site is here PRIMARILY to help guys find strip clubs

Per founder, “This site is here PRIMARILY to help guys find strip clubs” So then, what are the secondary reasons this site exists? 1. Demonstrate how being a Trumplican makes you an asshole 2. Demonstrate how being a libtard makes…

The Birth of A Degenerate.

So, I'm young guy Over 21 but not over 27. For some small backstory, I've had multiple consensual and nonconsensual sexual experiences when I was younger that I'm noticing is leading me on a path to seek constant lust. Before losing my virginity to a stripper I used to be a online camboy. I only lost it in the first place because I was single and assumed it was never going to happen. When I first started dating I assumed that my desire to seek extra excitement would diminish but it didn't. I still craved for something I didn't know was missing... only to be disappointed that neither my partner or my peers had similar interests. As I'm getting older I…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Might be worth a visit again

Friday night visit. I visited this place before I visited Mons across the street. I was lucky, the girl at the entrance only charged me $11 to enter after 10 pm, plus she…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Second club visit in Houston

First visit to treasures. Self parked in the back. Entered the main door and passed thru a metal detector. Paid $7 cover. Once inside immediately turned right and noticed the main stage is very similar…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Disappointing Dreamgirls

I was at Dreamgirls at Sodo (Seattle-speak for "south of downtown") on Friday evening, December 3, 2021, between 9:15 and 10:45 p.m. Location: In the block south of the Mariners' and Seahawks' stadiums. Parking: Free, on the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

What a disappointment

Boy have the times changed. I last visited this place about 15 - 17 years ago when the place was hopping. This time.....*yawn*. Entered the place on a Friday around 11 pm,…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

GPS alert...... Jaydyn.

This is a actually a report of 3 recent stops. I've reviewed synn before, and I don't usually write a second review. But noting that there haven't been hardly any in…

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My ideal dancer on tuscl!!

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=3316 Bacon!!

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Nicespice, my fair lady....I've been struck by a poison arrow

The local mage said I do not have long. Unless I am able to find love from the nicest spice from the far east. I shant have long to live unless you can find in your heart to send a…

Tijuana

FMM not letting me fill out the form.

I was trying to fill out the immigration form online here at https://www.inm.gob.mx/fmme/publico/en/solicitud.html and it wouldn't allow me to complete the form saying my expiration date is within 180 days of arrival. My passport is expiring in 3 months, so…

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Huge boobs ddd or bigger

Where are all the huge boobs strippers im talking at least DDD or bigger at? In So cal especially. Even in Las vegas rhino it was hard to find? I go to strip clubs to fi d fantasy women not…

Sunny's Saloon

Chatsworth, California

Not my kind of place.

Located in a mini mall behind a Carl's Jr, its one of the few bikini and drinks places to go to in LA, and one that I'd never been to. Unfortunately, IMO its one of…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Cuties with Opportunities for extras.

Sophie caught my attention right away. She had a good attitude, and had glasses on. Since I also had glasses it was a easy conversation starter. Very friendly, so I got a $40 dance. Nice little A-cups with…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Honestly not bad. 8/10 place.

I think I went one a Tuesday or Wednesday a couple weeks ago. Went in out of curiosity really. It doesn't fully advertise itself as a strip club until you go in. With that…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Relax but no touching

Decided to check out the place as I was in the area. Located behind a gulf gas station, you will notice signs saying 'World Famous Golden Banana' and something of the lines that we don't…

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Do I go to far?

A dancer recently remarked to me that her long term goal was to be high school science teacher. I asked her, if there as a really hot guy in her class, was she worried she might end up being…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

A Not so Happy Birthday to me

As I am getting older, the crowd of high volume Friday and Saturday nights is becoming less appealing. Thus, I have begun to wonder what my favorite clubs looked like on off nights. As my…

For the shy newbies

I went to my first strip club right before the pandemic, which was either a bad or a good thing depending on how you look at it. It was definitely a bummer being cut off from a newfound hobby, but at the same time perhaps good for me to slow my roll a bit. Over the past couple months as things have continued to open up and restrictions begAn to ease, I've had an opportunity to rekindle my excitement for visiting the club. And that in addition to the pandemic, gave me some time to reflect. I thought I'd share some of my reflections for all the other users out there who are lurking and reading reviews, new to the hobby…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Same old, but thats fine with me.

First time back to the Bottoms Up since all the silly covid stuff hit. Earlier this year someone reported the BU had its doors open once again but it took a while to find out…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Why Did You Come Here?

I was in Dallas for business and decided to try a few clubs. I started with Cab East. I heard that it was a mid-level club with a good mix of dancers. …

L.A.'s Gentlemen's Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

Maybe I just went on a bad night

With the club being near town center I was honestly expecting more. I went in the middle of the week so overall it wasn't very busy. There were maybe 4 or 5 other…

Grandview Live Gentleman's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Not much to write home about

This is a very large place. I got there about 10:00. It was not all that busy, but there was enough action to have a good time. The club is clean and…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

Afternoons at the Flame

This is a compilation of a couple of visits to the Flame. The layout and prices haven't changed since my last reviews so I'm skipping. Was out of town for a couple of…

Politics

Political polarization

Recent polls show that 90% of Democrats approve of Biden and 90% of Republicans disapprove of Biden. This is not the historical norm for presidents. It used to be about a third of the members of the opposition party would…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Destiny?

Anyone know if destiny still works here? I haven’t seen her, but I also don’t know her schedule so maybe I’m just missing her.

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Savage girls

We arrived at cheetahs hallandaleat around 1am, we wanted to go to the one in pompano because it's smaller and more intimate but we settled for this one. This is the first time I've been…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Not a bad place to have a drink and relax

This was my first trip to a strip club in Arizona. It was a Friday afternoon and the parking lot was almost full but I got lucky there was one spot remaining. The place is…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Wild Wild West Diamon Dolls

Disclaimer! If you want an amazing club and great experience then this club is the one to go to!! Me and two of my buddies who have never been to a strip club before until cheetahs…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Good times on a Monday

I was down in the area for a night a decided to head over on a Monday night and at least watch the game if the talent wasn’t great. The club is huge and spaced…

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Song for DJs to play for dancers who give them shitty tips

Beat this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNdcFPjGsm8

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Its been a long time

I haven't been here in over a decade, despite it being within an hour's drive. I read a recent review that peaked my interest, had some time so I decided to try it out.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Best club around

By far my favorite sport around here. Very well lit strip mall, with ample parking and good security guards. Close to the freeway, a few clubs nearby too. By far one of the safest parking lots I’ve been too. Didn’t feel…

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What would you do if newly single and had a very high income?

First: This is not one of those asking for a friend things when I am really asking for myself. This is definitely not my situation. I just had dinner tonight with a newly divorced friend. He is in his early…

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Strip club movie characters

No, no, not movies about strippers or strip clubs. And not scenes taking place in strip clubs. This is more of a "choose your own adventure" kind of thing. Pick a movie. If its characters were in a titty bar, who…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Few choices and not my type.

Came in on a Thursday evening. The building is rather nondescript. It is along a “country” road. It is a tan colored concrete building. The entrance is a set out glass double doors.…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Consistency is key

I have been to BT several times since their post-covid remodeling and it has yet to disappoint. This review is of my last visit on a Tuesday around 6-8pm. For the basics, there…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Expected Something Strange, Ended Up Having a Nice Time

I have been wanting to visit TOTT for a while just to see what the story is. Finally had some time after the VGK game last Wednesday so I headed over. I was a little…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Supply / demand issues

TL;DR: clean place, $20 entry, not enough dancers, wild VIP prices (200/400/800 for 15/30/600) Place: Went Saturday evening arriving around 11pm and left around 1230am. $20 entry with $9 drinks (non alcoholic). First club I’ve been…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

My humiliation.

I was near Jacksonville for a couple of days and decided to visit the Doll House and Sinsations on a Saturday afternoon. The Doll House was first. I walked in a little after 2pm and…

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Time for a hard look in mirror

On a scale of 1 to 10 how confidant are you that, when founder told us to stop being assholes, he didn't mean you? For me, I'd say about 6.5.

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Papi's latest CF

There's a lot to love there! https://www.instagram.com/reel/CXODqMZlaNa/?utm_medium=copy_link

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A new site is coming soon...

I will let VIP members see it first. Stay tuned for a link

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Stop Being Assholes

Look, I'm a pretty easy going guy. Stop creating alias accounts just to leave dumb-mother-fucking comments. It's just pathetic. This site is here PRIMARILY to help guys find strip clubs and help strippers find a place to…

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Getting Into the Holiday Spirit

About this time in 2016, I wrote and posted a holiday review of Follies which was well received. Because we have had so many new people join TUSCL since then, I thought I'd run it again. (RIP, Follies...) Enjoy! A…

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Pre-lapper sales talk

If I want a dance from a dancer, I'm in VIP within about 30 seconds of saying hello. I've always wondered why everyone isn't like this. Getting a sales talk is not usually considered enjoyable ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfUQzppLyDM ). I…

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Still waiting to return to clubs?

I'm likely in the minority on this, but I still haven't been back in a club since March of last year. Have you returned to this world in full? Less than in past? Still waiting? Pre-2020, I would visit local clubs maybe…

Politics

Omicron

The World Health Organization says there has not been a single death attributed to the Omicron variant. That means Alec Baldwin has killed more people than Omicron.